I met Donald Trump at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. "I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?"
Then out of nowhere Donald Trump shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Trump fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Donald was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkelling in the Galopagos, Donald J Trump and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
it's over guys.. trump will never recover from this one...
i am now a #peanutbutterandjillysandwich
Christian Bell
Can we finally put baseless concerns about Hillary's health to rest? There is absolutely nothing wrong with Hillary's health and there's literally no cause for concern. That's not just based off speculation, but FACT, like nationally reported news and her doctor's letter.
Hillary's doctor letter says she is in perfect health and completely fit to be president, and that she made a full recovery from the blood clot in her brain as part of her nationally reported transverse sinus venous thromobisis diagnosis in 2012: an uncommon disorder that is easily missed if the correct imaging X-ray study is not done. The usual routine CT or MRI, as are often done for evaluation of stroke or bleeds into the head, often appear normal.
Luckily Hillary's doctors diagnosed this during a routine follow up evaluation after her concussion. A concussion. Not a stroke.
A permanent stroke would cause permanent brain damage, and a transient ischaemic attack(TIA), aka mini stroke or warning stroke, would be cause for concern: as it can lead to a permanent stroke. Hillary's uncommon condition with stroke-like symptoms allowed her to make a full recovery on simple long term anticoagulant medication, instead of ending her presidential aspirations.
Her persistent dry cough is undoubtedly caused by seasonal allergies(see: antihistamines on her doctor report) and not from anything unlikely, like a common side effect of combination blood pressure medication used in stroke prevention therapy alongside anticoagulants after a TIA. Her doctor's letter does not even list blood pressure medication, which she does not need as her blood pressure is already perfect at 100/65 despite the fact that she is 68 with a history of clotting.
Bentley Jackson
Hillary fucked up. I wasn't thinking that it was THAT big of a fuck up, but yeah she fucked up.
Hurricane Katrina just retweeted this. The Trump camp is smartly not going to let this die out.
Cameron Powell
Post your Hillary's Campaign webm/gif. I just created a folder for them.
Landon Bell
half of hillary's supporters fall into a basket of deportables
Nicholas Walker
"but not those irredeemable deplorables trump voters, they are not american." -H
Jackson Sanchez
This "deplorable" thing should be much bigger than it is
Trump's on what, about 50% of the vote? So half of that is 25% of the population which Clinton thinks should be "disregarded"
Trump could play this very well if he chooses to as it goes into his reversal of her being divisive instead of him.
He could give a speech saying he has never and will never denigrate his supporters, that he wants to serve all Americans whether they vote for him or not, that he wants to unite the country etc. etc. etc.
Landon Hall
DONALD TRUMP'S COMMUNICATIONS CHIEF OUTS HERSELF AS A DEPLORABLE BIGOT, RACIST (SHE IS)
Cameron Green
"Except for the deplorable Trump voters."
Jose Watson
Someone should ask Hillary what she means by her comment.
55% military support trump, does that mean 28% of veterans are deplorable? Maybe not.
Perhaps it's the blacks. After all 20% of blacks support Trump. Does that mean that 10% of African Americans are deplorable racists? That's a bit of a stretch.
Maybe she meant just whites. 60% of whites support Trump. Does Hillary see 3 in every 10 whites as a deplorable human being? It's possible she doesn't see them as human beings at all. Maybe all Hillary sees when she looks at people its a vote tally.
After she insulted these people she called the other half foolish. Does Hillary believe that 30% of whites, 28% of veterans, and 10% of African Americans are too stupid to make an informed decision on who to vote for?
Matthew Cook
Truly the greatest thinker of our time :^)
Aiden Richardson
slow and steady wins the race
Logan Watson
...
Hudson Kelly
wtf I hate intelligence now
Austin Wright
Hopefully it sticks with her thru the weekend and is not forgotten by Monday.
Juan Hughes
I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer or anything but those are a load of British sailors dying in the middle of the sea, the ship's magazine just met an open flame and killed about 500 bongs.
Adrian Murphy
What I think is hilarious about this is that MOST (and if you check it you'll find it's true)... MOST of Clinton's supporters easily fall into the category "deplorable".
The rest are just mindless sheep who do only what their overlord tells them to do.
Jose Thomas
Wow, yes, that would be brilliant, especially with the military families. Kind of throws her muh gold star families shit into a tail spin
David Sullivan
10/10
Parker Adams
Scott Adams confirms this will probably hurt Clinton
>that he wants to serve all Americans whether they vote for him or not, that he wants to unite the country etc. etc. etc.
The funny thing is she literally gave a speech saying this exact same thing maybe a week ago. And then she goes full retard and pulls this, giving an actual opening for Trump to come in as the uniter
Easton Barnes
Last night he said it won't, what now?
Andrew Lee
Bigger than it is? It already has 200K tweets on twitter. This shit blew up massively.
Isaac Gray
kek
nice one ben
Jackson Harris
#
Reposting for (You)'s:
I want to say he got shot with a taser? But that might just have been the machete attacker in Leytonstone tube station earlier this year.
He's going to be in my state today! It would be so cool to see him IRL.
Jaxon Myers
>(SHE IS) Sick reference, m8
David Perry
Well this morning he did, what's your point? He didn't think it would because no media coverage, although they're covering it now :^)
William Moore
When will Trump start to campaign like an autist who know nothing else but campaigning?
