Main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>has kissed a girl before

Just hire a hooker, user.

>main character is supposed to be easy to relate to
>doesn't cry constantly

>kissing a hooker
That's pretty lovecraftian.

DEATH TO ROASTIES

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>he showers daily

More Kafkaesque..?

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>he still has all of his limbs

maybe if you were actually an interesting person and not a self-pitying fag that wouldn't be a problem for you

>main character is supposed to be "easy to relate to"
>he doesnt cry and hit himself after fapping