I've scaled down the ridiculous menu, and kept it simple, fresh, and local

>I've scaled down the ridiculous menu, and kept it simple, fresh, and local.

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was it foodkino?

That's not a thin crust pizza by any means, but do I have shit taste if think that tastes good?

its RUSTIC

its MODERN

think that looks good*

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what is that weird food?

>this milk tastes a bit off can I see your cow
>w..we don't have a cow chef
>you don't milk your own cows here?
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>fuck me

>Cold oil
>Batter spilling everywhere
>Fries the stick too

Has to be Jack.

Inb4 the ice cream joke that's reposted in every fucking thread

>And where do you keep the ice cream?
>In the freezer chef
>The freezer? Jesus Christ.....

>come here, taste this, its fookin raw!
>t-that's sushi, chef
>bloody hell...

I hate how he says pasta, sharpei faced scottish fuckhead

it's an english accent, and we hate how you say pasta too so it's all ok

I think that might be an attempt at cooking a corn dog. Can't be sure.

>fookin
He doesn't say it like that

Has anyone else every noticed how in the original British version he's really helpful and it's very mellow but in the American version it's like amped up for drama with voice overs and tense music? I dunno maybe it's just me.

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?!?!?!?!?!??!

NIIIINNNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>this wine, is it fresh?
>no chef...25 years
>*murderous stare of disbelief* you serve this to the customers?
>yes chef
>Christ

yeah it's awful. Plus there's all the stupid voiceover narration and mood music

bland, wet. they've lost the plot

american version has the best waifus

mine on the right

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>tfw no qt overstressed alcoholic italian gf

she was so spicy. crazy in bed i'd say

>I'm going for a smoke chef
>What the fuck is THAT!?
>These are... marlboros chef
>You buy pre-made cigarettes!?
>Y-yes chef
>Fucking hell...

WHO'S PUTTIN' ALL THIS IN THE BIN?
HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN?
LOOK!
LOOK!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

L O O O K
O
O
O
K

>contemporary
Why does he like that word so much?

kek

ITS
FAHKING
ROAR

GARLIC. IN.

so much this. The Greek food shop in Seattle or Portland had some qt waiters (the crying sister was a hottie). Also the kabob restaurant in LA with the qt Lebanese waiters.

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TOUCHASOLT

you right you right

PAN

NICE AND HOT

I hate jackposting

Fun Fact: I just moved to an apartment barely a mile from this place. Gonna go check it out this week.

dear oh dear

To be fair, I think they intentionally sought out the worst people for the American version.

There were cunts in the UK version, but there was also a fair amount of places where the food wasn't bad and the owners were clueless but receptive to his help.

looOOOkk

It's revenge for Boston

fawckin 'el

she was so cute and fiery. funniest thing ever when she threw the owner under the bus with a big smile

No I guess it was just you. Fuck. I have to go back and rewatch all of it now. I was so stupid before, thanks for opening my eyes.

subtle

Watching the "Burger Kitchen" episode of Kitchen Nightmares. Holy shit, that whole family and their fedora-wearing son need to be shot into the sun

It is. In tepid oil. Ja/ck/ is deadly afraid of heat.

It's a nice word, user.

Has anyone else noticed this gets posted every fucking thread?

>threw the owner under the bus

I hate that phrase, it comes up so many times in HK. "You threw me under the bus you cocksucker!"

Why take the blame for someone else's incompetence? If Ramsay asks me who fucked up, I'm gonna say so.

I agree but she literally knew what the worst thing on the menu was and suggested it to him

Is that the one where he was importing beef from Australia for the burgers?

Yeah, that's the one

That would make sense if he had some huge ex-pat Australian customer base there that would pay extra for that, but beef is beef. Maybe kangaroo meat or something, but he just thought Australian beef was superior and paying a ton to get it shipped frozen.

>these marshmallows aren't terribly fluffy
>can i see your mallow poofer?
>you don't poof your own mallows?
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>*gordon closes his eyes in a deeply pained expression*

Italians don't say "Pawsta"

He always gives a pass on desserts being brought in from another supplier.

i ain't not bitch

It's the same mentality as no snitching, e.g. the only people who gain from it are the cockheads who keep fucking up/doing crime.

Nice.

I wonder if it's because it's too much to expect them to have a dessert chef or that desserts are just easy to package.

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>its DRY
>chimichanga's? chimi-chuck it in the bin!

based ramsay

its WARM

lol

S T I C K Y
T O F F E E
P U D D I N G

nice

nice

GONE are the drab dreary drapes

I watched every episode as it aired, but most of these never seem familiar, maybe because it was so long ago.

the Mama's Soul Food episode is possibly the comfiest bit of television I've ever watched

>the look on somebody's face whenever Ramsay says they're good at their job

GONE are the dirty, gaudy pillows

>and what the hell is this?
>our s-silverware, chef
>fuck me

>ok I'd like to talk to your blacksmith

The American version needed more drama, and more cursing, so here we are.

>Ramsay's home episode where he raised piggies with his kids and ate them later

Extreme comfy. He seems like a great dad.

Here's your steak chef.

>tfw roommate from college lived on a farm and slaughtered a pig every year for meat
>tfw he used to bring back big pieces of pork with him after trips home

GOAT desu

and named them delia and anthony (worral thompson) iirc

I like the ma, that tiramisu was tight

NINO
I
N
O

>wow ok

I marathoned amys baking company the other day. Fucking infuriating

you should read their yelp and fb

big if true

>ywn experience the comfyness of watching the original Kitchen Nightmares again

i chuckled

lol

>the qt 3.14 waitress

bump

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based gordon

I cant stop watching them on Youtube.
>that one episode with the two fat brothers that are eating the food while cooking.

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ANYONE TALKS LIKE THAT GETS CHOPPED UP AND FED TO THE FUCKING ALLIGATORS