SCP

>year 2017
>STILL not even one half-baked okay adaptation of this

I'm super furious
Everything is either shit or boring or completely misses the point
Imagine the fucking possibilities
Millions of interesting concepts and storylines are already invented for you
Just add agent characters and name them
It doesn't even need very high budget

I think Torchwood was the closest to that vibe just because it actually did urban legends and had memorable experts
But everything else is extremely boring

SCP ADAPTATION WHEN?

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Half the SCPs are just 'generic household object but when you use it/get near it you get headaches then [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]'

>i have never read an SCP article in my life and i browse /x/ on friday nights alone

First of all, no
It's third part at best
Realistically even less

Second, so what? The rest is really creative.

This is pretty good lad m.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_sR51KBi8

Maybe it just works better in this format. You dont often just slap characters a name and call it a story.

The whole concept of SCP only appeals to shut-ins with too much imagination and no friends. Pass.

Fanfics about O5-s and agents and their lifes are becoming more and more popular in SCP community.

I used to like SCP. I remember it started with that videogame with the noclipping monster.

Too bad it's underage Reddit bait these days.

No it fucking didn't you goddamn idiot
It started on /x/ you fucking newfaggot

we're getting a containment breach short film

watch cabin in the woods

no u

Just as an experiment, I hit the 'random SCP' button 5 times and got these

>scp-2382
A box but when you open it you get taken to some room filled with art (????) then you go blind or something

>scp-3072
A ticker tape machine that prints random messages

>scp-1879
Spooky door to door salesman

>scp-208
An egyptian guy with healing powers

>scp-2462
A plant that multiplies itself

Wow this is some amazing stuff, I can really see the SCPCU coming together nicely

Yeah but just because something has popularity doesnt mean its good. Twilight has a fanfic thats now a multimillion dollar industry unto itself with Beyonce putting songs on the soundtrack. This in no way makes Twilight or its related properties good tho.

Wow so what you were you trying to say once again

I was saying that most of them are random objects that have supernatural effects but I guess I was proven wrong. They're actually more boring than that

You can use them together
They can go out of control
You can build your narrative on 'active' objects or incidents and use these objects as a side-thing which adds up
USE YOur brain

Hes probably trying to say that 90% of everything is shit, SCP isn't any exception, but because most people have only read the 10% that isn't shit, they think the other 90% must also be brilliant

they already made lost room though.

The good SCP's are REALLY good.
The bad ones are plain shit.

The one with the cave leading into a parallel world where everything has died is top tier.

rec scp kino

That's what I'm talking about

093 boyz REPRESENT.

moar pls

It used to be good, but then it got taken over by tumblr, rebbit and deviantart users inserting their OC donutsteels

What was that one where they went up an elevator to a parallel world with a giant crucifix on the horizon or something?

The vending machine one is pretty cool

One of the best SCP authors who did that one article about the VHS tape on the alternate univese NBA game got banned just because he complained that SCP was becoming a tumblr hugbox
Fuck them

>Twilight has a fanfic thats now a multimillion dollar industry unto itself with Beyonce putting songs on the soundtrack.
Wait, what?

Would it be able to use the SCP name, or would it have to be called something else? I know it's sooort of open source collaboration, but it's probably owned n copyrighted by one guy, yeah?

The one with the red disc that transports you to that world where a theocratic society lost to big shambling horrors and it's all abandoned and bombed out now was some fantastic writing
That kind of atmosphere would work great for one of Neil Blomfkamp's small production company to do a thirty minute short about

Fifty shades of gray is unironically originally a twilight fanfic
No memes, that's the honest truth

50 Shades of Grey started as a Twilight fanfic, just with altered names and I -think- without actually having vampires and werewolves

>and no friends.
how can you stand to be friends with people in this day and age
ever since current year, people have been overwhelmingly shit

which one?

>scp 108
A black woman with a Nazi bunker inside her nose lmao

>scp 098
Literally just a slightly more dangerous crab

>scp 1390
This one started interesting, instead of an object it's a form of language with supernatural properties. But then all it does is make you go crazy when you start learning it

>scp 620
A clock that makes you percieve the passage of time differently, I quite like this one, but then at the end it turns back into 'everyone around it goes CRAZY'

>scp 2740
Something spooky in the attic, it's so spooky that everyone is too spooked to go in there and find out what it is

They really just get worse and worse. Where do you guys find the good ones?

