Is My Giant Life kino?

Is My Giant Life kino?

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>wow, you're really tall
>that makes you interesting and worthy of a television show

It doesn't work this way.

>tfw no amazonian giant waifu

>the state of american tv

>ywn be the little spoon

;_;

Yes

> tfw 5'3 with 5'10 gf
> tfw could still go bigger but she's perfect in almost every way

Manlets, when will they learn

>"oh hey! welcome to Half Price Mattress!"
>there's already a camera crew next to her

>chop off legs
>tell normal sized girls you stepped on a landmine helping refugees in Europe or something so they want to fuck you

LICKI

Why would they make a show called Is My Giant Life? It makes no sense.

Why do they have to find a giantess to make a series about the difficulties of average life when they could just follow a short man?

>tfw friends with a handsome basketball player
>this is what we look like together
I'm 6 foot 1 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Mfw 6'3"
>hit the perfect height jackpot

Mmmm... Belter Women

Is that the tf2 minigun rev up in the soundtrack?

>be 6'10"
>Hear stupid comments from middle aged men all day
>Have to duck through doors sometimes
Really the only differences between my life and anyone else's. Why is there a series about this?

It's TLC, wtf are you expecting?

as a 6'2 guy I feel her, it's annoying to hear people "HURR YOU'RE SO TALL DURR!!" everyday

Does it get you pucci though?

bigger user

BIGGER

I doubt you hear it. You're not that tall. I'm the same size as you and people don't tell me that every day...unless you live in some midget country.

After 6'5 you enter the lanklet country and girls will only laugh at your deformed body.

>t. 6'7

This. My buddy is 6'4" and he only ever gets good comments and positivity

Not sure. Mostly all I do is sit at home and watch movies or play RPGs so I don't really go cunt hunting much.
I think I'm at the height/build where chicks basically need to have a fetish to be into me or something.

>6'9" thicc blonde amazon

Also doesn't help I'm into shortstacks. If I was a fag I'd get tons of boipucci though, guys approach me all the time.

I'm content with being 5'9"

arright steve

Bro. girls are taller than you these days

Is that something bad?

Not if you're a chink like me surrounded by other chinks

Fuckin' hell. I'm only 6' 2" and most matresses don't fit me. If I'm sleeping along, I can go at an angle, but if my gf is in bed and I have to be completely vertically parallel, I have to put my head right against the headboard, otherwise my feet hang off. Fucking sucks.

>tfw 6'0 king of manlets
eh, could be worse

Which girls are taller than him?

Hot. Does she dominate you?

...

Naw she's pretty submissive tho she gets bursts of assertiveness where she will pull me in by tge collar or push me against a wall.

Yes, 1 in 32 or 3.125% are taller.

The taller the cunt, the prouder the fuck.

Oh shit,she gets pregnant. I can't take many more of my fetishes jammed into a single woman.

i want to licki and sticki my dicki in debicki bros

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is she chubs?

I'm 6"5 and I try to keep in shape and dress well etc.
And I've experienced almost zero benefits from my height, besides maybe making manlet gym obsessives occasionally visibly angry in the street looking at me.

HNNNNGGGGGGGGG

Circuses did nothing wrong.

Yeah a bit

okay this needs to stop right fucking now I HAVE THINGS TO DO

Nice

>mfw i'm 5'5" and my ex boyfriend was 6'7"
He was shy as fuck and so embarrassed about his accent, but goddamn it was great while we got to hang out on vacation

What are you trying to accomplish here exactly?

I'm 5'10 and rarely see girls taller than me.

>almost zero benefits from my height, besides maybe making manlet gym obsessives occasionally visibly angry in the street looking at me.
This. I'm 6' 3", but I'm a little doughy. I'm way taller than almost every bro at my gym, and I can tell from the glances that they're bothered.

Other than that, the height is mostly a disadvantage. Many cars, beds and chairs are uncomfortable. I fucking hate kitchen counters and sinks, doing dishes I have to hunch over like Igor to get under the faucet in most kitchens.

You're darn right you do.

Thought this was a tall person fetish thread, my bad

I'd trade no man or woman ever respecting me for those minor inconveniences.

>go to nippon
>was a good two heads taller than everyone
>always nearly knocking my head on doorways
>smiling at other tall tourists wading through the sea of manlets

what the fuck. is she some sort of mountain golem or something, girls usually dont even date guys the same height let alone half a foot shorter

>mfw 6'4"
>she isn't that much taller than me
I bet I could kick her ass

spotted the manlet

maybe if you were some thicker insoles you might appear more interesting?

>I doubt you hear it. You're not that tall.

6'2" is noticeably tall compared to average-sized people. It's within about the top 5% in the US.

>ywn impregnate a cute, chubby, blonde, amazon goddess
Feeeeeels pretty bad.

