What's the test melee weapon for TWD zombies?

What's the test melee weapon for TWD zombies?

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Something with a long range would be safest, although it might be a bitch to fight many at once

I would say her sword because I dont think anyone else really tested out any melee weapons before it

Crowbar.
>Nigh unbreakable
>Long reach
>Can smash and stab
>Common item
>Can be used to open doors, crates and move heavy objects
Now fuck off

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Bazooka

If you're using a melee weapon you're doing zombies wrong. Probably a good, sharp and sturdy telescoping branch cutter, really.

a swift round house kick

Thanks, one more for my "guys with swords" folder.

I'd still hit it.

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A machete made out of decent steel

rude

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If you're an attractive woman, your body. Think about it, entice someone else to protect with just a flash of your tits and a promise of more. Get good at it and and people would die for you by the hundreds. Your own harem of beta orbiters looking to your every need and chad warriors protecting you. Wars have been started because of attractive women

Titanium baseball bat. Zombie can't grab you if its bones are broken. Can't bite you if its jaw is hanging off the side of its face. Can't chase you with broken legs.

Bladed weapons get stuck. Bladed weapons get all that nasty goddamn zombie blood filled with god knows what all over the place. You don't want that shit getting in an open wound or you're fucked. You'll get an infection and die horribly.

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Come to think of it, katanas are terrible weapons for a zombie apocalypse.

Katanas are terrible weapons in general. Longsword is superior in every wya.

You'd just be kept as a fucktoy slave in a zombie apocalypse reality.

Gimme a hug, man

That meant to be high test, or best?

Anyways the answer is billhook.

Spike them.
Stab and hold them.
Crush skull with axe.
Trip them with hook.

The zomzoms wouldn't even get within arm's reach.

Brainlet, reach is too risky and the smashing part can get easily stuck

Why are Amerifats so obsessed with Katanas?

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Anime.

A katana's a novelty outside of its original environment. The propagation of the weapon was largely resulted from the lack of decent iron for steel-making in the Japanese Archipelago. Iron was often found in relatively small quantities and it had a tendency to become very brittle. This is why the weapon was thin and the Muramasa type legendary swordsmiths would use multiple types of steel in its construction.

While it's flashy, and stylish, it's important to remember that the katana flourished in an environment where the general population were prohibited from owning proper weapons and even the wealthy nobility wore lacquered wood armor. Compare this to medieval europe, where good quality iron was fairly common and the nobility were head to toe in steel plate with long heavy swords and/or clubs.

The most dangerous weapon of them all. Common sense.
If even 100 people in the TWD universe had it, none of this would have happened and civilisation would habe been rebuilt.

Not a melee weapon.

>try to use it as axe
>pointy end gets stuck on something
>get eaten

>I have easy access to a fucking billhook
Retard

Morning star not heavy and can do alot of damage

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>implying the best weapon isn't the one where you can win by avoiding combat altogether
>implying tbe mind isn't your most valuable weapon in close and long distance combat

Something nobody seems to be considering is the weight. If we are in TWD universe and you often have to kill a horde of zombies you are going to wear yourself out with most of these weapons and die because you are too exhausted to keep killing. Especially with a blunt weapon that requires you to smash the skull.

A trench spike.

>can't make simple medieval weapons out of tin foil and 3 packets of toothpicks?

GTFO /k/.

>test
wide hips

chains

>Being this much of a dyel

It requires less energy to heft and thrust with a polearm than to swing with a sword or handaxe. You can let the weight of the weapon do the work for you + you don't have to constantly put your precious bodily fluids and flesh near the zombie's mouth or hands.

doesn't matter, you will eventually be killed by a ninja zombie when the writers are bored and realize they're too retarded to kill off a character convincingly.

Dog kennel + a team of men to carry it when you want to move.

Each man has a spike of some sort to fuck their brain up when they come to the chain link.

>the military lost to dumb zombies

lol if only they had a general as intelligent as me

How about the fact that you can literally pull a zombie apart with your bare hands as shown by rick during the carnival episode.

Knowing how fragile these bitches are, I wouldn't need more than a baseball bat to cut a zombie in half with one clean swing

Axe or a rapier, a Katana would tire you out too quickly.

thats why i hate zombies how can the military loose to them, 1 tank 1 fence is enough to survive let alone the hole military.

you are a dumbass

you'd need about 6-10 people to operate like that. carrying the cage will exhaust 4 people in a very short time, most environments will require maneuvering around parked cars, and the idea of carrying it wherever you go is out the window when you consider that
>A)taking it apart to fit it through spaces so you can take it with you would be a hassle
>and B)if you just make a whole bunch of them for "checkpoint/necessary" areas, more-than-likely, some asshats will take it for their own use
You also couldn't move anywhere without pushing zombies out of the way, which would require even more effort.

and there's the fact that you become the easiest fucking target for vehicular manslaughter...


you have a good idea if you're trying to move a group of weak people though, but you might just be better off taking a car.

how much of a weakling faggot are you? These aren't your run of the mill 4 chan autists, these are hardened survivors. A dog chain link dog kennel weighs 100 lbs MAX.

