I saw Justice League

Ask me anything u anons want to know

Who is the person Alfred was talking to in the trailer?

Did they went the Marvel way?
like they did Wonder Woman

Where is green lantern

What's your favorite movie snack?

Eat a dick pinhead

Does it look great compared to Harry Potter, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Surprisingly it wasn't even in the film. Lots of scenes from trailers were not in (at least on the cut I watched , they hinted it might not be final)

You see one of them during the flashback sequence

>black
>chink
>Persian/turkHispanic?
>miss jew
>White male
So diverse!

do bats and supes talk about their fight in bvs?

You're not supposed to be here
>Surprisingly it wasn't even in the film.
HOW VERY CONVENIENT! Thanks for fucking nothing, asshole

Yes this time it was more straightforward plot. Not complicated like BvS. Humour felt overdone in some scenes. I kept getting distracted as you can clearly see in some scenes which one were Whedon and which were Snyders.

Wonder women is centre stage. She is made the leader of the team.

Who is the Asian? Ezra is a Jew

Also 2 white dudes

>Did they went
You weren't beaten enough.

Then ask another question dumbfuck. I can't describe what wasn't shown.

>Then ask another question dumbfuck.
You are a lying nigger who hasn't seen the movie, fuck off now.

Just tell the whole story. Do they even address Batman killing or his change of attitude?

Any unintentionally funny moments like the cia plane scene or honka honka?

Yes. At the end Superman makes a lame joke about how they are now even after helping to resurrected him

Cyborg shouting boyhaaa! is gunna be turned into a meme.

Also flash humming all the different batman themes from different films

Jesus, Sup Forums really is the dumbest, most witless, uninspired classless board on Sup Forums, isn't it?

I mean, copypasta I can live with. It's an institution and is kind of cool when it signals itself as copypasta and is received as such.

Copypasta that DOESN'T signal itself as such and actually fools a junior-hig-school idiot or two I have a BIT more of a problem with.

But copypasta like THIS - that disguises insights unashamedly ripped off from Harold Bloom with vacuous pseudo-personalizing phrases like "As I read, I noticed" and crams pseudo-dialogical greentext lines like

">a-at least the books were good, though"

into text plagiarized wholesale from the New York Review of Books.....THAT kind of copypasta makes me literally sick to my stomach.

Are you really so desperate for the admiration of the edgy 13-year-olds who post here, kid?

Kill yourself.

Are there any fight scene as good as the warehouse scene in BvS?

More like JUSTice League

Batman taking down the elite parademons in Apokalips. Not very realistic but very cool comic book momenty action scene.

There's a super cool scene where flash runs so fast he meets different copies of himself all helping each other. Better than quicksilver scene imo.

>Also flash humming all the different batman themes from different films
Oh God please be fake news

True Story.

cool

Aw shit we /booya/ lads

Is Green Lantern in it?

Plot in BvS is not complicated it's just bad

>Humour felt overdone in some scenes. I kept getting distracted as you can clearly see in some scenes which one were Whedon and which were Snyders.

noooooo fuck whedon

>Apokalips
Elaborate

Check:

how is supes resurrected? how does he return?

>This time it's different
>Not complicated like BvS.
ha. ha. ha. HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit. Thanx for the laugh, user. That was funny.

Kino is dead. Fuck Warner Brothers.

Any hints to darkseid and shazam?

Makes sense seeing as he was talking to Deathstroke in that scene
>people thought the big Superman reveal would be superman in the cave talking to Alfred

On a scale of Age Of Ultron (being the lowest form of flick)
and BvS (being the highest form of kinography), how kino was it?

Why the fuck would he say that to Deathstroke, retard?

That scene was shot specifically for the trailer, probably. It's too on the nose.

>HOPE

AoU > Civil War

Steppenwolf tries to turn Earth into Apokolips and Batman's job in the final battle is fighting these big Parademons. He wins because he doesn't feel fear.

Shazam no.

Darkseid a bit. Steppenwolf refers to his master a few times, Wonder Woman talks about a "great darkness" beyond the universe as we know it and I'm pretty sure we do see two smoldering red eyes during the exposition dump.

plz answer
:))

What Atlantis looks like?

The last act of the film, after stepenwolff retreats back to apokalips. The league decide to go to apokalips through a boom tube to rescue cyborg and stop steppenowolff activating all the Mother boxes.

The codex. Stowe wolf steals his body and goes to heroes park/kryptonian scoutship. Batman offscreen has been researching how to resurrect him with the help of Lex Luther.

Stepenwollf secretly despises darkside and hopes to betray him with Mother boxes by becoming more powerful. After the league defeats him and his plan fails it hinted darkside will come to exacute him.