>king of manlets at 5'11
fuck you im happy my dad is 5'7 and mom is 4'11

>she isn't that much taller than me
>5'10 vs 6'3"

>The "Learning" Channel

>it's a 4shitters pretend they're way above average height episode
when will the
>it's a 4shitters pretend they all have an 8" dick episode
air

you're either a girl strutting round trying to turn the tables about or a faggot.

this isn't a tall person thread.
This is a tall girl/amazon thread with a tolerance of tall anons humble bragging

Hesus Cristo

reality tv is dumb but the purpose is simply to allow you to experience what its like in the shoes of someone dealing with a certain challenge. why are you so dumb and bitter?

>none of them are even hot

who the fuck greenlighted this?

This. By the numbers, literally one half of 1% of women in the western world are 5'10" or taller.

>american tv
so you mean essentially all television that isnt produced by "tiny" tom hardy

I'm 6'3" and always wanted a woman larger than me to breed a race of giants. My gf is 5'6" and I would dump her immediately for a 6'7" amazon who wanted to start breeding.

Big dick anons only comment in big dick threads and tall anons come to tall threads.

Also both suffer from overmeasuring

tfw 6"4 with 4inch dick

life is cruel

I don't think there's a particular way you can really use your height as an advantage unless you're abroad in some Asian country and over there it's considered some kind of buisness power play.
I pretty much sleep in my double bed diagonally, my shoulders have hunched over due to accomodating every short-ass too, so it's not like there's a middle ground either.
Someday I'll get a pair of Timbs and play the devils advocate to these guys who care so much about height, if they're are any advantages to being 6'5 , I certainly don't see it.

>be extremely tall
>people comment on it constantly
sucks to be her desu, that's like if you mad massive acne and when you entered the mattress store, the lady would be like "omg you're such a pizzaface"

>tall
>isn't a supermodel skeleton

well, color me surprised

5'9" with exactly an 8 inch dick here. Call me a meme name or whatever, but I enjoy my existence for sure.

I use a 4'x8' sheet of plywood with a 4'x8' sheet of blue board foam on it with a few pieces of eggcarton foam over that as my bed. It is fucking amazing to have the entire bed top usable and not have it crush near the edges. Having a lot of head/feet room is also really great. My feet always hung over the bottom of the mattresses. The mattresses always broke down really quickly and hurt my back, flipping them never really helped and most are made now not to be flipped. The solid bed and little foam on it makes it really nice for my back. All my lower back pains went away. Now it only costs like $25 to replace a bit of foam every year instead of like $200-$400 for a shitty mattress.

Another plus is that the solid bed allows for better leverage while fucking and you can do better positions because the pillows won't press down into the bed rending them worthless.

>tfw 5'9 and 4.5incher

>averagies trying to feel superior or victimized

Shut up.

Is he pregnant too?

>5'10
>dad is 6'5

She should be breeding Space Marines.

I prefer tranny kino myself.

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The one time my height is actually an asset is when in a store and I need to look through shit on a top shelf. Other than that... meh.

letting your height define you
Get over it.

That sucks dude. Same height as you but with 7inchs ( on a good day)...and mine looks small....

Normalfags are such a curiosity.
I love how they live their lives and absolutely freak out when they see something out of the ordinary.
I'm tall and normies often go "Omg ur so tall xD". Like I wasn't aware and no one ever told me. They always act as though they're the first person who has ever noticed and pointed it out.
I used to work with a manlet who was OBSESSED with the fact that I wore a wristwrap at work. The reason for the wrap was because we have to wear portable computer systems and the straps on them are dirty/sweaty/sharp as fuck. Work even hand out these wristwraps if you ask. This normalfag had an absolute SHITFIT at me every single time he saw me. OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU WEAR THAT HOLY SHIT?
Everyone wears them now. Absolutely everyone. As I said, they hand them out.
Sorry for the diatribe but normies are very special and we should cherish them.

Makes more sense than having fat fucks on television

>They always act as though they're the first person who has ever noticed and pointed it out.
This. Have pity on them, though. Their lives are pointless, hollow affairs that they're committed to pretending are actually interesting and fulfilling. They need to pretend to be amused by everything to keep from cutting themselves.

>tfw 5''7 with a 7inch dick
I would gladly switch places with you.

This begs the question. What is more important? Height or dick size?

>be 5'3" all through hs
>very self conscious about it
>worried I'd be that height forever
>grow 6in. senior year
>have been 5'9" since then
>just happy to be average desu

Don't sweat it at least you get mired for your height. At something less than 6ft i never get mires and my autism has only once allowed me to use my 7x6.5. It would be a humble brag but i am 22 and literally had sex once at 17 and it was the most stress I had in my life. Might as well have had a 4in one, doesn't matter

dick size senpai

>6'4
>everytime a manlet talks to me I want to knock him the fuck out for thinking he is high enough (heh...) up on the social hierarchy to even waste my time

> Have a tall "fetish"
> dating I grill who's 5'4

Can't have everything I guess.

I'm nearly seven feet tall and my high school girlfriend was 5'3". It was wonderful and fun, but I had to dump her after college to make sure my children would also be Nephilim. N-no ragrets