Tolkien was based as fuck

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I think the Riders of Rohan are the Anglos and the Men of Gondor are the germanic people

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Also irish are hobbits

>drunk
>small
>insignificant
i agree

>he actually thinks Emperor Tolkien would insult Anglos
K-to-the-E-to-the-K
Kek kek!

Tolkien's work isn't derivative you are a pleb.

Nah we're the eagles, the ultimate solution that always saves the day but we can't be bothered to help most of the time.

no the hobbits are small town brits the elves are your autistic northerners the wood elves are french cunts the americans are the eagles who could have solved the whole fucking thing but showed up at the last minute to give a happy ending

Americans are the eagles since we carry yalls asses every time you need help yet we can't entirely help because of potential corruption

>germanics
>strong and moral

This.

Yeah I had to give it a thought and delete that shit, totally agree with ya

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They're the same thing

>the hobbits are small town brits
You mean the Welsh, I take it?

>Elves
>Socialist

>swoop in at the last minute
>haha look we saved the day

The eagles are truly American.

I always thought the Elves were celts, with their funny handwriting

>Elendil
>corrupt

kill yourself

>gondor
>anglos

Rohan is literally what Tolkien thought Anglo-Saxons would be like if they had a horse culture.

What is captioned "ugly and corrupt Anglos" are Dunedain and their first king Elendil who founded Arnor and Gondor with his sons Isildur and Anarion.

>orcs are a perversion of the Elven race
>Slavs are a Perversion of the White race

Explain yourself Slav!

>Men of Gondor are the germanic people
>massive fortifications

No, they're clearly the last remnants of the civilization of Numenor.

Numenor is Atlantis, and Minas Tirith is Constantinople.

Dear OP, I'm not sure what you're Tolkien about.

badum ...

You do know he ridiculed nazis for their aryan shit and was sorry he didn't have any of that semitic blood?

Germans are filthy trolls - stupid backstabbing people that destroy their own neighbors.

>germans a tool race
lider says: Let's fight france and russia
germans:ok
lider says: Let's fight whole world
germans:ok
lider says: Let's commit national suicide
germans:ok

" We gonna kill every white man in europe and replace them with drunkards " t.Stalin

We just had a thread on this

Ive read some explanation which claimed the people of Gondor were the Tolkien equivalent of the Holy roman empire

But I also think that Tolkiens work wasnt meant to be prophetic; His mythology is heavyly inspired by european mythologie and approaches basic human history/conflict which was always there and will be always there

>yfw Trump gives this speech
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His idea of a hobbit hole was based on his experiences with trenches in world war 1

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for me the best thing was how monarchy was portrayed as the best thing, I loved it
t. polish monarchist

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So Gondor

Eagles are 100% Americans
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Technically I think they're Mediterraneans. Gondor is based off of the Byzantine empire and Anor is suppose to represent the Weatern Roman Empire.

hey actually Russia is Mordor

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no

no no no no no no no

Desolate Mordor and its POISONOUS GASSES was based on his experiences with trenches in WW1.

Mordor is hell on earth.

Russia has too many beautiful women to be hell on earth.

Rohan are Goths, bruv.

Rohan was Anglo though. Germans have always been barbarians. No idea why natsocs suck their dicks so much.

he went to war with anglos. he understands their strengths and their follies.

kek
maybe ill add them

fuck yeah

he literally did nothing wrong

>Russia has too many beautiful women to be hell on earth.
maybe SA has them too but you cant just see them

he came from a time where everyone was based.

goths?
im not seeing it

Mordor

>Gondor, greatest human civilisation
>assume it's Anglo

kek

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Tolkien's kingdoms were based off barbarians though. Anglos were also barbarian.

k0wens u lil nignog

look at u

based motherfukker

interesting. guess i got joshed once again by my amerikan education\

Found the video I rememberd
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Varg says the Anglos are based on the Riders of Rohan

>Gondor, greatest human civilisation

No, it's the shadow of Numenor.

I watched a documentary where it spoke about it, but I guess that makes sense as well

Russian women are hotter than anything on the side of the forces of sauron

Must africans or browns

ALSO: Politicians = Nazgul

and Trump is Aragorn!

Rohan is whichever you like better.

1500 years ago, germanics were the savage destroying and invading everyone

Are the dwarfs the jews, big nose and like wealth from the mountain. They liked it so much that they summoned a dragon kind of, (the federal beast).

The Urukhais and Saruman were supposed to represent nazi Germany

the dwarfs are the dumb and violent eastern Europeans. the Wizards are the jews and Saruman is George Soros

>tolkein
apparently you forgot how to spell Jackson OP that's weird

WHICH ONES ARE (((THE JEWS)))?

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Gondor is Rome, Rohan is Germany. Anglos are The Hobbits, dude.

