Mr. user? Yes, I am here for the job interview?

>Mr. user? Yes, I am here for the job interview?
What do you say?

What was your sat score? Your asvab? Take this iq test... and this Meyers Briggs test. Do you have any crack?

"Do you support BLM?"
*if yes, then "we're not interested"
*if no then "you're hired"

>I am here for the job interview?
Well are you or aren't you? Fuck. There is nothing more infuriating than seeing declarations and statements made into questions for no purpose whatsoever.

>implying you can make job candidates take an iq test

I'm sorry, but we've decided to move forward with a more qualified candidate
*qualified = not a nigger

>Yeah sorry but it looks like you were unable to clear your background check and I actually just filled the position.

Fuck off you fucking nigger piece of shit, you look at the ground when I speak to you nigger piece of shit, oh I'm sorry are you the defendant in a rape trial? Take off that suit it doesn't belong on you, I bet you wore your best Air Jordans here to try and look professional didn't you? Get that look off your face you piece of shit nigger, I got a job for you scrubbing the shit off the sides of the toilets here, looks like you're hired nigger. In all seriousness though nigger, how does it feel knowing that the only time you will ever get to wear a suit at work is when your showing off the latest men's discount fashion in the Sears catalog as a token diversity hire?

>Thanks for your application, now let's see if the stories about the BBC are true

sorry we dont hire niggers here

>Ah you're here for the diversity quota?

>Get undressed.
>Why?
>Get undressed. Now.
>B...
>Get undressed. You need the job, right?
>O-kay...
>Stand against the wall over there.
>But...
>Do it. You need the job or you don't? Stand against that empty wall.
>Fine...
>Now get on all fours. Against that wall. Move a bit to the right. No, stage right. There you go.
>But why?
>Stay there for a second. Hmm... ...let me see...

2 minutes later:

>Okay. You may dress up. And by the way, you are not hired, you don't qualify. Sorry.
>Fuck you. Then what was this all about?
>I ordered a new brown leather couch and I was curious how its colour would match with the colour of the wall. Now get the fuck out of my office. Nigger.

I would interview him and end with "ok, I'll call you to tell you how you did"
And never actually do it

I think you'll find this a very inclusive work environment. Based on your background and PhD it's reasonable to assume your literacy levels are on par with a white applicant who did 2 years at community college so if we find a white person with equal or lesser merit we'll call you back this position.

I can tell you've never had a job in your life

>Kes sa oled ja miks sa Inglise keeles räägid?

Bhag idhar se madarchod bhosdike karauche

Here is very common to have the interview and get the results by phone during the day or even after a week

"Mr."? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!???!!!??+111+????

Over dressed in a business casual office? Screams that they are trying to hard.

>mfw my last interviewer did that to me
It's been 2 months. I'm sure he will call any day now. What a joker, haha.

>Instant loss of your job and lawsuit

Congratulations leaf. You've destroyed your company.

Get out of Hungary.
NOW!

Please come in to my office and have a seat.
I assume you brought 3 printed copies of your curriculum vitae, as well as a list of professional references?

>if he bothered to wear a suit I will move forward with the assumption that he is a competent professional
>first sign of thuggery and his ass is out the door

POO

Thanks for your time today.

Please, have a seat.

Tell me about yourself.

AYO SUP NIGGA YOU BE HERE FO DAT CASHIER JOB AN SHIT?

You already have the job

>Sup Forums hates black people who actually want to get a job
>Hates them more than muslims who carry violent ideologies
>Hates them more than hispanics who are bringing drugs into NA

Do you literally only hate them for existing? I'm talking about the ones who actually DO try to better themselves.

No we don't, we're just sick and tired of those acting like niggers.
Those who are ambitious and rational don't bother me at all

>tfw you are a farmer that cultivate watermelons
>tfw you need to hire him because he is ok with a minimum wage
>imscared.exe
>My poor watermelons

Kek

And then user was hitted by a chair in the head, nignog leave user unconscious without wallet and shoes.
~the end~

This one always makes me giggle.

>What do you say?

Will the defendant please stand?

I don't have a problem with educated, civil, black people.
1 out of 20 doesn't make for a good proportion (made up, probably lower).
I hate niggers - rappers, illiterates, subhumans, howler monkeys, violent arrogant pricks, etc.