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why is she so perfect /got/?

Azor Jonerys

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Azor Petyr

She got coke bloat and looks more like a tranny most of the time now. Sad.

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where's the "aggghhh..." mate?

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

What would a trilogy about exploring Essos be about and going to places like the Fourteen Fortresses?

And thoughts on predictions for Tyrion's arc in Winds? I think he's going to calm at least one of the dragons somehow, prove he's one of the three heads and rule the city while everyone waits for Daenerys to return, his last couple chapters will be sending Dany to Westeros to meet Aegon who he will personally vouch for and act as mediator between the two Targs.

>“Certainly,” he lied. “I am yours, sister.” For as long as I need to be. “So, now that we are of one purpose, we ought have no more secrets between us. You say Joffrey had Lord Eddard killed, Varys dismissed Ser Barristan, and Littlefinger gifted us with Lord Slynt. Who murdered Jon Arryn? “
>Cersei yanked her hand back. “How should I know?”
>“The grieving widow in the Eyrie seems to think it was me. Where did she come by that notion, I wonder?”
>“I’m sure I don’t know. That fool Eddard Stark accused me of the same thing. He hinted that Lord Arryn suspected or... well, believed.”
>“That you were fucking our sweet Jaime?”
>She slapped him.
>“Did you think I was as blind as Father?” Tyrion rubbed his cheek. “Who you lie with is no matter to me... although it doesn’t seem quite just that you should open your legs for one brother and not the other.”
>She slapped him.
>“Be gentle, Cersei, I’m only jesting with you. If truth be told, I’d sooner have a nice whore. I never understood what Jaime saw in you, apart from his own reflection.”
>She slapped him.

Eyrie looks so fucking comfy. Sweetautist has a great life as long as he's got a titty to suck on.

*was*

So long as he gets to meet Jaime again I'll be happy.

Why is he so perfect /got/?

even pic related understood that, in his own words,
>The slut thinks she can flash her tits and make us give her whatever she wants.

I doubt spin-offs of any sort would focus on the really obscure bits of the world. They'd just expand on the Free Cities and Valyria and shit.

Who /Jonerys/ here?

reporting in

>tfw he'll never team up with the spice trader dude and btfo her flabby self-righteous ass into oblivion
Feels bad

how does that relate to jonerys though?

Has anyone escaped prison/slavery more then Tryrion? Also, is the midget girl still with them when they escape the Yunkai slavery?

I know that feel

i know, D&D completely got it wrong

And Harrenhall...

What's shaggydog doing there?Almost as good as Stannis-Renly banter

RHLLOR HUNGERS

Did they use a condom?

>she shows interest in him
>like the worst negotiator that ever was that Jon is, he gives up his whole kingdom

>"I wish you good fortune in the wars to come"
Jon said it to Dany in S7 as well. Why do the writers keep using this same line over and over again?

Based doubt poster with the digits

>tfw only men who didn't fall in love on first sight with Caloriesee met horrible deaths

No he came on her back

What happened to Illyrio?

Also Mance raider to Jon/Stannis
prolly also someone else in another occasion said that as well
Maybe it's GURM that likes it

No, because he fell for the "I can't get pregnant" meme

>mfw Jonerys posters always get all the digits

All that extra trouble just to make the moon door a hole in the ground
... why?

Penny is still with him but I think she's going to die and it'll give Tyrion some philosophical time to lament about shit. He seems like he's pretty suicidal but I wouldn't be surprised if he was just going to use Daenerys and Aegon for his own uses and make all of Westeros despise them while he pulls shit behind the curtains.

Theon would be my second bet with Davos possibly in third place, he was a smuggler and shit after all.

nahh mate, she declares herself for him first, and only then does he "bend the knee"
Dany yielded first

Additionally, she starts taking interest in him much earlier in the season, and at some point she even says that she has grown used to him, but jon, being the autist that he is, just sort of handwaves it and goes: "whatever"

I've seen phoneposting bericfags repeatedly get better digits than that.

but how does she conceive from that?

He speaks true

Berricfags are great though, wish there were more of them around

jon didn't
what's your point?

Nothing will ever beat that Stannis get though

Dragon magic

elaborate

I didn't see that one, do you have screencap?

