Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

check em

ah dammit, come on this time

Sabrina, don't just stare at them. Check em.

Check these dubs faggots

kek

pls no

kek

I got double dubs in a thread a few minutes ago, and a janitor deleted the thread.

For fucksakes.

Behold the dubs

Weak thread. Now let's look at Paul Allen's numbers.

NO CAN DO

another doubles Paul?

sic transit gloria mundi

I've got to return some video tapes.

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...there is an idea of repeating digits, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real repeat, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

Did you know that I'm utterly dubless?

look at my repeating numbers and image that includes a finger pointing somewhere in the general direction of the top left of my post

here are two of the same

allow me to try again

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i have erred for the last time

I'm trying to get doubles but Evelyn, my so called "fiance" keeps buzzing in my ear

Gotta 8:30 res at dubsia.

Fore!

no

the classic

so, so close

reminder that posting multiple times to try and get dubs is dumb, getting dubs is only good when you post once

DOUBLE absolut martini

Is that Ivana Trump?

For fucks sake you guys

These threads are embarrassing

I've noticed your... repeating digits

This thread is disappointing

This is how you dubs

>off by 1

Gimme dubs :()

check EM dubbos or even trippos

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I'll dubs again too

C
E
V
I
C
H
EDUBS

This is how you get
Check em

Almighty Kek is here to bestow dubs upon this thread

Don't mind me

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

I've started going to the gym everyday recently trying to achieve peak bale mode in this movie.
I recite the the opening monologue to myself 3 times a day and try to shower in the same style as bale in the movie while imagining there's a camera behind me. 5 days ago I masturbated while looking at myself in the mirror and noticing how ripped I'm getting.

This is by far my favorite film. everything about it from the subtle comedy to bale's acting and attention to detail is perfect.

Why was he so excited to see the Trumps?

memes aside, American Psycho is actually genuine kino

Embarrassing thread

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he worshiped Donald Trump in the book

Donald Trump was a role model for the yuppies at the time.

Bryce has real concerns about the world surrounding him, he is more green than everybody else

It's about yuppies in New York during the 80s

>the absolute state of this thread
watch and learn

checked

nice

>left

nice lysdexia faggot

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nice

very nice

Feed me some stray dubs

>They all have the same number, fax and telex
Or is this case where you called to some general operator at the company and ask for your guy to be patched through?

SU
SU
SUSSUDIO

have you not seen the movie?

you know there's actually a meaning to it beyond le funny christian bale, right?

HE FUCKING DID IT

I typed something like "a person pointing to their left" originally and then forgot to change left to right when changing the sentence. Still got the dubs though

Was he Paul Allan or was he crazy?
He owned 2 apartments, right?

he killed someone he thought was Paul Allan, no one ever gets the right identity in this movie

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Hasta la vista baby

>that scene in the book where he decapitates that girl and fucks the severed head

the book is top comedy

>Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
I don't get it? Did he have a pie off screen or something?

Sabrina, don't just stare at this get, check it.

Why did Paul give his card to Bryce if they had the same info. Also, check 'em, I guess.

These threads are so shit these days.
There's a supreme lack of repeating digits.

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I will fix these dubs

you're welcome

thank you

No can do.

How kind of you.

check em

fresh dubs

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Fresh singles

Dubz for nuclear war

I would really prefer if you faggot stopped making dubs threads.
Check them ,btw

how did a nitwit like you get dubs?

Do you like American Psycho or Huey Lewis more?

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Fucking amateurs, check these

watch it halberstram

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I get dubs.

Paul Allen's card was shit

Amateurs.

HEY PAUL

New digits, whatta'ya think?

Paul allen had the best card, easily.

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