Explain this

Explain this

A kid can't choke on a gun, simple.

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Only fat retarded American kids try to swallow the whole fucking thing

We would rather have guns and fun rather than cuck eggs.

t. Ameriburger on vacation

They also can't get mowed down enmasse by a fucking chocolate egg

Where can I get my hands on those lasguns?

We know what our priorities should be.

Essentially, we enjoy our rights while you guys have your bread and circuses.

>explain this

Check the archive for the 10 billion threads about this same exact thing.

>horrible b8, saged

Automatic guns aren't fucking legal, leaf

Those guns are legal because of one simple fact:
THEY'RE NOT REAL YOU STUPID RETARDED FAGGOT.
KYS!

>you can shoot at politicians with a firearm
>you can ????? with a chocolate egg

Because that happens so often.

Who the fuck puts a shitty plastic toy in candy in the first place?

Is one of those a fucking lasgun?

Scam on the right.

makes you stink

USA has to fend off the Orks somehow

Look, I'm all for freedom of speech, but we can make a small exception and just ban Canadians?

Gene Wilders ghost

How am I supposed to shoot up a school with a Kinder Surprise?

Lasguns are legal?

I have been jealous of Acog owners for years... and this is the first time actually seeing an Acog outside of a video game.... that is the worst reticall I have ever seen.

Mfw I realize I am much more happy with my 400$ Sig Romeo 4c.

Just make it so anyone using a Canadian IP can't post, I gotta lurk man

A lasgun is str 3, basically garbage and never hurt anybody.

Do Canadians post bait all day because there's literally nothing else to do in their shithole?

Why do you shills keep asking that question over and over again?

Making firearms legal was probably the best thing the US could do.

If your country is infected with stupid niggers and mexicans who do stupid shit there is no other way of protecting yourself.

By making firearms illegal the US would fuck itself and make criminals superior to normal citizens.

See a nigger trying to break into your house?

click clack nigger is dead

It's that simple

Vacationing in Leaf Country.
U wot m8 ?

>Would you rather have freedom or a toy in your candy

God bless America

A well regulated diabetus, being necessary to the security of a free fatty, the right of the people to keep and eat choaking hazard filled candies, shall not be infringed.

left
>contains bullets
>completely predictable
>can prepare for it
right
>contains suprise
>unpredictable
>can't prepare, can't even train to expect what it is

An unknown danger is always more dangerous than a known one. Americans are simply acting wise and strategic.

nice meme

the egg doesn't have a safety switch

the celebration of the death and resurrection of our lord and savior jesus christ?

>we enjoy our rights
>mistake a classmates for a shooting targets
>Thinks that if they have more guns like switzerland the country will be safer
>Not changing that shitty attitude they have or stop selling guns to people without a psychological test

Orks can't be killed by shitty German chocolate.

Shall not be infringed

I have seen this meme posted unironically so many times on facebook.

>Guns=Freedom
>Do not have the freedom to buy a innocent chocolate egg made for children
Wew

fuck off canacucks

Those guns aren't even real....

choose one or the other

so which one?

>Legal in the USA
>Guns
>Legal in Canada
>Fucking your dog

Maybe the chocolate just increase the probability to die and shart in a mart. Just imagine it:
>Fat kid see the chocolate egg
>eat the whole thing
>chocking because of the surprise
>someone try to pull it out pressing the kid stomach from behind
>The kid shart himself and dies anyway because his throat is blocked by chocolate and plastic
>Next day on the newspaper: local fat kid dies leaving a surprise in a mart

SHALL

Well dogs will just start fuckng your leg left and right so its only fair we can do the same

kek

not with that attitude they wont

Since we introduced Kinderüberraschung to the US, the choke fatalities have trippled

The law has existed since 1938. Candies aren't allowed to have embedded toys unless the FDA specifically exempts it.

There are retarded laws in every country.

