Why does Disney keep pushing cars? The other two movies were forgettable, and those faggy spinoff movies were even worse.
Why does Disney keep pushing cars? The other two movies were forgettable...
Juan Ramirez
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Jace Murphy
>that picture
Shed 17
Jackson Reyes
Where's his gashole?
Asher Gray
DELET THIS
Ryan Wilson
money. cars makes a killing off merchandise
Kevin Parker
I'm assuming that's fanart but that's not nearly as creepy as the concept art for the film.
Tyler Morris
Billions in merchandising.
Jack Powell
Because they built an entire theme park land around it in California so they have to keep it relevant.
Josiah Bell
It's made billions in merchandise over the years.
Austin Edwards
Because people keep buying the merchandise. It's made billions. They'd be foolish to abandon a cash cow.
Jonathan Taylor
Explain.
Christian Barnes
Because the franchise sells absolute shitloads of merchandise. Money. That's why.
Noah Ward
Walk down the walmart toy aisle today, and notice how many toys there are for a movie that came out 5 years ago
Jose Hall
It doesn't matter if a film is actually good, as long as something is profitable.
Jaxon Wood
It's Disney's Hot Wheels, dumbass
James Cooper
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Levi Gray
A toy car is the simplest, most generic toy, and yet something that every boy likes to play with. The movie Cars is all about, well, cars. So, put two and two together, and you get a franchise/merchandise line that rakes in thousands of dollars.
Lucas Jackson
>Ninja Turtles sells more than Batman
Huh.
Ryan Ward
There hasn't been a Batman marketed to kids in the last decade that was good.
Jayden James
It's not just over the last decade though. Star Wars's merch sales have been accumulating since the 70s
Joshua Sullivan
Wait, what the hell is the concept here? Cavemen are parasites?
Elijah Sanders
If you have to ask this and aren't trolling you aren't capable of having this discussion.
Luke Flores
Toys. I was a 9 year old at the tine of the first movie. I remember I had a few cars toys. I stopped playing with it by the tine of spiderman 3 tho.
Ayden Lewis
What the fuck
Julian Reyes
Isn't it obvious?
Nathan Russell
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Evan Kelly
So who's the stronger market juggernaut: Cars or Minions?
Matthew Foster
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Parker Cooper
What does that mean?
Jaxon Allen
For those that don't know. Here's an awesome video for children of all ages.
Hunter Lopez
Late response but the idea was that cavemen were connected to the car via the brainstem or something like that.
David Gray
Steve Purcell joke-pitched the idea that all Cars have a neurally linked caveman inside of them that functions as their driver and that when a car crashes hard enough to eject the caveman through their windshield, requiring them to go to a Caveman Slave Farm Island to go get a new one. And that's how Cars works.
John Lasseter and the other Pixar guys didn't go for it.
Ayden Myers
I didn't know it was Purcell's idea, that's funny.
Nathaniel Sanchez
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Aaron Perry
Purcell is a god damn treasure.
Caleb Parker
Stupid kids really like the stupid toys.
Jaxson Barnes
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Parker Harris
Blaine's a pain, and that's the truth.
Joseph Wright
Welp, no sleep for me tonight.
Zachary King
This one actually makes less sense than because as strange as it looks, it doesn't make that many jumps from what we've already seen. We already know the cars have teeth, tongues, eyes, and that they drink fuel directly. It's just extrapolating. The caveman thing is pretty batshit though.
Easton Murphy
> tires have bones
> cars get tires changed
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Julian Morales
That's okay, I didn't need to sleep tonight.
Cooper Cook
Xavier Anderson
When is he going to suck Disney's dick enough that they fund another Sam and Max cartoon? Or a movie.
Adrian Diaz
Throughout the years, billions have been made in merchandising.
Jace Gomez
Merchandise brings in billions these last few years
Joseph Moore
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Jose Reed
what the fuck
Wyatt Reyes
Have any of you actually seen the trailer for the next one?
Evan Gonzalez
stock scream in that scene ruined the mood for me.
Easton Parker
TMNT has always had better toys than Batman,.
Sebastian Murphy
>moichandising!*
Charles Reed
>Harry Potter
>More than Transformers
>More than Frozen
>More than Spiderman and the Avengers combined
How
Jose Lopez
I don't think anyone was meant to take that seriously, considering this is Steve Purcell we're talking about.
Unless we get an actual confirmation as to the anatomy of these things, I'm just going to assume they're normal cars but with faces.
Jonathan Gonzalez
>I'm just going to assume they're normal cars but with faces.
Except they really do have fleshy looking tongues.
Carter Lewis
Seriously hope this happens in 3.
Nothing will be the same and Mcqueen crashes. Perfect opportunity for his caveman to shoot out in front of a live audience
Jacob Walker
Each movie makes like $10 billion on merch alone.
Daniel Phillips
kek
Luke Cooper
>Cars 3 is an edgy, dark and gritty sequel about McQueen's shit getting fucked up
>cut my life into pieces starts playing
I unironically want this.
Levi Long
>Pixar: "We're going to make a parallel to the old west with dinosaurs! It's going to be an intense introspective on the nuclear family with themes of isolation and man vs nature! I think our audience is mature enough for that."
Good Dinosaur doesn't do as well, pretty tough to pull off
>Pixar: "Welp, out of money. What was our biggest merch maker? Seriously? $8 billion? INCOMING CARS SEQUELS!"