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What the fuck happened?

Are we EVER going to get Ellen kino?

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The fucking thumbnail makes it look like she has massive cleavage going on but she doesn't at all, FUCK this thread and FUCK this movie

>your waifu's career is dead

Oh boy coming out sure did wonders for her career

I just back from going to see it while knowing almost nothing about it AMA

Does Ellen show any body hair? Arms, pussy, pits, legs, nips, anything?

Can't say I noticed any, she does appear in her bra a few times but it's more of a sports bra type thing than something alluring. She's surprisingly fairly muscular if you're into that.

i hope a cheap remake of one of joel schumacher's lesser films won't suck

>Are we EVER going to get Ellen kino?
What do you call Inception, pleb?

was it good enough?
was this oscar bait?

Fuck no it's crap. Plot is braindead retarded and there's really not a single element that rises above "okay".

I forgot she was in that. That's all that needs to be said about her character.

Female Doctor LGBTQ lead

Why wasn't this shilled to death?

what was the plot?

>cute actresses
>0%
jealous roasties

proves that homophobia has a stranglehold on not only our society but enlightened liberal hollywood as well

>this thread is closed

Ellen Page ropes in some other students into helping her have a near death experience while in an MRI, they go through it one by one until all have done it except one guy that's like "That's fucking stupid but I'll stick around to help resuscitate you I guess".
As they do it one by one they get really smart for the first day after, then they start having hallucinations about people they've hurt in the past (Page got her sister killed in a car crash, a rich kid made a waitress he impregnated get an abortion but then skipped out on her the day he was supposed to meet her at the clinic, a chick killed a patient by accident and then covered it up and the last one leaked a classmate's nudes in high school because she was jealous the other girl had a higher GPA).
Page gets shoved off a building by what seems to be the ghost of her sister, the rich kid and the girl who leaked nudes fuck, the guy who wants no part of it and the girl who killed a patient fuck, the rich kid gets stabbed in the hand by a hallucination of the waitress he impregnated, rich kid and nude leaker decide to try apologizing to the people they hurt, patient killer stops her own heart again to try to apologize to the patient during a second near death experience and then realizes the secret was she just needed to forgive HERSELF, movie end.

The original was kino, though.

You could say the ratings are flatlining

A shitty movie

Whats next for her career?

Ellen has gaycation on Viceland and is doing humanitarian work. The only reason she still does movies is for the paycheck. That being said

>Joel Schumacher

There's your answer. He's terrible. Even St. Elmo's Fire only has a mediocre rating on most critic sites.

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It kills me that the trailer for this uses Beware as it's music.

that sounds fucking stupid.

Not even a 'twist'

YOU CAN'T SHOCK ASYSTOLE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ACT

Funny story, I legit didn't even realize it was supposed to be a horror movie until shortly before Ellen Page got shoved off a fire escape by a 12 year old, I thought it was just a really terrible speculative fiction type deal because in the first 30+ minutes there isn't the slightest indication that anything scary is supposed to be happening.

Were the visuals and good? Was it just jumpscares?

The near death experiences was the closest it got to anything good I guess, nothing else worth noting. There were jump scares but I was surprised to see them very deliberately pass on some chances to use them, like there's a bit where the rich kid hears a baby crying and when he finishes investigating and finds nothing it sits on a shot where you can just see his face and some empty space behind his shoulder and without any musical cues or the character even realizing the waitress shows up behind him for a second before he turns around again. I'm a pretty big pansy when it comes to horror and I actually laughed a little at Ellen Page's death and only jumped once (can't even remember what it was though), other than that the attempts at horror were really unremarkable.

Balme her agent or lack thereof
Anyone who read the script and thought "This story where people got superpowers from being legally dead but then get haunted by ghosts would be great" deserved to fail

The trailers are the same way, it looks like bad sci-fi then the last 20 seconds are a horror movie montage. Even the trailer can't sell the tone of it

>not "Super"

Being gay didn't kill her, the fact that she could play exactly one role did.

She works as the snarky girl next door, and that's it.

What about Hard Candy?

She was pretty snarky in that.

That's probably why I took so long to figure it out, the only thing I'd seen of it before I walked in was a few seconds of trailers.

probably back to canadian tv?