3-4 rallies everyday in any of these states are needed to win the rigged election:
Oregon Nevada Colorado New Mexico Iowa Wisconsin Minnesota Michigan Ohio Virginia Pennsylvania Connecticut Rhode Island New Hampshire Maine North Carolina Florida Georgia
Michael Turner
savage
real?
Luis Diaz
I FUCKING SAID MONTHS AGO THAT PENCE WAS THE EGO TO TRUMP'S ID
AND KIRK/SPOCK IS FAMOUS FOR BEING AN ID/EGO SPLIT
trump will bring real change BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY HITLER
OH FUCK WHAT DO WE DO? I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ARGUMENT BEFORE AHHH
Jack Foster
BG just posted this on his Facebook. Not sure if it's repost, but real nonetheless.
Brody Perry
Yeah and the media are nowhere to be seen
Contrast to Romney's 47% remark
Xavier Sullivan
Yeah most of them are antiHillary, i checked it out. Not to mention the people who are defending it are so retarded and saying "she was being generous" and they dont understand that they sound pompous and condescending as fuck against people who own guns. Civil war 2 when?
2bh fampai thats what I hate about the left, always so stuck up their own ass pointing out whats wrong with everyone else. if a black supports trump they're wrong and an uncle tom sell out.
to me the most racist thing you can do as a white person is think you know whats best for people who arent white.
t. democratic platform
Jace King
HALF OF ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS (YOU GUYS) ARE IN BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.
Benjamin Hernandez
thx i was wondering cause i didnt see it on his twitter
Angel James
Anyone know where I can buy a basket of deplorable?
Mason Russell
Does infamous pedophile Lawrence O'Donnell have a point?
We don't need the media anymore. This will reach Trump supporters and independents one way or another. Through the Internet, rallies, or even Trump himself at the debates
Andrew Morris
ONE
LITTLE
CLOT
Gavin Lee
Not sure how I feel about this.
Mason White
When did you realize that Israel is Trump's last best hope of winning?
>Marc Zell, co-chair of Republicans Overseas Israel, said the get-out-the-vote effort is not just for show. >"The total Israeli vote could make a difference, as it has in the past," he said. >His group estimates there are about 300,000 American citizens living in Israel, including some 50,000 West Bank settlers. Zell hopes as many as 200,000 of them will register to vote.
I thought they were the space jews? I need to get into larp mode on a work vacation and marathon DS9.
Matthew Reyes
I wanted to share an argument in favor of Trump with you guys that seems to be convincing.
Some people can't be convinced to vote for Trump, even though they'd otherwise vote against Hillary. If you run across a Libertarian or a cuckservative that won't be swayed, shift the focus of the discussion away from the candidates and toward Supreme Court appointments. Frankly, making the election about the candidates themselves is short-sighted, and it's fair to characterize that view as such. Point out that the winning candidate will stack the bench of the Supreme Court, and we'll all have to live with those appointments for what is likely to be most of our remaining lives, if not the entirety of them. Ask them to answer honestly if they really think that Hillary Clinton would appoint better Supreme Court justices than Donald Trump. Stress the importance of the Supreme Court by pointing out that they'll be making decisions that will shape this country for what is sure to the rest of our lives and a significant portion of our childrens'. Make it a referendum on the Supreme Court instead of Trump vs. Clinton.
Not a webm, but I enjoy using this scene as a visual metaphor: youtube.com/watch?v=qdOBjf33K5I Just consider the ship to be the Clinton campaign and the wave to be this remark/the email server/whatever single big thing you think has doomed the campaign in a big way.
Matthew Gutierrez
IPSOS:
Trump +1 in Wisconsin Trump +10 in New Mexico Trump +3 in Iowa
Polling strongly in all lean Republican states (Arizona, Utah, Georgia, Missouri)
Only -1 in Michigan, -5 in Connecticut, -3 in Nevada, -1 in North Carolina.
IT'S OGRE!
Adam Sullivan
Israel isn't a US state or territory, no Sir! It's the US capital!
Thomas Howard
Absolutely REKT
Anthony Barnes
...
Alexander Sanders
>+10 in new mexicu
wut
Cameron Hill
Can't wait for the bonus Assange drop
Nathan Butler
>Even including the sore on her tongue.
God bless this man.
Andrew Hughes
So what's the consensus, are Israel's interests more aligned with Trump or Hillary? I've read mixed things?
Hilldog is in bed with Saudi's who are bad for Israel? But Trump wants to buddy up to Putin who is with Iran, who is against Israel?
Redpill me
Jonathan Russell
>implying Quark wasn't, by far, the most enjoyable character in all of trek.
Jackson Thompson
ATTENTION
THIS IS THE ANONYMOUS HACKER KNOWN AS Sup Forums
LET JILL DEBATE!!!
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING....
Leo Young
>New Mexico (5)
That's good - those electoral votes are priceless.
Jaxon Hall
last digit is the number of years she has to live
Hunter Young
>Trump Threatens Act Of War As Response To Rude Hand Gestures >Hand Gestures >meanwhile in the article... >"It was unclear whether Trump literally meant gestures from the Iranians or whether he was referring to threatening or dangerous actions with their boats." >"Last month, small Iranian vessels harassed a U.S. Navy destroyer and a coastal patrol boat in the Persian Gulf, leading the U.S. ships to fire warning shots toward the Iranians."
So he obviously didn't mean hand gestures, but it plays into their "MUH TEMPERAMENT" meme, and the U.S. ships fire warning shots at boats. How is that not threatening an act of war ("stay the fuck away from our ships or we will sink you")? But the president is currently Obama so it's alright.
