Walk out of a film imagining I'm the main protaganist

>walk out of a film imagining I'm the main protaganist

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>exit fast and furious movie
>cue civics revving and mustangs peeling out

>watch pirates of the caribbean
>walk around drunk like jack sparrow with hands waving in the air for no reason
holy fuck

>walk out of Drive imagining I'm autistic

>imagining

>walk out of fight club
>im tyler durden
>ask my friend to punch me
>get knocked out

The spice exists on only one planet in the entire Universe. A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy, that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis.

>imagining

>get knocked out
>hit head on pavement
>live the next 50 years confined to a bed
not very smart are you

>walk out of a film
>back in the real world

>imagining

>Walk out of Drive
>Drive home
>"I drive"

>walk out of the movie theater
>it's too fucking bright outside

>walk out of Drive and ask mom if can drive home
>she says no
FUCKING ROASTIE BITCH!!!

>Watch Evangelion
>Start doing the Gendo steeple hand pose
>Pray to God no one recognises it

>midnight screening
>leave the bright colourful cinema
>return through the neon lit city
>to my empty single bed
>in my poky little appartment

>imagine im flying home like ironman

>drive through an alley way imagining I'm doing the trench run

I fucking hate it when mummie denies me my rights. I'm gunna hit that bitch with a frying pan I swear to christ

>walk out of a good film
>pretend I'm the director giving an interview about it

I did this watching them all on my tv, whilst drinking vodka and red wine which i eventually mixed when i was running out.

I also had a jack sparrow goatee woth beads in it and eye liner on. One minute i was in bed the ne t i woje up in a police van being taken home in my pants.

When i was sonething drunk i always mimic the character and act like them, what is this retardation? I did it with joker too.

>character walks out of movie in movie
>realise outside it was me all along

> see incredible hulk
>walk out of theatre all calm because theres a monster inside me

oh god, I do this

KEK

>what is this retardation
I don't know my friend but I think you need help

>walk out of movie
>realize the last movie I paid for was TDK and it's 2008
>go find myself and kill 16 year old me, assuming his place
>buy up all the bitcoins
>live the rest of my life in luxury

this gave me a subtle kek, take your (you) and leave user, you did good.

>walk out of a film
>imagine future conversations in my head with other people, shot and edited in a way a movie would be shot and edited with scripted dialogue
>talk to someone in real life
>it's nothing like that, constantly get interrupted or distracted or fumble my "lines"

KEK

>walk into film with Xbox360 wireless controller and control my favorite character

Top zoz

Is this the most accurate frogposting yet?
It happens too often, it's embarrassing as fuck and I can't contain it at all.

>experience pain and hardship
>ask myself how lucius vorenus would deal
its autistic as fuck but it helps so i dont question it much

>finish watching a film I really enjoyed and imagine what it would be like if I had someone to watch it with

Filthy pirate. I go weekly.

>walk out of movie
>imagine I stumble upon the lead actress on a rainy day and we start dating

>walk in to midnight showing of dark knight rises

get out of my head

You are just going back to our instincts of "monkey see monkey do"
You can't help it some people are meant to copy while others are meant to paste.

>watch once were warriors and what becomes of the broken hearted back to back
>talk with a maori accident for a few hours
welp :^)

Me whenever I watch Lost In Translation

>"oops, my bad"

>she's also wealthy so you don't have to worry about money either, conveniently killing two birds with one stone

>accident
Kek

>maori accident
how appropriate...

>others are meant to paste
l-lewd

>walk out of a film
>it was ghostbusters 2016

>walk out of film
>conversation in my head explaining to myself why I thought it was good or not
>imagine reasons to recommend or not recommend it to someone
>doesn't matter because I don't have anyone to talk to anyway

>walk out of a film where the main protagonist is a confident and charismatic smooth talker
>go out that same night to bars and clubs and try to channel that same energy while talking to women
>almost always end up getting laid
feels really good man

You watched it with yourself bro.

lol

>it was real in my mind

>walk out of a spy thriller
>imagine everyone around me is a terrorist or double agent trying to kill me

>walk out of TFA and bang on the dashboard trying to start my jalopy imagining I'm powering up the millenium falcon

COOK DA MAN SOME FUCKIN EGGS

>analysing something using an imaginary second party who pokes holes in your arguments and helps you consider alternate points of view
not something to be sad about my guy, plenty of people do this

somewhat related: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging

I do this, mostly because i live in europe.