emilia a cute

emilia a meme

>Tyrion seated himself beside Shae. He understood what was happening here. Varys was delivering a message. When he said, I was taken by a sudden urge to meet your young lady, what he meant was, You tried to hide her, but I knew where she was, and who she was, and here I am. He wondered who had betrayed him. The innkeeper, that boy in the stable, a guard on the gate... or one of his own?
>“I always like to return to the city through the Gate of the Gods,” Varys told Shae as he filled the wine cups. “The carvings on the gatehouse are exquisite, they make me weep each time I see them. The eyes... so expressive, don’t you think? They almost seem to follow you as you ride beneath the portcullis.”
>“I never noticed, m’lord,” Shae replied. “I’ll look again on the morrow, if it please you.”
>Don’t bother, sweetling, Tyrion thought. He cares not a whit about carvings. The eyes he boasts of are his own. What he means is that he was watching, that he knew we were here the moment we passed through the gates.
>“Do be careful, child,” Varys urged. “King’s Landing is not wholly safe these days. I know these streets well, and yet I almost feared to come today, alone and unarmed as I was. Lawless men are everywhere in this dark time, oh, yes. Men with cold steel and colder hearts.” Where I can come alone and unarmed, others can come with swords in their fists, he was saying.
>Shae only laughed. “If they try and bother me, they’ll be one ear short when Chella runs them off.”
>Varys hooted as if that was the funniest thing he had ever heard, but there was no laughter in his eyes when he turned them on Tyrion. “Your young lady has an amiable way to her. I should take very good care of her if I were you.”
>“I intend to. Any man who tries to harm her- well, I’m too small to be a Black Ear, and I make no claims to courage.” See? I speak the same tongue you do, eunuch. Hurt her, and I’ll have your head.

Thanks for the explanation GRRM.

>dragons have no gender
>therefore to mate they probably do like slugs and rolla ll over each other
>Valyrians linked their blood with dragons through magic to control them (see babes born with scales etc)
>as a result it is sufficient to spread semen over any part of a female Valyrian's body

I'm phoneposting atm so no. But here it is
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And he's alive, so what's your point
The same way Cersei did despite her prophecy

>The same way Cersei did despite her prophecy
But she'll miscarriage, therefore remaining with only three dead children.

you said that everyone who did not fall in love with her on first sight died a horrible death.
are you implying that jon will die a horrible death?

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>are you implying that jon will die a horrible death?
I personally think that Jon has got the most plot armor remaining because he already died once

>dragons have no gender
what? source?

Also, on a serious note, surely jon went all natural on her

aaaggghhh...

>only men who didn't fall in love on first sight with Caloriesee met horrible deaths
therefore that would be false?

because jon didn't fall in love with her on first sight
and he won't die a horrible death?

>and he won't die a horrible death
lol

She still had one kid with Robert in the show, it just died very early
Fuck, I'm sick and drinking so my thinking is even slower, you're right
Nah I think he may outlive her

hey, just paraphrasing the other user's statement

Thanks user, that's a ridiculous get

Ned Stark and Stannis both lost their heads... Can we expect the same thing to happen to Dany too? I hope so

Jon is, however, the first person she has ever truly been in love with.
Too bad she'll die in childbirth.

>She still had one kid with Robert in the show, it just died very early
That was probably just a lie she made-up to Cat to appear like a better person after nearly killing Bran.

They should have put Daenerys in a traditional Quartheen dress on the show.

she already has lost her head though

for jon

But she was in love with Karl

user, /ourqueen/ is under siege from covert jonsafag, bobbyfags & other rudeposters

Quick, we need 5 (you)s to protect her smile

>the first person she has ever truly been in love with
Did you even watch season 1 you faggot?
>inb4 muh Stockholm syndrome

Reminder Three heads of the dragon are women who die in childbirth and will be: Cersei, Daenerys and no clue about the last one. Any guesses?

No, Daenerys went in raw

not really. most people would agree that that was a textbook case of stockholm syndrome, where the hostage develops feelings for their captors.

Jonsafag hasn't existed for like a year now what are you on about

see

nice digits user

>the first person she has ever truly been in love with
>ever truly been in love with
>truly in love
>truly
you're not even trying, are you?

So? It was true love. She even thinks fondly about the taste of his cum. WAAH I WAS RAPED is dumb dabid oc

I thought so too but she acknowleges it talking with Robert
youtube.com/watch?v=O8ES_ElI6Wg
at 2:00

How come Joffrey was a fucked up sociopath, but Tommen was the sweetest and purest guy in all the Westeros? It's not like they were risen by different people.

Salsa? She could be pregnant by Ramsey. Who even knows with this timeline.

>i invoke sumai
What did Daxos mean by this?

*blocks your plot*

Incest

>sweetest and purest guy
>implying he wasn't a level 99 autismo

They pretty much were, at least in the books. Cersei put all of her energy and love in Joff. Myrcella and Tommen were raised by an army of servants and septas.

Targ genetics, Joffrey was more like Aerys while Tommen is more like Rhaegar.

AZOR AHAIBROWS

SAVE THE REBELLION

SAVE THE DREAM

so is jonerys happening in the books anons?

>being this gay
/lgbt/ is that way faggot

>100% Lannister genes
>Targ genetics

Why didn't the director tell her to tone this shit down? It's not even cute, it looks retarded

The state of sandrafags eveyone

let's make this simple:

show:
books:
cheers

>Tommen is more like Rhaegar
Tommen wasn't that autistic, and Rheagar wasn't that nice. Tommen was pretty much Aenys, complete with being bullied by the Faith.
He subscribes to Tywin got cuck'd by Aerys theory.

Definitely, and it will be so much better in the books and way more developed

Get ready for Jon's pink mast user