How the fuck this franchise always get far worse at each new movie?

How the fuck this franchise always get far worse at each new movie?
>1 - good
>2 - mediocre
>3 - bad
>4 - terrible
>5 - shitshow

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I really don't get this, it had a ship to ship battle in the middle of a whirlpool

I’m a huge fan of the original trilogy. The new one is definitely a step up from On Stranger Tides but you can tell that Johnny Depp was going through a major rough patch at the time.

Because of everything aside from Singapore, the Pirate Council and the final fight.

This, plus based Davy Jones and Barbossa before he became a faggot

let me fix that
>1 - AMAZING
>2 - Pretty Good
>3 - Pretty Good
>4 - What? This is not a Pirates of the Caribbean movie! Where's Will and Elizabeth?
>5 - Not bad, but not good either, could be WAY better 4/10... At least the people from the first trilogy show up right?

The whole section with Davey Jones’ locker was pure kino.

This.

1>3>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4

1 - Jack Sparrow: Goofy but genius pirate
2 - Jack Sparrow: A dumb but smart pirate
3 - Jack Sparrow: A dumb but smart pirate
4 - Jack Sparrow: An idiot pirate
5 - Jack Sparrow: Straight up meme character

Don't kid yourself, Jack has been a meme since the 2nd movie.

He lost all drive and motivation after killing Barbossa and all he has done since then is trying to avoid getting himself killed by the villains that hate him.

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I like the first 3 movies as a trilogy.
Then again, it's been years since i watched them, so maybe it's time to go back and ruin it for myself.

>2
>mediocre

the water wheel fight alone makes that movie amazing

>1 - mediocre
>2 - good
>3 - bad
>4 - terrible
>5 - shitshow
ftfy

The mermaid scene is pure kino, that doesn't mean that 4 is good

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why do you consider the mermaid scene kino

yeah but they also spend a loooong time building up to it with two massive fleets of ships that did nothing

>YAGSPAROO

Only entered the thread to see this.

What the fuck was his problem? Was he pissed at Jack because he fucked his wife in the previous movie?

I love (hate) how the movies got more blue/green/grey as they went on. What fucking pathetic hackery.

Also who is yagg sparrel anyway?

He trapped him in that cove. Never understood what Jack's compass had to do with it.

1. ok I guess
2. didn't see (or did I?)
3. didn't see
4. didn't see
5. didn't see

Isn't this franchise aimed at 13 year old girls?

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BASED yagposter

I actually think it's more like this:
>1 - good
>2 - better
>3 - great
>4 - not so good
>5 - whatever, it's the 5th in the series

I'm probably the only person alive that likes 4.
5 was absolute dogshit though.

The first film was a very good self contained story and should have been left as is.

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Every fucking thread.

Because they ruined the series with 3 and don't know how to fix it.

More like:
>1 - Amazing, pioneer of pirate kino
>2 - Bad, lost charm of the first one
>3 - Kino once again, but too abstract for pleb audiences
>4 - Now entering shameless cash grab territory, jack has now utterly jumped the shark
>5 - Terrible cash grab, no need to exist

YACKSPARLOWL