What the hell is going on here? I don't understand these modern movies
What the hell is going on here? I don't understand these modern movies
Adam Wright
Luke Watson
BANE?!
William Diaz
That has to be photoshopped
William Cook
What the fuck is this from? What was meant by this?
Joseph Brown
Daaaamn... Jamie Lee Curtis looks like *THAT*?!
Hudson Gray
Monsieur, I'm EU
Mason Parker
Nicholas Miller
...
Julian Robinson
...
Aaron Clark
dude what did he get butt implants lmao
Adrian Thompson
Either Tom Cruise is insane enough to get ass implants, or he's insane enough to wear an obvious fake ass prosthetic and lie through his teeth about it for no apparent reason.
C L A S S I C Tom Cruise
Jeremiah Williams
He just has really huge leg muscles and is a short guy in tight pants. When he fell his legs tensed and it forced his glutes out giving him an apple ass.
Joseph Moore
I like what I see
Jonathan Price
It's an optical illusion. The right leg is actually his lower leg not his though. And the top of his bubble butt is just his back with his pants riding really high
Austin Long
simulated explosions are blowing air around and its going down his pants.
Cooper Scott
giv manlet powerbottom bf
Ian Wright
How do you know it wasn't a fart that inflated the gusset and the back portion of his pants. I've done farts before that burst a hole in my jeans
Ryan Nelson
t. buttlet
Dominic Diaz
It just looks like air got trapped in his pants. Like your shorts in a pool.
Carson Perry
it's a fake. tom is pretty lean and wearing loose pants, so how could anyone possess a fat round ass like that? It's weird that he would wear a fake ass for one shot though. Illuminati programming to make us want thicc asses?
Josiah Butler
i wonder if gays are masturbating over this
Camden Evans
I'm straight and I am.
William Ramirez
maybe he squats religiously?
Camden Gutierrez
>the cruise bruise
Zachary Evans
Looks like Tom remembered to wear his grandpa diaper.
Joshua Diaz
It's a prosthetic to protect his ass from the stunt. He probably just had no idea what the interviewer was asking about there.
Ethan Moore
Scientology-funded prosthetic asses look like *THAT*?!
Parker Sanders
t.asslets
James Ward
I am disappointed. I saw the thumbnail from the catalog and thought it was a pair of perfect breasts stretching out a tan shirt but I clicked only to find out the truth. I am disappointed
Zachary Fisher
we need more thicc men representation on film. all these cape kino movies keep having guys with flatasses
Luis Adams
Jacob Allen
is this lovecraftian?
Landon Sullivan
This thread is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in ages
Nolan Fisher
i guess the only way to fix this problem in Hollywood is to hire actual thicc assed men
Adam Hernandez
So is Cruise assposting gonna become a meme?
Cooper Brooks
god willing
Isaiah Williams
nice watermark
Gabriel Parker
Why did my dick twinge. I've always hated queers
Tyler Nguyen
This. Thicc ass is kino
Noah Lewis
T H Y Y Y Q U E
Nolan Hernandez
Asses that plump are troublesome to wipe
Jace Mitchell
...
Andrew Hill
you should be able to see balls and dick from this angle though
Ryder Flores
>pint-sized star
Jaxon Nguyen
>Brian Singer
Angel Hernandez
BASED giv poster
Hunter Jackson
These modern movies take it too far
Parker Rodriguez
Fissure Impossible
The Bummy
Fagholia
Leo Gutierrez
Jack Reacher: Never Go Brap
Austin Hernandez
it's the cutting underwire making the gleuts more prominent
Jeremiah Sanders
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAP
Jose Hughes
He hasn't hit puberty, you sick fuck.
Caleb Murphy
moar
Asher Wood
Imagine...
Ah shit, I haven't got the talent to make anything of it.
Ethan Sullivan
Mal Malloy?
Dylan Myers
yes, she's back and bigger than before
Ryder Moore
if I were gay, I'd be pounding that ass too
William Harris
Hnng