> everyone around me is a terrorist

That's everyday life for yuropoors and fag islanders

Do Americans really do this?

I literally did something like this when I was a kid.

Everytime I had seen a cool movie I was imagining (and enjoying) the possibility of other theather-goes thinking that I might be some cool guy with skills/abilities in relation to the movie.

I wish I was still a kid with imagination.

FOOK WOMAN YOU LOOK AWFUL, GO CLEAN YOURSELF UP

>not empire

Disgusting millennial

Happens to me everytime that i enjoy a film

nah that's not how you'd do it
>ask my friend to punch me
>realise as i fell on the pavement that i just self punched myself, cause i'm really edward norton and tyler durden
>holy shit i'm so fucked in the head

One time I gave a speech about gun violence in college and I entered the room like I was holding a gun and jumping around corners aiming my hands at people. Didn't realize how dumb I looked
Thanks fwemb

>walk out of a film and wait for mom to pick me up

>calmly and sadly walking back home to my single life

>walk out of The Simpsons movie
>sudden urge to buy some seed and feed

Kek

I just want to say these are always the best threads on Sup Forums

Now hand me your gun and your badge, you're off this case.

>watch wolf of wall street alone in bed again
>nakedmargotrobbie.jpg
>decide I'm going to spend tomorrow drawing up a business plan
>wake up and spend the whole day fapping to traps

not today sarge

tell me this isn't the most satisfying beat down in movie history
youtu.be/QHXRUonKHII
also
>our people once were warriors

>walk out of exhilarating film
>head still buzzing with strange heightened awareness
>walk back to car unevenly trying to set a pace looking extra autistic

Call me a newfag but i don't understand the chocolate pic

>be me coming out a spy thriller
>got a new sense of purpose now, chest up, chin up, chicks look at me in the streets
>i'm an agent, i'm smart, i live a double life at least, people don't realise who i really am cause i got skills and i'm strooonk
>realise i forgot my transport ticket
>sneak semi casually through
>control agents spotted me and come up to me
>be me stuttering and tryin to explain myself like a faggot
>obviously failing
>gotta pay
>now walking home trying to forget this day

>walk out of movie
>Didn't understand it

>walk out of The Matrix imagining I'm the one

my best guess is that toblerone is considered 'classy' by supermarket chocolate standards and broke brexiteers won't be able to afford it no mo

>walk out of the Matrix thinking this ain't real, everyone else is just a slave,
>walking with RATM in the head
>see a leather jacket à la Keanu, see the price
>vinyl scratch, music in my head stops

>brutal wife beater was able to redeem himself with more brutal violence
the whole film is just top notch

>argue with myself about politics in my head
>give strong empassioned arguments for both sides

>walk out of film feeling refreshed, perhaps with a hint of nostalgia, as though months had passed
>the feeling of being so entranced by what i had witnessed that leaving the theater evoked a sense of returning home after a long voyage; not only did i experience great pleasure from the film, but it also granted me new perspective of my own life

Such grand experiences are commonplace as a child, when our minds are still very malleable even to the simplest material. To find that feeling once more as an adult is truly wondrous.

You are. The one guy that had to sit in the aisle.

>when nig jumps between jake and his mum
HUUUUNNGGHHH

>watch suicide squad
>preted i'm the joker and pour my drink all over the people sitting in the row in front of me

>walk out of film
>talk in a whisper-quiet timbre like all the brooding protagonists do
>"what user? speak up i can't hear you mate"

You talk like a faggot

>walk out of film feeling motivated by the main character to turn my life around and be a better, healthier person
>realize that I already tossed 20 years of my adult life in the gutter and that my body is deformed from birth, making it pointless to try and be a better person

>walk out of cinema after watching a blockbuster action movie
>feels like you're moving two times faster
>make all your actions brisk as fuck
>notimeforplebs.bmp

>my body is deformed from birth
Expand on that user

I pretend i get interviewed by letterman and offend the whole of america by dropping truthbombs

>walk out of a movie imagining what a biopic based on my life would be like

>Local Autist Spouts Anti-Semitic Hate on Letterman, Shot Backstage

>watch movie
>get inspired to turn life around and stop being such a piece of shit
>do nothing

I have a woman's body type, but extremely hairy and I also have a dong, but my balls didn't drop.

>see something in a movie that i find really bad
>ignore all the good parts, for the rest of the movie formulate a criticism for my friends and anons

To be fair, if something is so bad to eclipse the good, then it's only fair to judge it by the glaring bad part.

God doesn't make mistakes user.