I like reading them because I have way too much time on my hands and i'm into spooky stuff but honestly 3/4 of them are shit and so many of the concepts have already been done elsewhere.

That being said the ones that are cool are really cool. I'd love seeing an episode based on that 1800's robot that looks and acts like a human and is made entirely of gears. Or that big underwater monster that destroys a bunch of submarines

>1800's robot that looks and acts like a human and is made entirely of gears.
That could be made into a really dramatic story of a man living through centuries and trying to understand himself.

>Or that big underwater monster that destroys a bunch of submarines
Could be cool action episode with blurry monster which always escapes.

Are y'all talking about the same one? Do you have the numbers? Id like to read them

aside from the other good ones already mentioned
scp-wiki.net/scp-3008
could work as a surreal survival-horror miniseries

>then [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]'
lol you don't have clearance?

this site is dumb. scp is dumb. and it also wouldn't work as a movie, because every SCP article is specifically mentioned to be independent of every other article.

it's basically impossible to read just the good ones, as originally there were a lot of huge gaps between the numbers that only got filled in as time went on. Filled in with shit.

All the good ones are literally buried under a mountain of shit.

99% of SCP's are shit

Even notable ones like 682 are just a way for retarded faggots to try and 1 up each other with how powerful and mysterious their SCP is.

Seriously, read some of it and how dumb it is.

ever heard of antology series?
ever heard of SCP stories (fanfics) which use different object and actually tell a great and compelling story?

there's a few series of relating objects and stories that are pretty good

check out the anti-memetics, that's some high quality mindfuck

somebody made a game for this called containment breach; that's about the only scenario I could think of that would make a decent movie.

Also, the cabin in the woods is kinda this

cabin in the woods is basically the foundation, if it was run by idiots
which is one of the problems with adapting it, all the personnel are supposed to already be the top of their profession before they even get an invitation, it's hard to consistently write a cast like that

I don't care for the scary ones but I actually really like the "cute" ones.

SCP-093, the best one there is.

Somebody needs to make anew adaptation of CASE: COLORLESS GREEN. There is such potential in that series.

What is the deal with this one?

Everything about it can only be expressed in pictograms

Thanks

it isn't as good without the added story of that researcher though

Silly project.
SCP is already a great experience on itself well, the best parts of it are to be accurate. With some rare, anecdotal exceptions, nothing could translate the general atmosphere of paranoia as well as the wiki and its content - mostly because a huge chunk of the content was made with the wiki in mind.
Nobody would successfully translate Beethoven's 5th symphony or whatever music/album you consider a master piece, shit, I don't browse Sup Forums into a movie

it's a bit like the candlejack me

>it's basically impossible to read just the good ones

Just look up the highest rated articles.

>I'd love seeing an episode based on that 1800's robot that looks and acts like a human and is made entirely of gears
dr who did this
>Or that big underwater monster that destroys a bunch of submarines
very lovecraftian

>dr who did this
no he didnt

05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-1348025
Damn you weren't kidding

>Go upvote some more faggy reddit shit you queers
Was he /ourguy/?

There's way too many authors for that to work

All these silly little ones seem like good background/flavor. The movies would focus on agents investigating maybe one or two of the more interesting and scary ones. It's not like they have to do every one in order or something.

I was talking about this one, not the mirror thing.
scp-wiki.net/scp-2935

Why are depressing SCP's the best?
scp-wiki.net/scp-2295

ffs this shit writes itself
>Frank works at SCP facility
>movie starts with him voiceover narrating the procedure of cleaning out the container of SCP-173
>Frank has trouble at home because his wife is unsatisfied and he can't talk much about work
>new president is voted
>he's known to not be a friend of the SCP project
>wants to make it public
>also starts cutting costs
>eventually some dangerous SCP is let loose
>starts wreaking havoc
>Frank has to learn to think further than just standard operating procedure
>has to save his wife who learns to appreciate him
>president understands how important it is to keep SCP funded and hidden
>life goes on
>ends with Frank voiceover narrating procedure again

And that I just pulled out my ass right now in 2 minutes. Give me a week and I'll flesh it out as a full synopsis. How can anyone say this wouldn't be a decent movie?

