"Now, Donny-boy I've been saying you need to play the Russia edge a little bit harder. We need to get her poll numbers up. Maybe you should say something like communism isn't such a bad thing, bring back some of that red scare prop. from the 80s that we paid so much for. Might as well use it."
"You're absolutely right, Bill. We need to get them to think Russia wants me to win so that everyone ignores her emails and then people will be ready for WWIII against those ruskies when your wife takes over. I think if I just praise Putin and Russia some more, it will sink in. By the way, thank you ahead of time for all the steaks and waters I'm going to sell thanks to this business opportunity. Me and Melania are so grateful for what you did for my brand. Here's to more deals between long time friends in the near future."
>businessman so happy the president visited his golf course 15 years ago that he puts his life, family and business at risk to speak a bit of common sense in the hopes that people won't like him. wtf, I hate Trump now.
Noah Rogers
OMG THEY TOOK A PICTURE TOGETHER
>OP sees his ugly half-cambodian girlfriend post a picture with some guy as ugly as her
BITCH UR CHEEEEEATTING ON MEEE WHO THE FUCK ISS THAT GUYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DOES HE SUPPORT ISRAEL INSTEAD OF PALESTINIAN TERRORISTS???? I BET HE DOES REEEEEE JEEEEEWWW!!!!!
Zachary Watson
"This guy. I owe my life to this son of a bitch right here. He's saved the Trump name for me time and time again with his connex and now with his wife's election, the Trump brand is worth more than ever before in history. Somebody get Rudy and Jeffrey over here for a bro pic. I love all you guys and the fact that we are part of the new way of things in the world. I think it's tremendously fantastic. Here's to 8 more years under our shadow rule!"
Jason Wilson
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Adam King
This is not a fucking RP board you scum.
Jeremiah Edwards
Some people belive in this conspiracy They breath the same air They vote They breed
Dominic Rodriguez
"I'm shaking hands with this guy so often, when I jerk off it feels like he's doing it. Good thing we scratch each others back for the pussy delivery. That reminds me Bill, I've got one of yours locked up in my basement. Remind me to return her to Jeffrey when I talk to you back home."
Chase Cox
"This time we get seperate rooms and swap them half way through. Last time we wrecked some ass in the same room, I caught sight of your saggy ass ballsack and even the Viagra and thoughts of Monica could keep it up."
"I remember it well. Those Ukrainian twins needed another two years in the cellar. My balls are not to blame here, okay?"
Adam Edwards
The "Oh Shit" Guy That Wiped Hillary's Server With BleachBit Was Just Granted Immunity
"More Vince Foster roleplay this time? I've convinced Melania to do some more Monica shit for you, like smoke a cigar and that. She doesn't want to do it, but that just makes it hotter, right? Your wife literally begs for my cum when I Vince it up, sorry bro."
Colton Kelly
"I mean just look at how excited this crazy bitch just got. I'm a little worried, last time she wanted to hold a gun to my head when she came and it was right after she had a counsel sesh with Henry Kissinger. I'm pretty sure it was loaded."
Jaxson Butler
"I told that lazy nigger to do something useful and go get me a schweppe's." "You absolute madman! We're on the 17th hole and the clubhouse is over a mile away!" "I don't even like ginger ale!"
Adam Fisher
This picture tells me that the Clintons are crony capitalists. That's all.
Isaiah Collins
"Look the other way. Russia. Muslims. BLM. Reality TV. Feminism. Trannies in the restrooms. Clowns in the woods."
Carter Clark
"You hear that soothing sound boys?"
"Bill, you mean the pump from this fake waterfall thing?"
"No it's the sound of silence. It's almost like nobody gives a fuck that we are this boss. Hello darkness my old friend..."
"Bill is off the happy pills again, guys"
Juan Hall
Can somebody photoshop this image to bring out the lines in her face even more?
Tyler Powell
Faye Reagan in the front?
Leo Rivera
"I did NOT force ass to mouth on that woman!"
Luke Morgan
"Watch it, Rudy. This game could end one stroke over the line if you continue to shake that hand. Thats my hand to shake, not yours. Now go dress as a woman so I can have un-natural thoughts again." youtu.be/4IrE6FMpai8
Owen Sullivan
"I have always had tremendous respect and admiration for the Clinton family. I even tweeted my support for them only a few years ago. It's crazy to think there's a conspiracy here."
