ITT: Things plebs say

>The second half of Full Metal Jacket sucked!

>kino

things patricians say: that entire movies sucked

>the second half of remember the titans sucked

omlette du fromage

There was a second half?

BOTH VERSIONS OF CLASH OF THE TITANS SUCKED

>every movie about handegg isn't shit

I fucking agree. The second half has literally all of my favorite lines
>What do I think about America's involvement with the war? Well I think we should win.

>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who think korean cinema is good
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn, Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>People who say comfy/based
This will apply to 99% of the plebs that will be posting in this thread

>2001, Seven Samurai
>pleb shit

>falling for the pasta

what is your favorite movie?

Pleb detected

>anime is shallow and repetitive
>*watches capeshit*

I don't watch capeshit, I watch capekino.

Can you walk the walk? Most of the second half sucked.

Why did it suck?

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I'm Just shit posting, It's nice at the end that they realized they are all the same.

>Wait, is that the guy from [x] there? I hated that film, it was soo boring nothing really went on
>*muffled crunch in the distance*
>What's going on now, I don't remember [integral plot point] happening
>Is he going to die? I bet he's going to die isn't he?


And my favourite
>*looks up from phone* Hey man, why didn't you pause it?

2001 and Seven Samurai might actually be the two most overrated films of all time. Citizen Kane on the other hand is an absolute masterpiece deserving of most of the praise it gets.

>season 1 is not always the best

Man of Steel is the only good movie he's made. Justice League looks like it might almost be as shit as BvS

Dawn and Watchmen are also good, 300 was fun, too.

>Justice League
>Snyder's film
heh

>pleb: The second half of Full Metal Jacket sucked!
>pseudo-patrician: the whole movie is great
>actual patrician: the whole movie is shit

While I never thought the second half sucked, it was such a change of pace from the first half that I couldnt enjoy it as much on my first time through. Nowadays the second half is definitely my favourite.

>what's with this part? it doesn't make realistic sense, how did he know X?
my dad actively looks for any logical hole in any movie and brings them up whenever he can

>Thinking Citizen Kane is good in any way
You have to leave

damn I forgot about that whole thing. Haven't seen Dawn yet desu, but yeah, you're right, Watchmen is also great.

I prefer Romero's film, but Snyder did a good job with it. Since October is soon upon us, try to fit it somewhere.

>overrated
Typical pleb excuse

>Road Warrior is better than Mad Max

Hello pleb.

Road Warrior is better, but the first one is underrated and has some neat character moments. You should have gone with >Fury Road is better than Road Warrior

>DAT ENDING
>DUH ENDING SUKED

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I'll add it to by october list senpai

godspeed

ITT: what Sup Forums contrarians without even a modicum of real film knowledge say

>*looks up from phone*
This. Honestly, I don't care how shit your taste is. If you can pay attention to a movie without gazing at your phone, you have a valid opinion.

that includes (you)

HOW TO SPOT A PLEB 101

>only able to discuss literal plot points and the logical order of the narrative of a film
>every film has a singular universal "deep meaning" which you have to "get" to understand it
>"The writing is the most important filmmaking element!"
>thinks that empty pretty pictures means "good cinematography"
>"I don't find this part of the narrative plausible or realistic, therefore the movie is SHIT!"
>treating a film like a puzzle which you have to put together in a certain kind of way to get it
>a film is either utter dogshit or a masterpiece, there is no inbetween
>"Who cares about editing, framing and composition sound and whatnot if the story isn't great."
>considers heavy use of direct symbolism as a positive factor
>using "boring" and "nothing happens" as arguments ever

Hello, pleb.

>The joke is Chuck's Fuck and Suck

Bait

Stop posting this in every thread you insufferable faggot

Bane

>unironically liking le quirky reddit jokes glasses man

>thinks that empty pretty pictures means "good cinematography"
This so much. Every movie these days looks like a fucking calendar.

>retrospective assmad

>Little Shop of Horrors's original ending is better than the theatrical one

>I'm going to criticize classic films with the most vague statements and memetexts to avoid being criticized myself
>I'm going to appeal to a make believe sense of objective taste and call everyone who disagrees a pleb

>shitting on kubrick movies on a containment board on an anime image board

wow you guys must feel really proud of yourself. I bet people in real life holds your opinions in high regard, you talentless losers

>sports

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>Jimmy Neutron and Johnny Test are better than Dexter's Lab

But I didn't shit on them.