Leave it to a woman to literally fuck everything up and be one of the worst most inept Captains of the federation

Leave it to a woman to literally fuck everything up and be one of the worst most inept Captains of the federation

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She was right though. If they'd of crippled the Klingon ship the others would of just laughed at him and his speech.

Asian bitch was in the wrong

>If they'd of

consider suicide

she's not supposed to be good. she's supposed to go into battle and die

every heard of "Operation: Get Behind The Darkies"?

he is not wrong in the statement, dumbfuck

It's because the plot is retarded.

What do I care

>they'd

wait wait wait

did you really just abbreviate they and would?

yes, kill yourself please

you cared about grammar so its not a leap to think you care about stupid shit

>doesn't realize his mistake was not knowing the difference between of and have

Suicide might be something for you too, buddy.

>Captain
stopped reading three words after that

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/they'd

HOL UP

They'd is an actual word yoiy shit smelling pajeet. Fucking kill yourself.

How stupid are you? For some reason I find this so embarrassing it's making me cringe.

they'd is grammatically correct you fucking mongoloid subhuman. jump off a rooftop right now

She wasn't a captain. You didn't even watch it!

lmao

no it's not you actual mouthbreather

>should of
is this correct
>if they would of
is this correct
the answer may surprise you!

>Captain

wut

Mad stupid still

but bait-kun she's not the captain.

pour some gasoline over you and set yourself on fire you mental midget

I have no problems with women. It's the nigger that put me off.

That burgers are actually this retarded just baffles me time and time again. And to have the audacity to defend the absolutely repulsing use of 'of' like that makes me actually angry.

shes exactly like Kirk

but wyman and black.

>meme captain reckless af xdxdxd

Star Trek is better than Star Wars but holy shit they need to get over it...

kirk would have captured the big bad

>STD is incredibly bad
>no one wants to discuss it
>op's shitty grammar is keeping this thread alive

U BE SAYIN'

>abbreviate
>doesn't know contractions

jesus. how is this show attracting so many idiots? only nerds are supposed to like scifi.

jesus fuck you are stupid.
just like this show

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>exactly like Kirk.

During a crisis event where her presence was needed on the bridge she left her post to do a hologram call with her stepdad for dubious reasons. During the conversation she obtained anecdotal evidence (klingon-vulcan diplomacy should be on file and they should have pulled up that info right away) which made her basically disregard Federation foreign policy on a fundamental level and open fire on a ship that has not shown any hostile intent up to that point.
After that, while acting on that anecdotal info and circumventing the captain, she assaulted a superior officer and attempted to seize control of the ship.

This is not only reckless, criminal and unstable, but also goes against basic Federation tenets.

And all this btw after seven years of serving with the same crew.

If anything Kirk would be the one slapping this bitch silly for attempting to take over his ship.

Funny thing was that in the show Don rebuttal was weak and a lie.

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>captured the big bad

That plan was retarded and doomed to failure. The klingons destroyed an entire Federation fleet. That means the war has started and they just lost the first battle and lost it badly. But the Starfleet cowards are still looking for a peaceful solution. Such denial.

>Captain
Why are people who haven't watched this so determined to shit on it?

Had such hopes for this. But I can't get behind it. I geniuenly can't stand her character. Terrible writing in this show.

If she did everytihng by the book you guys would've called a mary sue. I actually like a series where they show the protagonist can fuck up big time and learn from their mistake. It's called character development.

>sending the captain and first officer together on a dangerous boarding mission
>without a tactical officer to accompany them
>both small framed women
>against fucking Klingons
really gets the old noggin a choggin

>didn't Yeoh in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

She was 1000% right
She wasn't the captain

if that's a woman why did they call him michael?

>>without a tactical officer

There are no redshirts in the reboot STD universe. Just girl power.

>STD is incredibly bad
Yeah, STDs usually are

Call me old fashioned but there release schedule looks retarded...

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Tactical officer was manning tactical. I think you mean security officer. And no, it doesn't make sense to have one officer filling both roles. When the ship is under attack and being boarded, you want to have two separate officers to deal with both problems.

>2 months hiatus for the season finale

What did they mean by this?

Have you never watched any Star Trek before? Not uncommon behavior.

What a god awful fucking face. Literally picrelated.

When she gets the nigger hair is even worse

I'm not seeing it. I want to give her my ST-D if you know what I mean.

doing the lord's work, user

I really liked how the only white guy with a line in the 2nd ep was a cringy whining bitch, the only womanly char in the whole show was a white guy. That's how you can tell this show's gunna be peak trek

y'all'd've'd a better time if you hadn't wasted your day arguing about grammar on Sup Forums

WE IS BE SUM FINNA

WOW so this IS star trek fanbase LMAO
y'all should of has been go back to school.

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i dunn undersand i luv ster track

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u luv ster track too? lets watch some more sterk troc

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>trained by Vulcans yet constantly triggered
Everything about "Michael Burnham" is cringeworthy

>niggers

>should OF
>would OF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH PLEASE STOP

She isn't a captain.

It's not the finale. It's the second part of the season. CBS really wants your shekels.

Never mind all that, WTF is it with her spastic fucking eyes?

Are all actresses MK Ultra subjects now? Used to be that actors got selected for their ability to create convincing micro-expressions that allowed for close ups of their faces without blowing the audience's immersion. Now they all seem super unncanny valley and retarded. This chick switches between totally blank/zero micro-expressions and "3 seconds before a stroke".

Is this show actually any good? I'm considering giving it a watch.

>I don't need to WATCH the show I vaguely paid attention to two guys on youtube so that makes me an expert

No

That was fast, ok.

>I don't know words

KEK

>THEY'D HAVE
WOULD HAVE
>THEY'D HAVE
WOULD HAVE
>THEY'D HAVE
WOULD HAVE
>THEY'D HAVE
WOULD HAVE
>THEY'D HAVE
WOULD HAVE

It's great if like the idea of black transexuals who can't act being shoehorned into your trek