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>>Frank has trouble at home because his wife is unsatisfied and he can't talk much about work
Class-D's clean its chambers and they are death row inmates

and clones

You can't. All it has is highest rated new (all are shit) and lowest rated.

just watch Fringe

A movie about the pipes building directed like 127 Hours with James Franco, focusing on the journey of the man that falls in one of the pipes and continues falling for several days before his skin starts tearing off from the friction.

>read a few of the first ones of these a while back
>get spooked
>start reading some of the newer ones
>a literal meme face is one of the SCPs
what the fuck happened to quality control

hugbox

>literal meme face
lmao which one is that

Post your favorite SCP. I want to read the good ones but no way am I looking through thousands of shitty ones

This.

They were genuinely interesting and creative back when it was first starting. Now it's on the same level as Slender Man.

link to meme face SCP? I just saw an SCP that was the "we are number one" meme in the 3000's

they aren't dated, the numbers aren't sequential, and you can't just search for the highest rated ones.

So its just about impossible find decent ones.

desu slender man was scary, especially during Marble Hornets and the early days of EverymanHYBRID (before it went retarded)

I miss ARG's

's robot that looks and acts like a human and is made entirely of gears.
>That could be made into a really dramatic story of a man living through centuries and trying to understand himself.
>that SCP that infects you with a clockwork disease that replaces you from the inside out with clockwork machinery
There are some neat ones. I'm pretty sure you can filter the list by most commented, highest rated, most viewed, and featured articles as just reading through them in order is a terrible idea.

>all the personnel are supposed to already be the top of their profession before they even get an invitation, it's hard to consistently write a cast like that
The problem is that even these experts are hilariously out of their depth and file most of it under "fucked if I know."
And for all the experts there are still plenty of asshole middlemen, security forces, administration, and d-class persons to have enough relatable "every man" type characters.

is there any good ones?

i only vaguely recall that one about the........

Explain this one to me RIGHT NOW
>scp-wiki.net/scp-1562

>they are death row inmates
Sometimes. If you add up all the d class personnel across even the main articles that exist in the same universe they need more than we have death row inmates in the world.
LIke said clones.
It's also stated that the criteria for d-classification is pretty fluid, foundation staff who fuck up can get demoted to d-class.

hmmmm, maybe they get stuck in a time loop?

scp-wiki.net/scp-2721

Class D personnel are expendable personnel used to handle extremely hazardous anomalies and are not allowed to come into contact with Class A or Class B personnel. Class D personnel are typically drawn worldwide from the ranks of prison inmates convicted of violent crimes, especially those on death row. In times of duress, Protocol 12 may be enacted, which allows recruitment from other sources — such as political prisoners, refugee populations, and other civilian sources — that can be transferred into Foundation custody under plausibly deniable circumstances. Class D personnel are to be given regular mandatory psychiatric evaluations and are to be administered an amnestic of at least Class B strength or terminated at the end of the month at the discretion of on-site security or medical staff. In the event of a catastrophic site event, Class D personnel are to be terminated immediately except as deemed necessary by on-site security personnel.

yeah, I'm pissed too. why hasn't hollywood adapted a wiki of stories published under a license stating you can't use the works for profit?

>implying if I wasn't one of the contributors to the site i wouldn't sell my idea for mon mons

What the fuck. How is this not a SCP-J?

For extra fun check out the discussion page for it.

Jesus fucking Christ this thread.

First of all, OP is a thumb sucking retard. "Not even one adaptation." What the fuck is Cabin in the Woods then? Crawl back into your basement.

And then you have this host of neckbeards who think SCP is shit altogether because they're hitting the "random article" button a couple times. Do you fucking walk into a library, pick up a book at random, then give up on reading when your random book is mediocre? If you're going to be a quality bitch then stick to the Top Rated pages.

Item #: SCP-2521

>Laconic Containment Procedures: Do not write or speak about SCP-2521. Communicate about SCP-2521 via pictograms. Only Level 4 and above personnel may know about SCP-2521.

>Laconic Description: A humanoid being that can pass through walls and cannot understand picture-based information. Word-based communication about the entity catches its attention, and drives it to appear and take the source of the communication away. Notably, it is depicted as affectionate rather than hostile, hinting that it might be "collecting" said people and things out of appreciation.

LOL it was written by a couple of trannys and everyone is virtue signalling over it rather than actually critiquing it for being shit. Fucking liberals.

Jesus Christ. Apparently it's even too much to ask to have a niche site for creepy horror stories without these freaks infecting it with their bullshit.