He's literally the only good character in discovery

...

>pussy ass gentle giant whose penis or whatever reproductive psuedopod he supposedly possesses was left on the Shenzhou.
He ain't SHIT.

>le bumbling skinnytall alien

Alien Freddy Krueger

am i supposed to watch this show with my head tilted?

WRONG

Why are there displays on the outside of Lobot/Daft Punk

Apparently the lens flare and dutch angles aren't as bad in the rest of the season. I guess we'll find out Sunday

I thought he was great. Good thing they killed off most of the characters introduced in the first episode, I'm hoping the Discovery crew is better

So you can watch porn while you bang it.

They have to read each other to do their job.

Her official canon name is QT314

F

did she died

She got blown the fuck up, so presumably

Star Trek died

>klingon given exaggeratedly flat noses
>new race given nose so flat nostrils are now in cheeks

why is std obssessed with flat noses?

>2017
>thinking that robowaifus are allowed to live

shiggy

Cause long sharp noses are racist.

>bumbling
Why do people who don't watch shows endlessly bitch about them? Are they deranged autists?

The big head relative to her petite body makes her look really cute.

THOT-Bot

wait... why does the robot have tits?

Speaking of, "thot" is a canonical term in Star Trek

>they don't have the same opinion as me
>THEY DON'T WATCH THE SHOW THEY'RE DERANGED AUTISTS BAWWWWWWW

twin keckes

It's not a robot

It's a very shy girl that can't stop blushing when targeting enemy ships so she wears a helmet and hopes that everyone on the bridge does a good job but doesn't speak up in fear of being laughed at because he voice is kinda squeaky.

why not?

it's a girl robot, dummy

Doug Jones is the shit, everyone should know this already

>focusses on the ad hominem instead of the proof they didn't watch the show
You aren't helping your point, my spectrum friend.

any user have the mega dl link to ep 3?
so i can judge for myself.

>implying screaming you don't watch show you're austists is proof

kek

>insists own opinion is proof
autism intensifies

Michael is interesting. I get that her race is triggering but human raised by vulcan and the internal struggle therein has a lot of potential.

Saru is the worst part of this show.

>my people are prey, and eat plants
>there are no food chains though

>we were bred as cattle
>I have genius level intelligence somehow

>I've served on this ship 7 years
>let me tell you my maudlin backstory like you've never heard of my planet before

>I played Abe Sapien
>let me just completely rehash that performance with a palette swapped costume

>we were bred as cattle
>yet we're obnoxiously thin and gaunt
>we can still somehow sense death like animals who are hunted in the wild

I hate everything about him. Hellboy is shit, btw.

if they don't use Doug Jones as multiple characters they're wasting him

The only thing I don't really like in the show is that Michael is like Sarek's step daughter or something. Damn what a raging ass freaking retcon. Even allowing for something like that being necessary to link the show to the other series, damn.

as long as his character doesn't ruin the franchise
>Abesapien

shit character.

the absolute state of alien species design

Episode 3 is not a thing yet.