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Btw it's STD Not DSC, you goofs

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Disco > DSC > STD > DIS

IT'S OVER SISKO, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

It's DIS or STD. DSC isn't even an option.

>m-muh conventions

Reminder to play the best thing that ever came out of Voyager.

>ah good evening constable, how can I help you?
>bashir I need to...
>need to what odo?
>I need to look at your medical database
>a bit odd, I'll need to know what you're looking for
>*odo mumbles*
>sorry I didnt quite catch that
>I need to look at alien anatomies
>ah, for a case then I take it
>something like that
>any way I can narrow it down for you?
>I need to look at penises
>penises? but, I mean, whatever for?
>*grumbles* major kira
>ooooh

who watches the watchers is my favorite THNXTGNRTN episode

First for Julian is a power bottom.

>ywn a qt vulcan trap

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Saying DSC isn't an option - the only reason to say it isn't is to argue on how previous shows have been named.

STD's opening > Every other Trek opening

Why was STD so bad? Like I am baffled at how bad the characters were, and how mary sue the Exec Offer was.

ENT opening > STD everything

Its been a long road

The defining trait of a Mary Sue is that everyone loves her and everything in the universe bends to her whim. Burnham has neither of these.

Stop using terms you don't understand to try and impress people on 4chins.

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gettin from there to here

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No, she is just extra special for no reason. Oh she was raised by vulcans, oh the captain is extra nice to her.

Do we really have to do this again? There are two definitions of Mary Sue, she fits the other one perfectly.

And I've walked 500 miiiiiles

> There are two definitions of Mary Sue

Whats the other one? "Female character I don't like for Reasons"? Mary Sue refers to an impossibly perfect character, using it as shorthand for characters you don't like is just fucking dumb.

I always interpreted it as a self-insert, unlikable, unrealistic character. Which she fits all 3 perfect.

What do you think Kira's cock of choice was for Odo?
Klingon? Human? Horse? Dolphin? Cardassian (don't tell Dukat!)?

How is STD an option? None of the other shows have "Star Trek" in their abbreviations or acronyms. That's even before you consider STD's other meaning.

>I always interpreted it as a self-insert, unlikable, unrealistic character.

Then you're stupid.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue

Should I open these?

What would you call that then?

TOS
TNG
DS9
VOY
ENT
DIS

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

STD

Sigh. Fine, let me dig through previous /trek/s until I find the old posts by other people. Just don't expect me to defend them, since they aren't actually mine.

Found them.

>>>>>Post #1
>Mary Sue
there are two types
this one
springhole.net/writing/whatisamarysue.htm
which she is
and this which you think he means
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mary-Sue

>>>>>Post #2
Fuck she fits perfectly

>universe bends to her will
"computer let me out of here"
computer: okay

>everyone trusts her
"you should be on the bridge"
-you should be in sickbay

literal next episode will be released from jail for mutiny

>Only rival was captain she betrayed
-captain dead

>no family members - or a few
-only got sarek

>inordinate fascination with mary sue by other characters

-released from jail for mutiny
-everyone is all like, oh wow so special, here join our crew
-sarek is ln love with her for no reason

>no genuine hardship or effects on her
-outpost attacked
-becomes vulcan
-solves all problems
-not really vulcan
-you mutiny, then get released next day
-everyone loves you

>gets everything she needs to survive even if it defies all logic

-is supposed to be raised a vulcan
-shows more emotions than chinese captain
-is braver than cowardly males
-'ethical program'
-survives fight with klingon that shaolin monk captain doesn't
-is constantly proven right at all times

is this the birth of an epic new meme?

No, but man I can imagine how tempting it must be

place your bets on how many seasons STD will last
also who will guest star

Too late. I got Miles, Ten-Forward, and a Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Yore such a fucking slut, I love it

It's an option for the meme value, not for any official reasons. It's still going to be used for years to come.

>also who will guest star
Michael McKean coming in as the obligatory Admiral/Ambassador Dickhead would be cool. I hope they get some good guest characters in it would be pretty nice.

I hope Dukat doesn't see that Blue Eyes.

Correct rankings.

They'll pull the Spock card at some point if they don't dump the series after one season. If they can afford 8 million an episode they can get Zachary Quinto and even cgi him younger if it comes to that.

This is a terrible opening.

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2 tops. And season 2 is only if Netflix is okay with completely financing this trash.

Now I have Riker, Cakehole, and a Blue Eyes but it's in Japanese.

The plot featured in the show.

The Void

>no fat Riker card
dropped

You only get 3 cards per booster?

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It says one of his hobbies is cooking.

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queers

I wouldn't count on it, Mr. Dubs, the acronym STD is just way too catchy.

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Bareil's.

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me on the far, far left

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>gym

What did he mean by this?

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It is now officially DISCKY

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He said Jim, not Gym, he's gonna go fuck Jim T. Kirk

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those eyes on garak what the fuck?

Is everyone in /trek/ literally gay?

i'm a girl ; - )

nah i just dont post when its homo hour
on that note everyone in enterprise is pretty attractive
no homo

I am.

I'm not, but why would I care if someone gayposts, who gives a fuck. Me complaining now would be a hypocrisy when someone else posts yoga pants and I enjoy it now.

I like girls and that's gay ;)

If wanting this makes me gay I don't want to be straight.

What do you think?

I like your drawings

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That's gay, but thanks, I'm happy you do

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

nope, just a rip off of fringe's opening
bad robot unoriginal as fuck

> Not In a Mirror Darkly intro...

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I think it's hilariously ironic that all the fujoshi are in here despite /STD/ having the first canon gay couple.

>dat bulge

Canon gayness can't be as interesting because writers never know how to actually make it interesting.

meant for

>fujoshi
I'm a fudanshi.
Also, who's gay in DIS?

Someone help me try and like, encourage myself to keep watching discovery when it airs. I really fucking hated the premiere.

Don't. Episode 2 is worse.

ENT really did have the best opening

I love all the openings but the one to really show progress "gettin from there to here" was that one

the rest was great music but it was just the ship or station flying in space

I watched episode 2, I mean like keep going. 2 is pretty much part of the premier anyway.

My Trekkie autism is too strong to now watch any official Film or TV show. But at this point, I've sat through three terrible movies and I'm committed to this season of STD. If I don't get some decent Trek soon, I'm giving the franchise up for dead.

*to not watch

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The wormhole aliens and the whole "Dukat as the ultimate evil" shit near the end of DS9 were the lowest point of any Trek.

It would take warp 10 for a DS9 episode to hit that mark.

Is this in Klingon?

Haha, yeah! Forced memes forever!

edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>first fucking spoon head to talk, gets to stay on my runabout.