Man if lasguns are legal then where do I get one senpai

I can't buy fireworks in my state

>Number of threads daily highlighting non-American obsession with US firearm laws: dozens

>Number of threads indicating that Americans in any way care or are even aware of Kinder Eggs: 0.0

God bless America

Even we have all around year firework shops m8

Dog bless ameriga

>A

>FUCKING

>LEAF

Excellent rebuttal, kiddo

You win

It's because of an old law which disallows inedible substances in food, not because kinder eggs are specifically dangerous

There was nothing to rebut, you already admitted that you have an obsession with guns

That's an accupoint not an acog nofuns

Kinder eggs aren't illegal

Maybe american parents paid so much attention to their children as they do to their guns, they could stop dumb kids from trying to swallow it.

I can't imagine where you pulled that from. I said EUROS have an obsession with US gun laws. I don't even have to think about them.

You need to work on your shitposting.
Take a class or something.

Not really, usually they disassemble them and don't like the taste of the oil anyway

oh yes they are.

Check our diabeetus rates faggot.

Do those guns even exist in real life?

How do you expect to overthrow a tyrannical government with a egg.

Okay so we let the emperor's men stay at our country, and we don't allow choking hazards okay.

You people need to actually eat your guns whole, more nutritious.

They actually are. Well, the proper kind that is. The shitty legal versions we can buy have this gigantic yellow thing separating the chocolate bits rather than the ones found around the world where it's a whole chocolate egg with the capsule thing in the center. You can even get fined $2500 per egg if you're caught importing them.

Is that you? The freedom=guns guy? Isn't this kind of equation worrying you? If not we can call it obsession.

People commonly consider the freedom to protect life and property ... Freedom.

And I'm very happy we have it.

The only "worry" I ever see in these threads are from the Euros who obsess so strongly over our laws.

Again, I don't even give it thought. I'm just glad to live in a country which recognize such rights.

You seem to think we constantly obsess or worry about this, when in reality, it doesn't even cross my mind outside of these threads.

fpbp

I can by Kinder eggs though, when will this meme die?

lobbyism from competing corporations same way states ban vaping but have cigarettes legal

Considering the shit prizes you get now they should be illegal everywhere.

I mean, you don't even get to build anything anymore cos 'omgkidsgunnachok'.

>a fucking leaf
Literally nothing to do with politics, you just a retarded nigger.

Remove nigger and Hispanic crime and we're as safe and Norway and have the average IQ then Japan.

But Guns are the problem right spaghetti nigger?

That's the surprise and sometimes they're dope as fuck. I got a fine brass figurine in one once.

Don't need to because you're wrong

I too wish I had my own Emperor's Flashlight to fight the enemies of the Imperium

First didn't notice the text and for a second it looked like the best Kinder Surprise ever.

Google does not autocomplete when I type up Kinder~

Is it the same here in the first world?

Citizens don't need kindler eggs to purge for the glory of the emperor of mankind.

>jews

They make more money selling guns than hollow chocolate eggs with a toy inside.

Fun fact I make 4k a month from unboxing kinder eggs for kids on youtube.

u wot m8

they sell Kinder Eggs here in Jersey

inb4
>living in New Jersey

Wait Lasguns are legal in America? WTF

I hated reddit and facebook lost their minds over this shit. Most overrated candy ever.

>remember the soldier figurines and other awesome elaborate toys that came in Kinder Surprise
>nowadays it's just fucking Smurfs jigsaws and some other lame shit
What happened?

...

>Has $400 to spend on optics
>Chooses Sig Romeo

Lrn2gunz. I recommend spending a little more time on /k/

Muh leaf

Kek wut

I know this is bait but none of those pictured on the left are real guns

Delete this. Now. Final warning!

kek

becuase they cannot be trusted to not inhale the plastic shell containing the toy

It has something to do with a ban on things that can choke you in food.

The thought of a fat American kid trying to fucking scran a whole Kinder Egg in one mouthful makes me laugh every time.

RILEY NOOOOOO!

We have kinder eggs you fucking hoser.

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