Here I was hoping for some Final Destination Kino. Theirs always next time.

No but her co-star did at the premiere of the movie

>flick has Ellen Page and Nina Dobrev in it
>it fails

What the fuck. Life is unfair.

She made it her entire personality and started dressing really unattractively. Also she was mainly being cast in kid/young girl roles and aging put an end to that.

Correlation=/=causation. Kristen Stewart is doing fine.

Race mixing was a mistake, still, post more.

With her big negress co-star

Nigga thats not Ellen

She still doesn't have massive cleavage.

He did The Lost Boys

Eat a dick.

The addition of "Limitless" type powers was an odd one. The original movie was just about trying to have out-of-body experiences and prove the existence of life after death.

The hairstyle fools you into believing she's acting differently.

Wait, so Ellen Page is the leader but Nina Dobrev gets the big plot with the second near-death experience?

Did Kiefer Sutherland even show up like they said he would?

>hollywood discriminating for being a gay

noway she can really believe this.

>"Let's remake a shitty movie that bombed!"
>Movie bombs again
WOOOW

I'd say it splits the focus fairly evenly really, the bit where Nina stops her heart again takes shockingly little time considering it's the climax. Keifer shows up in 3 brief scenes as the group's teacher, the closest he comes to interacting with the plot is he asks them if they know what happened when Ellen dies but that's also his last scene in the movie so nothing comes of it.

So no references to him having gone through the same shit as them in the original Flatliners, I assume.

Rewatch Lost Boys. The early kid scenes are kinda funny but the rest of the movie is a bunch of fashion vamping and butter chests.

Bad movie. 5/10

>Nina Dobrev

Has she ever been in anything good?

I never saw so I can't be sure, I guess if you knew he went through the same thing you might say that's why he asked the group if they knew anything since as far as he knew she just committed suicide.

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KEK

You shut your whore mouth. That movie is a national treasure.
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>flatliners
more like FlatChesters
AM I RIGHT/tv/ ?

hi sean
how's the movie coming along?

Ellen's face is creepy as fuck in that pic.

The trailer fucking sucking didn't help. I saw it twice in the theaters and each time it felt too long.

Came here to post this

There's little evidence even for adrenaline

This premise is stupid

BLACKED

I thought it was funny that they got it right that a defib stops the heart but then they keep using it to restart hearts as well anyway.

You could say it flat lined.

There's no billy Mahoney. There's no deal

The Final Girls is parodykino.

think again!

>that cringey attempt she made at confronting Ted Cruz at a barbeque

This can't be real

Even if it's true, what does it matter? She's rich. So what if she'll never act in anything big again. Who gives a fuck when you're rich?

S-shut up!
Theres dozens of people wordwide waiting for a kino remake of Flatliners!
I heard 5 of them live in China!

>Budget $26 million[2]
Box office $61.3 million[2]
???

There is no way the original cost 26million in 1990 bucks. The new one only cost 19M 27 years later.

Saudis just got a discount

Is this the end for Ellen Page?

people are fuck tired of remakes

>movie is called flatliners
>is dead on arrival
pottery

>It currently shattering records
>people are tired of remakes

Flatliners is a great flick. No way they could do it better. Of all the 90's horror Sony owns, I don't know why they chose that one to redo.

Other than incompetence, of course.

I guess you could say the reviews for this movie...
flatlined

i thought this was a reboot sequel, isn't Kiefer in this?

Was the original any good? Interesting concept but Joel Shumacher is a retard.

He is for 3 scenes that make up like 3 minutes of screentime combined.

When I was younger I remember liking this movie, now that I am older that scene is really bad. I especially love how they just jewed the fuck out of the main villain in one of the dumbest ways Ive ever seen.

She used to be so cute, such a shame, but I agree now she dresses awfully.

I think it's more that almost nobody has ever heard of Flatliners, and all the promotional material for this remake looked god awful

does he play his original character?

I guess you could say that this film... FLATLINED.

We already had Ellen kino.

It is called Super.

>Kiefer Sutherland as Dr. Barry Wolfson / Nelson Wright[7]
I guess so? There was literally zero indication in his brief scenes that he was anything but an ordinary doctor.