If 4 men can't each carry 20 lbs they deserve to die.

>and there's the fact that you become the easiest fucking target for vehicular manslaughter

Zombies can drive cars? Read the OP post again fuck nut.

Who's next?!

>. A dog chain link dog kennel weighs 100 lbs MAX.
ok FUCKO, how does that negate the fact that you still have to shove the thing against a 1-2-300lb zombie leaning against it?
more likely to be 300lbs because of america

that shit just wont hold up if you use a chintzy fence. Also, I didn't realize dog kennels were so fucking light. I was thinking of an actual chain link fence.

Smashes basically anything it touches in reference to zombies. Hell, in reference to the majority of human bodies.

A long machete is the right, non-meme answer.

They wont snap or chip easily like a katana, they require little maintenance, they're designed for heavy use and they're fairly light compared to a sword.

>retarded nigger weapons

i would use a spear, to avoid getting close
how dead am i?

Probably dead.

They're not terrible weapons, they would in fact be pretty good against zombies (fleshy unarmoured dudes), but a longsword is indeed superior, only bested by a Dao.

If you can consistently land headstrikes and yank it out, you're fine, but you're better off with a quarterstaff. Break those skulls like melons.

>light
>TWD have soft skulls and can be btfo easily
>can hammer stuff
>combined with full leather outfit and biker helmet you are invincible

Get surrounded instantly. Metal Bat or a light mace is best. Won't ever be damaged, light, and can do serious damage.

This.
They're literally built to chop shit, they can take a lot of punishment and they're not cumbersome

>They're literally built to chop shit
Oh really? I had no idea.

Well now you do.

They can still pile on top of you shit for brains.

>can also be used to climb things

Shit range, one wrong move and your arm ends up in the mouth of a zombie instead

"Open your minddddd quaid"

You're not going to split logs with it, but they are made for chopping your way through dense underbrush, vines, sugar cane. That kind of stuff.

>get surrounded by horde
>bodies pile up around your faggot cage
>Try moving faggot cage by lifting it up a little
>zombie slither in
>try waiting and destroying the entire hoard in your faggot cage with your sharpened faggot dildos
>bodies create a ramp and zombies spill over the top

t. Gordon Freeman.

Hahaha XD

>getting surrounded by weak ass shamblers
>worrying about an arm, wrapped in leather
oh no what am i gonna do

what if the zombies come when they're lifting the cage genius

The answer is a rocket ship
No zomboes on the moon

When you have a horde of zombies piled on top you you're going to be freaking out. Eventually your neck will be exposed and you're done.

Boar Spear

What happens when a shit ton of them come and knock it down like we have seen before

No shit!

Time and a pair of running shoes
It would be so much fun to irl train a horde of zombies


Also why dont they starve? Or die just because theyre lungs are falling apart and literally all their organs? Their brains still need to function and it seems like theyre brain wouldnt get oxygen for them to still move around and they would be incredibly weak from muscle breakdown

I dont know how it is in murika, but in post-soviet region we have those firefighting boards literally everywhere. This is a standart setup with a big box of sand underneath it. So my best anti-zombie weapon is this firefighting billhook at the top.

>easily acceseble (unlike your fucking katanas)
>long range (longer then any shovel)
>can be used as as intended for clearing debris, break doors etc

>Branch cutter
>Not one of these bad boys

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This as long as you're not hooking the zombies. Blunt objects for sure. Blades require too much care and can get stuck in bone.

I hope that shoots magic because it is otherwise useless.

some sort of pike or spear, a knife or bayonet at the end of a stick

Best suggestions so far.

This, it has range and depending on the tip, piercing power

Ur mums dildo.

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>machete
>baseball bat
>ax
>LONGSWORD
Good luck using any of these indoors. You know where most supplies and zombies that would get the jump on you would be. The correct answer is a long Phillips head screwdriver you can easily and quickly plunge into the brain through the eye with minimal effort. Bonus points for mounted on the end of a revolver like a bayonet

That's not a nigger weapon you nigger cuck

This looks like my dark souls character

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kukri.

>No blind spot
>Long reach
>Unbreakable
>Cut through anything
>No sound when cutting so not attract further zombies

It's a utility/weapon which is good, but people underestimate the reverberation to your hands if you hit something even like a human head. Gripping just the metal bar and slamming it into sturdy 150-200lb people over and over is going to fuck your hands unless you wrap it in something as a "grip".

Shovel with the blade sharpened to a knife edge, an E-tool for close quarters

Good, sturdy old fasioned E-tool

Broke my friend's front teeth with one of these. Would recommend during zombie outbreak.