Why the fuck did Elrond just let Isildur walk away with the ring?

Why the fuck did Elrond just let Isildur walk away with the ring?

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Isildur would have fucked him up

the elves aren't really there. they're just consensual hallucinations that represent sides of one's inner psyche. That's why Legolas doesn't sink into the snow

First of all, this scenario only takes place in the movies, it never actually happens.

Secondly, even if it did, have you mongoloids missed out on the whole corruption thing the ring's got going on? Elrond wouldn't have destroyed the ring either, he'd have taken it for himself.

Really Jackson fucked up everything about Sauron losing the ring. He's just like "lol gonna grab this guy with my bare hands, whoops lol he had a sword, ouch my fingers." Whereas in the story Isildur just steals the ring from Sauron's corpse because he's a loot ninja with retarded saxon customs who thinks that he's entitled to jewelry off of a dead guy because that guy killed his dad, making it a "weregild."

>Destroy it!
>no
>o-okay

>It only takes place in the movies
That doesn't mean it didn't happen. It exists in the movie canon

> o-okay
he didn't say that
he said ISILDUUUURR very forcefully in a very plaintiff voice

The movie version sounds more cool

i like this theory

Because the story had to happen and they needed a kewl epic intro for the movie

The "movie canon" is retarded and full of stupid bullshit like ghosts at Pelennor fields and Sauron the evil lighthouse and Frodo telling Sam to go back so fuck you.

Except it's retarded.

If he tried to stop him, that would fall under the auspices of "take the ring" and if he tried to take the ring, being a highly powerful magical entity, he would instantly be enthralled by it.

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>"The sandbaboons are invading master frodo!"
>Cuts to shot of arab warrior sitting on war elephant

How did they get away with this

Fuck off reddit.

>Secondly, even if it did, have you mongoloids missed out on the whole corruption thing the ring's got going on? Elrond wouldn't have destroyed the ring either, he'd have taken it for himself.

Aren't elves established as being immune to the ring's effects though? That it was only humans and hobbits (who are theorized to be descendants of humans which would make sense considering this) that could be corrupted by it?

No you idiot why do you think Galadriel made such a fuss when it was right in front of her.

Honestly all of you dumb faggots who go on about about Elves being incorruptible should at least parse through a wiki article about the Silmarillion and how Elf Hitler ruined the whole world for everyone forever.

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Fucking tolkien purists are the worst kind of autists.

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEEEEEEEEA!

Feanor did nothing wrong.

>we never get to see Gil-galad and Elendil wrestle with Sauron while Isildur casually snatches the Ring off his body

wtf are you smoking, i want that

Because the elves are jews?

Yeah but he looses quite a few arrows into Orcs when everybody else is about that melee life.

Fuck you! Fuck you right in the Bombadil!

>kill your family
Yeah nah not as easy as you'd think, especially for an elf.

>and once when we were 17 we had a beer brah. We were real badasses.

In reality Aragorn is even more badass who personally commits all murders done by himself and "Legolas" his imaginary friend he created to cope with the sheer carnage he is forced to commit.

THE VIRGIN REQUEST


THE CHAD DENIAL

Is this a shot from those really shitty Drawn sex comics?

isildur is his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great nephew

or some shit like that

the elves had 3 rings of power of their own, but they hid them away from sauron before he started the corruption

If elves were immune the council would have sent only elves with the ring. No one was immune in the movies, except perhaps Sam. In the books I think tom bombadil was actually immune.

THE VIRGIN ISILDUR SCREAM

THE CHAD STOIC NO

Elves and humans can inter-breed?

Tom was such a great character. His power is pretty much just giving no fucks. Like they said, he would have just forgotten about and lost the ring again from lack of fucks given about giving fucks.

>Elrond Half-elven
Gee I wonder how he got that title?

watch your goddamn mouth

Yes and no.
Kids born of Elf+Man choose whether they remain an elf or man when they come of age.
Elronds a twin, and he chose to be an Elf thus remained immortal while his brother chose Man and died. But His bros kids carried on and Aragorn is literally the last descendant until he knocks up Arwen.

Aragorn did have a bow and arrow in fellowship.

He clearly sniped everyone Legolas did while also sword fighting.

yes

but they'll have to choose between being an elf (immortality) and being human (mortal, but more free will)

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>wikia
>not the tolkiengateway
kys

What was Rivendell's tax policy?

its just the 1st result on google and desu the article on wikia explains it better to non book fags

Tom truly is MGTOW incarnated

Isildur would have fucked up Elrond, cause Isildur is warrior-skilled while Elrond was magic-skilled. He had depleted all his mana in the battle and Isildur was just some feet away. Isildur would have made some ultra-wicked combo move to slice Elrond into pieces.

Are you fucking retarded?

Why didn't Elrond just push him off the ledge? Even with a stick or something

It's not like Sam pushing Frodo away from the dragon at osgiliath corrupted him

it just happened too fast for elrond to think properly

elrond expected isildur to do the right thing but he just walked away

I'll rape you.

>tfw remembering when lotr lore discussions on 2011-2013 Sup Forums used to hit thread limit
they have passed like rain on the mountain
like wind in the meadow

newfags are determined to ruin any good threads remaining on Sup Forums

Because it is wrong to steal someone's else's property you fucking communist.

Stealing that ring since it's bad is no different than a nigger stealing a maga hat.

NAP and shit.

>picking a fight with the dude who just cut off Sauron's hand
Elrond isn't a dumbass

but isildur also stole it

I knew this was going to be posted, thanks user

Yes.

>First of all, this scenario only takes place in the movies, it never actually happens.
What the fuck does this even mean? Was LOTR actually a documentary?

for the same reason his daughter isnt dating an elf

Because he could have turned around and used the ring on him. The guy has THE most powerful artifact in the known universe, you treat him with kid gloves.

He's married though?

"No" means no.

>isildur puts ring on
>teleports behind elrond

>implying this thread wouldnt eventually hit 300 replies

you mean Radagast

guy runs away and becomes some nature hippie hermit

Attacking Isildur would violate the NAP.

Isildur could have soloed Elrond even without the ring, wearing it at Mt Doom he'd have wrecked him which Elrond would have known.