ITT shitty movies you liked

ITT shitty movies you liked

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I saw this in the cinema, lord forgive me

The scorpions were cool I guess

First four.

in "3D"?

I honestly don't remember, but I might have

This movie was the first big thing where people went "they just slapped this shit on after the fact and didn't use fancy 3D cameras", right?

I like this movie, too. Medusa was hot.

>Chris Hemsworth looks too good to know how a computer works
Bullshit

But the movie was generally flawed, I still like it though

i thought it was OK, definitely better than JP3

>The scorpions were cool I guess
Sure you're not thinking of the original with the stop motion scorps?

Man those things were awesome...

I have no shame.

>humans get their shit slapped in surprise Zyklon B attacks
>years later the egotistical, gold obsessed aliens get their shit slapped by human cave men

Hollwood was literally shaking.

i get what they're going for, and i appreciate the more "genuine" interpretation of hacking, but the shift to Bourne-like action in the final act bugs me. end product is a mess

It's surprisingly alright for something that should be total dogshit you know

This film was honestly ok, not even shit.
The sequel is a lot more shittier than it though and filled with predictable cliches

I fucking hate how it changed so much from the book in order to pander to the "dumb teenager" demographic.

Yes i fucking did, and it was jarring as shit. Legit got a migraine from it. I still enjoyed the movie though. Mads and the kebab brothers were good

Pros: Mads, Gemma, Medusa and Ramin Djawadi's music

Con: Everything else

Im sorry guys but I enjoyed the shit outta the Corvinus family backstory and plus, Kate. Cmon.

There was a few cool stuff in the sequel but it was pretty shite, agreed.

I just saw an ad for the newest one coming in 2018. Jesus Christ, it looks even worse.

GoT composer? Holy shit, had no idea

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This is a legit great movie, I don't know why critics are so harsh against it.

Yeah that one was solid
I'm not big into Warcraft lore though, so maybe they violated it horribly and I didn't notice

Fucking fight me faggots, crappy CGI and all

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>That part where the chick gets sucked down the toilet

Kek.

90s shit like this and the relic were great.

Nah I liked this too, the gore is great
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An R-rated werewolf flick with Del Toro, Hugo Weaving, Anthony Hopkins and Emily Blunt deserves a better script though.

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I can agree on that

1 is amazing, should have spawned one of the greatest cult franchises in history because everything was there, the lore, the concept, the look, the actors, the tone. Perfection.

2/3 are watchable, enjoyable enough movies.

4 onwards is not fit for human consumption.

The worst bit is reading the synopsis on wikipedia makes awakening sound awesome.

>Six months after the events of the second film, both the government and the general public have become aware of the existence of the Vampires and Lycans.
>A program to study and potentially harness their powers soon escalates into an all-out genocide and shortly after the "cleanse" begins

Oh awesome, so they're gonna have to team up against the humans in this one, leading to plenty of entertaining lycan/vampire banter and fun?

>no

fuck this movie.

I feel ya bro. So much wasted potential. As you said first 2 are good, 3rd is ok. Rest is the drizzling shits

>had a friend who was into vore
>we watch Deep Rising
>that part where the guy pops out half digested

He moved on to another fetish real fast.

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man Stephen Sommers gave us this and two Mummy kinos with Brendan and Beni, why can't he give us more?

K I N O

The lead actor in that short man-skirt for 2 hours had me desperate for a wank

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Pratt is near unrecognizable in this

This picture looks amazing. The colors, the contrasts, the film grain.

was very enjoyable also had great ending imo

He's so good at playing a tool

I genuinely love this film, the pacing is perfect.

Seeing a lot of werewolf and/or gothic fantasy movies in here.

Why aren't any good movies made about those two subject matters bros?

ohhh fuck is this the one that has Chastain in an emo cut with Jaime Lannister

I don't want to be a "muh practicool effects" fedora but I recently rewatched this movie and everything looked so fake
When they get to the vampire castle it's like when Homer goes into the digital world

The movie is still fun though

limited ways you can play with the script/done to death

The first one is enjoyable, the second one was boring as fuck.

As always, Bill Nighy was the best part. Viktor was too interesting and entertaining of a character to die at the hand of interspecies love and girl power

plenty of shit with jeffrey combs desu

anything with combs is an instant 10/10 though

This was alright, wish they had've used puppetry and practical effect ps for mama though. CGI took me out a bit
Agreed, fun take on the monster universe, and much better than the newer ones.

Yeah. And it was in this that Chastain redpilled me on bras. Those things did miracles to her.

This fucking movie is great. As a kid watching this movie, the stop motion was awesome. The skeletons, the scorpions, Medusa, the Kraken. Plus that side boob and ass shot.

And I loved every minute of it.

Even the 1999 remake of House on Haunted Hill?

>going symmetric sentai pose
>even number of characters
I AM TRIGGERED

some of the deleted scenes are nice too. i just hate how cheesy the human interior sets looked

You kidding? That movie was great. And I'm not even counting all the boners Famke gave me.

>Medusa is suppose to be ugly
>they make her a total qt in the movie

My snakefu.

>ankle monitor can easily be disabled in android settings

Kek

i was amazed by this movie as a kid

listen to this
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the CGI/real world combination is really jarring today, but back then it was amazing

That's a great tune

I loved the movie when I was a kid too

It was fun because you're wondering what the fuck is in the maze

The sequel is a generic and boring post apocalyptic snorefest, what the hell were they thinking?

this movie and 2010 Clash of the Titans had the same scene where the protag said "i have everything i need" and the next scene everything goes to shit

it's hilarious

muh scoarch

>Raped by a god
>punished by a jealous god
Greek Gods were fucked up in the head

But that's why Greek lore is so good

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finally figured out what Rust was shooting at

The ending is an underwhelming reveal but other than that it's fine

Has literally one good scene, 2 if you count ALRIGHT ALRIGHT getting eaten, also fuck that misleading poster

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This movie is fucking great.

Watched it with my gf because she loves Jane Austen. We both had a surprising amount of fun watching this.

There is no debate about that, their flaws mirrored human flaws and actions, we are the real gods here.

actually loved this shit

Every single one of these.

But I don't call movies I like "shitty".

Even the latest one, user?

Because I liked that too.

The orc parts were great. The human scenes fucking sucked.

>she grips the metal fixture so hard she rips it off

immersion broken.

Breaking Dawn was horrifically bad and a huge dive in quality compared the first three flicks(which weren't even bad).

The huge battle scene in part 2 was pretty kino though.

She doesn't break the metal you brainlet, it's a piece of metal screwed into plastic

Rick and Morty: the movie

I liked this too. And the sequel. I was 11 or 12 though so that may have something to do with it.

For me it's just 1, 3 and 5. the last one was the worst.

Is that Bovver?

i liked the edgy song they played in the trailer the rest of it can get fucked

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Wrath is a genuinely okay movie, Clash is bad though.

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