WE WUZ ROHAN UND SCHEISSE

>Anglos are The Hobbits
halfway right

Hobbits are the rural folk in Britain in general

But I personally always associated them with the Irish

dwarves

The Shires and the rural English of 1914 are the hobbits. Sadly the yanks are the riders.

Token reads very differently when you know about his WW1 service.

He is brilliant but the melancholy is much more understandable in the context of his war.

equally the scene of the charge is straight from his war too. He was at the somme and saw the 1st cavalry drivsion muster for it at The Battle of Flers-Courcelette (a phase of the Battles of the Somme 1916)

ITS THE FUCKING THE (((WIZARDS)))

So you niggers were getting closers, now tell me who does Gollum represent?

Leaf on form.

Kek

Greedy kikes

Pretty much
THIS

I'd say Elendil is parallels Charlemagne, which would make Gondor the Holy Roman Empire and Rohan France.

Hobbits aren't any race of people, just the embodiment of Tolkien's ideal society.

what happens when a goyim tries to be a merchant

I guess Tom Bombadil is Kek?

for sure, yeah.

yes

>clings to jewellery
i wonder

I think either INdian lancers in the 20th deccan as part of the 1st British cavalry division or French lancers inspired him.

As he was a signals officer during the some when the enemy used wire runs to send false messages and threats I can see where he got the idea for the communication orb being linked to the enemy

French Lancers

That actually makes a lot of sense. I think he got a lot of ideas from his life experiences, especially the war, but I hate those people who think the story is an allegory for real world events, rather than an attempt to strike at more universal themes in the Western mythos.

I think I'll re-read it, its been years and this thread gave me a hankering.

The faces of the dead in the marshes are again from his experience in the treches, as its very sadly the three friends heading off on adventure and the batman or personal assistant to an officer that sam personifies. His two friends he went to war with were killed.

I have always see Lord of the Rings as a profoundly private testament to his dead friends.

Rohan is literally AngloSaxons mixed with Poland.

Equally when Frodo is wounded and falls deeply ill, Tokien became gravely ill while in the trenches.

Like most his generation he kept a stiff upper lip about his war experience. I think the book was a catharsis for his dead friends and a tribute to them. Although he would never have shown 'poor form' by disclosing such sentiment publicly.

"Despite the action he had seen, Tolkien was not wounded. His friends from the TCBS were not so fortunate. One was killed on July 1; another was killed in December. The deaths of his friends affected him greatly, paradoxically inspiring him to continue with his own work so that the legacy of their friendship would not be lost.

In late October, Tolkien contracted trench fever (a disease carried by lice) and was sent home to recuperate. He spent the rest of 1916 and early 1917 in hospital until his fever finally subsided. He was then posted to camps in England until the end of the war. Tolkien was reunited with his wife Edith and their first child was born during this period. He also began composing some of the tales that would later become the Silmarillion – in particular, the story of the sack of Gondolin and the story of Luthien and Beren (inspired by watching Edith dance and sing while they were walking in a hemlock wood).
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u may be right

Seriously. The shires in Englasnd are the shires. The shire English rural villages in Oxfordshire pre ww1 are the shire of the book.

The effect of ww1 on England is unveiled in the closing of the book as he imagines what his dead friends might have done if they had lived. The lancers are inspired by either the French or Indian cavalry he saw in action but strategically represent the USAs entry into the war.

The shire was based off Malvern Hills in England. However the hobbits themselves seem more Irish.

I never knew that, I never really learned much about Tolkien's life or personality at all really. Reading that was a poignant realization for me, that Merry and Pippen were tributes to his dead friends, except in his tale, they get to live and return to their peaceful, innocent world as heroes, like old Bilbo before them. Certainly puts a sad tone to the story.

Tolkien never saw polish cavalry. He saw French and INidan and British cavalry. No polish cavalry server on the western front in WW1 in his vicinity. As the lance was a specialist unit weapon rom my studies of his war service it is most likely either French lancers or Indian lancers of the 20th deccan who charged at the somme while Tolkien fought there also. here they are.

Me too

it changed how you read the books.

I think it was his personal secret. he knew battle and loss and it is where the sense of sadness comes in, Frodo falling ill, the communication orbs, the wasteland of no mans land in the dead marshes, industrialisation as an evil vs rural good etc

sam as batman, the three friends, the return to the shire. etc etc

he was a genius and a quiet hero, no loud whinging like today

"Dreadful as the Dead Marshes had been, and the arid moors of the Noman-lands, more loathsome by far was the country that the crawling day now slowly unveiled to his shrinking eyes. … Here nothing lived, not even the leprous growths that feed on rottenness. The gasping pools were choked with ash and crawling muds, sickly white and grey, as if the mountains had vomited the filth of their entrails on the lands about."

no mans land in the trenches you see?