My tastes vary. My fave CBM is Watchman followed by BvS. This is sadly (for me) on same level as Avengers 1. Enjoyable but utterly generic crowd pleaser not taking any risks with genre.

There were some scenes that did resemble BvS in seriousness and intensity. The dialogue was clearly terrio with all his beautiful metaphors. But it was butchered by whedons jokes every minute.

btw this guy is a fake. not me

>Stowe wolf

u don't see much of it, just a big chamber where the box is kept and the tomb where Aquaman gets his armor.

They use Zod's ship in Metropolis.

>The league decide to go to apokalips
Why doesn't Darkseid appear?

>They use Zod's ship in Metropolis.
ty :)

dude why u trolling

>My tastes vary. My fave CBM is Watchman followed by BvS. This is sadly (for me) on same level as Avengers 1. Enjoyable but utterly generic crowd pleaser not taking any risks with genre.
>There were some scenes that did resemble BvS in seriousness and intensity. The dialogue was clearly terrio with all his beautiful metaphors. But it was butchered by whedons jokes every minute.

fuck this is what i was worried about

>There's a super cool scene where flash runs so fast he meets different copies of himself all helping each other. Better than quicksilver scene imo.
P R A I S E
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Hes lying, they never go there.

Give us a brief overview of the plot and description of the last battle

Do Batman and Wonder Woman have a explicit sex scene where he see Gal's tits and bush?

you're literally posting all the info ''leaked'' from joss changes

Since we're on a mildly similar subject here, I want to answer this
I'm not that guy, but honestly Eisenberg is one of the best things on the movie. I doubt I'd like Lex as much as I did if it was done by someone else, he just fits.

What does Gordon say about Riddler? Is Riddler mentioned? Spill the deets on the easter eggs.

>Do Batman and Wonder Woman have a explicit sex scene where he see Gal's tits

World's greatest detetive

Because you big meanie Batman hired Deathstroke to get lex. That's why he hopes he's not too late as lex has information they need

very straightforward. Batman trying to recruit team. Motherboxes are the MacGuffin. Stepenwolff seeks them. Thrashes the league. He makes back for apokalips. The league follow him. Superman rescues them when it looks like stepenwoolf is winning. Heroes save the day. Thats the quick gist of it.

no. alfred makes a comment about bruce having finally found a women to match him but then he makes a joke saying "she's older than you alfred".

From 1-10, how much would you rate the movie?

these digits check out

>no. alfred makes a comment about bruce having finally found a women to match him but then he makes a joke saying "she's older than you alfred".

Lame. I thought they'd make something out of all that teasing in BvS.

6.5/10

for reference of other films in genre:

Watchman - 9
BvS Ultimate cut -9
Avengers - 6
Ultron - 4
Winter soldier - 7.5

Do you think critics will hate the movie?

t. Harry Potter brainlet

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that statement. However Zemo >>>>>>> Ultron

Who thinks this design looks good? Honestly what the fuck?

better than any marvel costume tho

Go to sleep Mr.Whedon.

DOES SUPES AND FLASH RACE? IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED MAN

I hope you are joking, the movies sucked, but Marvel costumes are pretty great (Except for Avengers 1 Cap, and Spiderman)

And Scarlett witch
Her costume sucked

Can you even call that a 'costume'? It was the Hawkeye-treatment where she just wears clothes

Costume doesn't suck, more like it's not comic book accurate, and looks like normal gypsy clothes, which kinda makes sense.

how long was the movie, by your estimate.

can you describe superman's arc in the movie too

Marvel movie costumes are on the same tier as the cw costumes.

Kek!

Will I ever find true love?

note sure if pelb

Marvel costumes are a joke. DCs costume design by Wilkinson is literally on a whole other level

True love doesn’t exist. You should focus on being a better person and achieving your dreams. When you come across someone you like then ask her out and see where it goes from there. If she turns you down then move on. There will always be someone who will fall for you when you are confident and happy in yourself. You got this bro. Best wishes for a successful life and fyi hit the gym. Being aesthetic gets you confidence and confidence gets you laid. Also you would love the way you look with some muscles and 12% body fat

>Avengers 1. Enjoyable but utterly generic crowd pleaser not taking any risks with genre
Fuck. I hate WB

This.

>The dialogue was clearly terrio with all his beautiful metaphors. But it was butchered by whedons jokes every minute
THE DREAM IS OVER


BURY IT

You are a fucking liar

Let’s not judge it yet. This movie needs to be successful for Snyder to come back :( so let us go watch it with an open mind day 1. I’m watching this movie for Snyder and his kino action. I want more of this