Character makes a thread

>Character makes a thread
>No one replies to it

>get first post in thread
>someone fpbp‘s you

Link it and I'll reply froggo.

I love you OP I will always reply to your threads while there is life in my body

Just pretend to be racist

>character breaks nofap again
>feels nothing
>cums

i shouldn't have taken so much caffeine, now i have to stay awake feeling like this for at least 6 hours

>Character makes a thread
>Doesn't get 300 posts
why fucking live

>watch a retarded thread 404 with no replies
>feel happy knowing some shitposter has just died a little inside

>pretend

>I behave exactly like the overwhelming majority of Sup Forums users
>smug reaction face
just wanted to let you know that you are a bigger faggot than anyone posting ITT including OP

dumb frogposter

Lol why u mad though

>character sees thread with 150+ replies
>decides to jump in and post something
>specified thread does not exist

>character makes a thread
>0 replies
>bumps it using phone to make it look like another poster replied

>try to discuss anything other than hollywood shite
>no one replies or someone calls you pretentious

I hate all these characters

God i do this all the time

>Pretend

This happens far too often

t. pic related

WHYTE POWAH

>character posts on thread
>gets consecutive double digits

>post
>kills the thread.
Maybe I should make use of this power?

>post an epic gif/webm or a controversial pic/grab that normally gets guaranteed replies in a controversial thread
>update after 10 mins
>this thread has been pruned or deleted

...

Do girls really do this?

>make bait post with stupid opinion
>replies roll in
>start defending bait like i actually believe it

if you order thatway

FPBP