And don't call me Shirley
And don't call me Shirley
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Excuse me OP, i speak ebonics.
Did Raimi go too far with this one?
I threw a water bottle across the room when he said this
lololololololol
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue
LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES
Cigarette?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
Yes...I know.
this will never be allowed in a movie again
Nice Beaver
What did she mean by this?
It will, if played straight (no pun intended)
It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether
Is this a bust?
It's an entirely different kind of flying
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
I just wanna tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
wait a minute i know you
you're kareem abdul jabbar
hmph
Listen kid, I'm out there busting my buns every night
user, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker would get crucified today for these jokes.
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THERE'S A SALE AT PENNYS
I asked the fellow beside me to pinch me to see if I was dreaming
>It was awful how he came unglued.
>Howie came unglued?
>Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit.
Is Airplane II any good?
over macho grande?
It's an entirely different kind of flying
No. It basically repeats the plot and the best bits from the original.
Only Shatner saves it.
No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run pretty deep.
You’re a few minutes out lads
we said it at the same time, we're just in different time zones
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What do you make of this, user?
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Well first, the dinosaurs roamed the earth. But then they all died, and they became oil. Then the arabs came and they bought mercedes benz's
look betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again
You ever seen a grown man naked?
A hospital? What is it?
when they inevitably do a remake, this will be done with CGI
The fuck was this guy's problem?
We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, does anyone on board know how to fly a plane?
>What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
>Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
AND LEON IS GETTING LAAARGER
That would actually be counter productive.
I can't wait for all-female Police Squad remake!
>Queef Squad
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Is this one of the funniest jokes in motion picture?
>Surely you can't be serious?
>I am serious, and it's SERGEANT Shirley to you!
>*smug face*
>Only Shatner saves it.
that he does
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>that star trek prop rehash
Man, this was the best thing Shatner did.
What if this had happened today?
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
It was made or written by jews, right? Jews have a long history of mocking themselves, no one would care.
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How did i fuck that up
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OY VEY
I dont get this joke
Couldnt stand this character tbqh, he was the only unfunny bit to me.
Really?
oh boy, the nostalgia feels. gonna have a hell of a week when this fella dies :(
he must be 90 now dammit
I speak jive
Shiiiiit
>Subtitle: Golly!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop doing amphetemines
>gag movie
>it's actually extremely funny
>genre devolved into complete dogshit
What did Airplane do right?
This is the best scene in the film:
timing
Thinking man's humor:
Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.
North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
You sure know your boxing.
All I know is never bet on the white guy.
you have a drinking problem
oh my sides
Yes.
Pls explain
only time I ever cried in my life,not related or anything but I really think he made the world a better place.
I wanted to see more of that type of spoof/ whatever style you call that movie.
Why don't the jews make funny stuff anymore with visual gags?
Sex Frank?
Wrongfully accused is underrated kino
>Why don't the jews make funny stuff anymore with visual gags?
postmodernism happened in hollywood, genuine humor does not feel right anymore, anything that's not a satire or ironic jab at something else just feels tryhard
i dont get it.
exp;lain it for the dum dum man
he was also cool in Forbidden Planet desu
He gets offered a cigarette, but he interprets it as if he was being asked if it was a cigarette, so he replies "yes, i know" as in "yes I know it's a cigarette".
Well written suspense story under all of the zaniness.
If that was the case, surely they'd make it more obvious?
She plans on being a single mother.
Half the Airplane jokes are hidden.
That's why the film holds up so well. I've watched it 4 times and I know there are still about 30 gags I haven't realized yet
Leslie is long dead, memester.
enrico pallazzo
Hey! It's enrico pallazzo!!
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Shirley cames laters captain leslie
Looks like the cows have come home to roost
Huh? Why not? I mean, Family Guy torches trannies all the time. I know it's a tv show but still
rekt
childish