So, Sup Forums what do you think happens when you die?

>If you say 99 virgins I am reporting you to the FBI

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98 virgins

97 virgins

nothing will happen

Remeber when you went to sleep and just woke up and don't remember a dream ? Yeah something like that but eternal.

>mfw humans spend 1/3 of their life functionally dead already
>this doesn't include time spent zoned out, distracted or generally any moment you're not self aware

feels bad senpai, are we even really alive even most of the time?

96 virgins

You go to hell because you masturbated to Bhutanese pedophile drawings.

.99% of a virgin

94 Virgins

tfw always have spooky thoughts that sends my heartrate spiking when i think about not being able to do anything and just not existing while on the toilet

i am convinced that my brain is telling me never to shit again

every right wingers gets reincarnated into green frogs on a distant planet where we control the destiny of the human on earth

but i don't know what happens to normies though

It's up to you to decide whether you're alive or just breathing.

72 virgins.

green frogs are sending signals to you brain that tells you to shart in the mart to avoid death in near future

nothing

joke's on you norway, i already sharted way back in the day when i was a wee lad eating spoiled food at a restaurant

Saturn

..And virgins.

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Nothing, and then something

Same thing that happened before you were born.

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You stop functioning as a complete system, and start decomposing.

Same thing that happens when other organisms die.

Strange results thus far for a christian board. It's almost like you are all atheists.

When I die, I will be with my harem of virgin waifus.

did you do it in the loo?

>thinking its 99 virgins, while its only 72

If you kill yourself quick enough, leaf, you might get to be one of 'em.

The moment you die, you are reborn as another individual somewhere with absolutely no recollection of your previous existence.

A Googol of Virgins

nice sources lmao

ahtiests: 1 achmed: -1

Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't remember the amount of virgins crazy people think they get.

pic related happens, but less trippy

Matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration. We're all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is just a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

i have given up hope

We shall all go to either Helheim, Valhalla or Fólkvangr.

95% of people who claim they Christian, Muslim Jewish or whatever only worship money and opportunism.

Coming from a muslim country and living in a christian one i can assure you that 95% of them never read bible or quran and never will in their life.

nice alex jones quote

Are you subtly trolling me right now, or are you really a syrian refugee in germany lmao?

The same as before you were born. No where

like what happens every time you go to sleep, just forever

I see what you did there.

Nope. I am not arabic.

Nothing happens. For functioning conscience you need your brain working. When your brain dies, you conscience stops, all your body function stop. Thats it.

When you sleep you dream and some other things happen, but its not meant to be remembered that why our brain forgets all that.

a gaggly puf of virgins

You wake up

I'm applying for the job of Satan so I can rule the world since God's losing.

Actually it's 22

It's not 99 virgins. Allah most holy most merciful only promised us 72 virgins, and for those 72 we must be extremely grateful and vigilant in our prayers.

We cease to exist

99 virgins

Hor nå her ditt lille innvandrer krapyl. Du oppforer deg som en neger. Ikke toys når vi har en serios samtale.

If we have no special place in the universe, as we learn every time we discover a heavenly body, then a 'God' would mostlikely not care about the differences between the death of a human, and that of, let's say a giraffe. So we can only assume that death, at least from what we know, will not be of any importance to human emotions such as love, pain, shame... The soul, like we consider a soul to be, will not be attached to a body. Your thoughts will still remain with you after death, however they will slowly decay. Your brain is still working after death. Not as efficient, but primitive thoughts are still being formed, however your ability to comprehend these thoughts are also primitive. The question then arises, is there a difference between the afterlife of a human that dies of a heart attack and that of a human who is being fried alive so that nothing remains but aches. The answer is mostlikely yes. But to escape this dilemma let us imagine what the afterlife of a human who died in the year 2000 will be in the year 100000000000. To examine this we must take a look at what life was before and during birth. I want you to picture atoms being seperate and that in this time certain atoms has come togeter to form you. The canned tuna, the dust of stone that was inhaled, the grape that was consumed by your parents. These are atoms that have been seperated for what we can only consider an eternity but now has come togeter to form you and your death seperates them, until perhaps some other time. The question again has been altered, the question now is, what is life? It is an event in time. What determines everything would be, to know the history of an atom. If this is possible, perhaps no one has ever died. At least this is my understanding on the issue. I am rather bad at explaining my ideas.

I never understood that scene clearly. Was she somewhere in the ruins of the old tokyo? Why are they constantly wandering in there, isn't it 100km away from neo tokyo and the geo front? How did she end up there? Why isn't there some kind of secret service that follow the monster pilot 24/7 Whats going on here, who's in charge?

>So, Sup Forums what do you think happens when you die?
1 virgin... me

Infinity virgins

Reminder that religion and spirituality is an addiction:

hubpages.com/religion-philosophy/Is-Religion-An-Addiction

neuroresearchproject.com/2012/06/26/the-three-rs-religion-recognition-reward/

Keep smoking your mind crack, you are no different from muslims, you just choose a different flavor of drug.

