>it's 1999
>you just finished to watch Matrix for the first time at the cinema
>end credits on the screen, "Wake Up" by rage against the machine starts playing
>eyes are adapting to light while you leave the theater
>revaluating everything you know or think to know and your whole life while the movie scenes are still vivid in your mind
>Chad screams at you "HEY FAGGOT, NICE TRENCH COAT, YOU LOOK LIKE A CONDOM"
>all the Stacies giggle they just watched American Pie
>the entire hallway is staring at you now
..what.. you.. do?
It's 1999
Tyler Rivera
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Xavier White
I pop my discman back on, listening to NIN. Return silently crying to my house, to play doom. Maybe call my friend Dylan to gi bowling.
Nathan Adams
>..what.. you.. do
Shoot up the school
James Clark
Me and my (jockish?) friends probably beat them up? What kind of loser doesn't go to the matrix over american pie
Charles Sanchez
Why would you be wearing a trench coat inside the theatre anyway?
Logan Davis
Trench coat mafia
Benjamin Martin
What kind of loser doesn't see both?
Lucas Anderson
>>Chad screams at you "HEY FAGGOT, NICE TRENCH COAT, YOU LOOK LIKE A CONDOM"
Yell back something lame like "YEAH LEAST BEING A CONDOM GETS ME INSIDE PUSSY CHAD" and then hurry off
Bentley Gonzalez
>Most realistic answer.
David Jenkins
kek
Adrian Hall
never comes off
Julian Diaz
Sure you would.
Zachary Bennett
>MATRIX 1
>WACHOWSKIS BEFORE THEY WENT FULLY INSANE
WHAT A SHAME
Justin Edwards
Make Columbine pay
Chase Ramirez
Yell back: "Why, does your girlfriend make you wear black condoms for some reason?"
Thomas Allen
>shooting scene
>the pumped up kicks starts playing
Sebastian Jackson
I was only 10 in 1999 they wouldn't let me into the theater.
Josiah Wood
Try not to be a faggot that gets influenced by the media he consumes to that degree.
Kevin Watson
Landon Phillips
dunno i was only 2 years at the time
Luke Gray
lol nailed it