What was his deal? He wasn't even a pure blood

What was his deal? He wasn't even a pure blood.

His mascara was running.

Oldfag vampires just weren't ready for the future

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

he was a cracker

-from Blade

"Stay frosty, meatbags." What did he mean by this?

Manletism. You'd be pissed off too if you were shorter than most women.

It's easier to ear thier ass that way though.

he had autism and was an scholar.
also sexually ambiguous.
the type of person Sup Forums would like.

He was trying to ice skate up hill. Was also a motherfucker.

that is a really iconic line. it still works today.

he just didnt


-blade

FROOOOOOOST

He was trying to be a good father to his wifes son.

Kek

Was he a deacon.

>He just wasn't.

HE'S THE TOP OF THE FUCKIN' FOOD CHAIN

Is this the only cape film that Sup Forums likes?

Some motherfuckers always tryin to ice skate uphill you know?

>what was his deal


he was a vampire piece of shit

-from the smartphone of blade (android version 5.1)

Blade 1 and 2 is Capekino.
3 has it's moments and Jessica Biel pits.

Exactly

insecurity, overcompensating

>-from the smartphone of blade (android version 5.1)

Parker Posey was hot as fuck in 3.

>Parker Posey

She's hot as fuck in anything that needs some woman dressed in black.

>48 years old

So he was basically Sup Forums?