Your brain doesn't die right away and you suffer the pain of your entire body shutting down.
You can't see, or hear, or physically feel things, but your brain is stimulated with pain for what seems like an eternity as you cannot perceive time

I will be back

I finally stop existing.

The board is largely atheist/agnostic, several polls have clearly shown that.

Anyway yeah you just rot in the ground or in an expensive box. Or you get cremated. That's it.

Everything that brings pleasure is an 'addiction' you fucking moron, that's why you keep doing it. All human behaviour could be rationalised down to addiction because we are essentially a combination of learned behaviours and subsequent chemical reactions.

The difference between drugs and spirituality is that the former is degenerative and the latter is generative.

triggered much din lisje hanrei?

I smell a heresy

I cannot wait to die yet i am also verh afraid to lose my ego.

It's a weird contradiction.

og forresten; ikke faen at jeg leser at det der

Cognitivists BTFO

Well my Grandmother is from Ethiopia and was raised a hardcore christian so I was always taught that when we die we are judged, and we go to heaven or hell depending on our actions in life.

You will live out eternity in your own imagination - with your waifu and everything else you ever wanted alongside.

Respawn cooldown starts.

I am half ethiopian. o/. My dad gave me the "we aren't them" talk pretty young. Niggers are demonic.

93 virgins

You land in an entire sea of deer, nothing else as far as the eye can see.

Just endless cuddling, endless licking

Same as before you were born.

I also hope for something like this. Of course, it isn't an actual eternity. There will be an end point, but it is well known that the brain can perceive time differently.

My hope is that at the point just before death, as your systems are shutting down and slowing, your consciousness turns inward and you are left in a near-perpetual dream state. Inside your head centuries play out while only fractions of a second have elapsed in your dying body.

If you've ever had a lucid dream, you'll realize (or learn) that you can control the situation to a degree. With a near eternity, one would hope you'd eventually become quite good at it.

But, it's probably just the inky blackness of oblivion.

you experience bliss and love, don't want to come back, come back and do that for billions of years

Maybe that's the point of meditation; so that we can better control our thoughts in our last moments so they last for eternity.

Maybe people with no self-awareness just freak out and shut down whilst 'enlightened' individuals can play out their dreamscape for as long as they want in whatever way they want.

i will finally be togehter with my loving waifu.

Not even close.

Is that Bambi's mum?

101 dalmations

That would be nice. But there seems to be a little too much justice in that model. And if I've learned one thing about life, it's that there ain't no justice.

I'm sure the theory would be provable if while a person under measurement were to die, if there is an observable spike just prior to the cessation of all brain activity. Though it is nice to think about, I don't think I've ever heard of such a thing being recorded.

Does anyone else think we're more than just simple biological agents? It's so grim to think that if we just stop existing after death, the countless people who have died throughout history.

I'm going to get frozen and maybe wake up again.

YOU GET TELEPORTED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE YOU LIVE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOREVER

ALSO JESUS IS THERE

Literally nothing, your conciousnes ceases to exist

99 Asukas

How did people die from that?
You can literally hide behind the payload and be safe

Whatever you believe will happen, will happen. Personally, I'm a big proponent of reincarnation.

It's actually 72 virgins you infidel.

Nothing has a final end to it, thinking that your existence is just egoistic. Everything is cyclical in our universe, just take a look around you. When you fall asleep, you eventually wake up. Same thing will happen when you die, you'll fall asleep, and then you'll wake up.

One virgin and her son

top keks m8

This gives me the willies.

The problem with your theorizing is that you assume that all of this takes place in the physical world and thus the laws of nature apply to things like the "soul". According to this Korean's study neuroquantology.com/index.php/journal/article/view/146/146, conscious is impossible to compute. If you can't define something mathematically, then it can't belong to our physical universe. Meaning that there is something else out there, another parallel universe with different laws, in which our consciousness, our "soul", exists. From that study:

>If consciousness cannot be represented in the same way all other physical systems are represented, it may not be something that arises out of a physical system like the brain,” said Song. “The brain and consciousness are linked together, but the brain does not produce consciousness. Consciousness is something altogether different and separate. The math doesn’t lie.

I think Karma would come into play, I doubt someone who had a mostly negative effect on the world would have the peace of mind to meditate, let alone die a peaceful death.

3 virgins.

Heaven or hell.

I get Asuka and exist happily ever after ;_;

Well, I'm not talking about cosmic spiritual karma or anything. I am just hoping that there is a plausible scientific model for the everlasting dream. I don't suspect it would be denied to anyone, though perhaps cognitive ability, imagination, and experience might all impact on just how vivid the world you could create is.

I mean, think of a serial killer on death row. Tons of time to meditate and reflect, then an orderly death.

Nothing, the only way you will live on after death is in the memories of people you came in contact with during your lifetime.

it's from before they gutted her ult