Main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>has kissed a girl before

Just hire a hooker, user.

>main character is supposed to be easy to relate to
>doesn't cry constantly

>kissing a hooker
That's pretty lovecraftian.

DEATH TO ROASTIES

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>he showers daily

More Kafkaesque..?

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>he still has all of his limbs

maybe if you were actually an interesting person and not a self-pitying fag that wouldn't be a problem for you

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>he doesnt cry and hit himself after fapping

>main character is supposed to be the underdog
>is extremely fit and on the football team...but is “”””unhappy””””

>hmm a thread about a shitty meme where people fetishize their loneliness
>I know! I'll try to act like a level headed normal person confronting their actions to feel better about myself!

>kissing hookers

Well thats absurd 90% of all people are completely uninteresting and the remaining half are only tragically/strangely interesting

>character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>doesn't spend all day on Sup Forums making passive aggressive comments

>character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>doesn't hesitate and think about how he hasn't washed his hands after masturbating, but still shakes hand anyways
>and person whom he is shaking hands with picks up on the change in user's eyes, and is also now aware that user has recently masturbated and hasn't washed his hands

>90%
>remaining half

You literally just described a scene with this character.

>women like interesting opinions and thoughts
i have to say, i have never seen "money and dick" spelled like that

>main character is supposed to be easy to relate to
>isn't completely physically unattractive

...

Thanks for making clear to everyone that you've never talked to a woman before.

Daww is the roastie getting toastie?

sauce?

I can smell the virgin directly through my computer screen, disgusting.

I am one of the biggest losers here and even I've kissed and had sex with with a gf in high school man. I'm really sorry user.

toastie
roastie
2 by 4
can't fit through the kitchen door

I have to remember that.

I literally never seen a movie or tv show where characters consistently shower

inbetweeners lad

savage

>kissing a hooker
Kissing a hooker will give you Herpes.
& remember to use condom when you fuck them
for obvious reasons (DSTs)

>kissing a hooker
Kissing a hooker will give you Herpes.
& remember to use condom when you fuck them
for obvious reasons (STDs)

I'm glad we all agree on that, user.

check out Showerlads on TBS

it's 2017

who doesn't have herpes these days

holy fuck kek

THOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH