Trying to watch a movie with a girl

>trying to watch a movie with a girl
>she wants to have sex instead

you wont be getting many responses

>Christian character is portrayed in a positive light

You've been watching old movies Frogman?

Not gonna lie,this shit actually happened to me. I love Taxi Driver and I wanted to watch it again with my gf. She kept rubbing my leg and I was actually super pissed off. That movie means a lot to me and she couldn't even understand that or appreciate it. We broke up two weeks later and I have been single since.

>watching shitty Mummy with gf (she's Cruise fan)
>she wants to try this
Ain't even mad.

>Christian character is portrayed in a positive Iight

Should have just pretended she was Jodie Foster, user.

what is sex

It sounds like you're stirring a pot of macaroni and you keep hitting your head on the wall

>still don't understand the plot to the fast and furious franchise because I lost my v card watching 2fast
fucking roasties man amirite

>In Uni days, circa 2008, go back to this girls place
>"wanna watch a movie user"
>"yeah sure you can pick"
>She rummages through her dvd's and picked Wimbledon
>unironically got really into the movie and made her wait until after to fuck

Men and women don't really get along.
We like to fuck I guess.

You're not special sweetie. It's up to the man when we fuck.

This is why I quit watching movies with my sister.

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>trying to watch a movie with sister
>she wants to have sex instead

>trying to have sex with a movie
>it wants a girl instead

Why would that particular movie mean so much to you? Are you mentally ill?

>watching movie with aunt
>sex scene comes on
>she starts shifting in her seat

I am special

It must be nice having a girl to initiate sex with you haha

This thought can't even cross my mind, I can't even picture this as it's so out of reality, like imagining the 4th dimension

Sex just sort of happens, you just have to put yourself out there a lot and say all the right things and be good looking

this is only a thing with casual hookups and the very beginning of relationships. after a while you both just want to watch the movie. if any of you virgins do get gfs, keep it light and get rid of them after a couple months, trust me.

I've been married for 11 years and can count on one hand where she initiated sex. When we were dating she was all over me for a year and a half. I'm such a sucker.

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Girls only fuck outgoing and muscular guys. Shy and average guys have to pay for escorts.

>be good looking

>It's a mods delete the frogposting thread
> this episode seems to be on repeat

I know, I'm just saying it's something so surreal for me I can't picture it even with all the theory and reports about it, it's like my subhuman nature doesn't want me to even THINK about it haha

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>one chance to exist
>born an indian manlet with bird bones

Thank you mom and dad and thank you again for filling the house with estrogen plastic and feeding me pop tarts all growing up, the nutrition really helped haha

Typical Sup Forums poster prediction.
Now tell me which movie will flop so I can buy studio shares.

>trying to watch movie with a girl
>she want me to put my ponus all the way inside her vagerger

It's happened to the majority of men who have been in relationships and enjoy watching films.

The dynamic completely changes once you get into a relationship (depending on the girl of course)
A lot of girls have a sort of "all or nothing" kinda approach. ie. They've already had sex with you so they don't feel ashamed about wanting sex from you anymore. Whereas having sex with someone new is still ingrained as slutty (and not every girl has bought the slut meme yet)
This is why girls so frequently have sex with their exes again

Of course some girls will still act prudish if they don't respect the guy they're with. But that's a whole other thing

Play Dream Daddy for a deconstruction of this trope.

maybe you should get a girl first you dumb fuck and then see what happens

100% sure she will initiate sex with you at some point

you are acting so autistic you don't even know what's normal

I'm not as bad off as you but I know the feeling on growing up on terrible food. I will never be the full size and height my genetics could have been.

Every girl I've had sex with has initiated it with me because I am a self conscious lanklet who is scared of talking to women, Sup Forums thinks you have to be a turbo chad to have it happen but you don't

THOTS B E G O N E

pic is me btw

>girls avoid being near me
wtf is their problem?

>have a debilitating foot fetish
>pull tons of girls but never fuck them because I don't even enjoy sex
>do feet stuff with them
>drop them before they find out I suck at sex and am a complete loser

I'm close to the edge boys.
The only thing keeping me going is Divinity Original Sin 2 is almost done installing
and I have 8 norcos to go

Funny enough, when I was 15, I was watching that vampire movie with Nicolas Cage with my sister (she was 23). She was all smiley, drinking vodka and had a nipple peeking out. And halfway through the movie she started crawling on the floor looking at me and massaging my inner thigh for whatever reason.
I told her her breath was smelly and let out a fart to compete. I stopped hanging around her after that.

Interesting, it's another whole world of sex, relationships and desires/lusts, I wonder everything that I lost, all the gossip, the dramas, the experiences
I had 22 years to "get a girl"

>that feel when gf of 5 years has never initiated sex once but allows me to take her pussy whenever i want

Everyone ITT would be a Chad if they ate proper full meals 3 times a day growing up and got 20 minutes of sun every day on their whole body, the flow of testosterone and HGH provided by a proper diet is what makes Chads

>I'm close to the edge boys.
Why? I am being a footfag is kinda weird, but it sounds like you're living it up

nah, he's right. girls will flirt with you simply on the basis that you're tall and not autistic; takes very little else. in university btw

>I had 22 years to "get a girl"
boo fucking hoo

me btw

He's not, the women he fucks must be fat or ugly and he counts as normal sex anyway

So ugly guys fucking ugly women doesn't count as sex?

Is that what all this bitching is, just morons who can't wrap their heads around the fact that attractive women want to fuck attractive men?

>Dude sex just happens man
>But here's a huge list of shit you have to meet to maybe make it happen

Well, alright.

bags of sand

>I had 22 years to "get a girl"
What went wrong?
What's the furthest you've been with a girl? Do you have many friends?
What do you do currently? (job/uni/training)

>lanklets who win the height lottery but somehow fuck it up by being supremely and intensely autistic

just lie when they ask you what you like to do. you're not spending every day with them. stop making weird eye contact. stop hunching.

Do you really imagine anons fucking fat girls when you read these posts? don't be dishonest

because it won't last
no one will ever want to marry a guy whos only into feet

I have sex about twice a year it's always awful for the girls

Also I've been getting diminishing returns with the fetish.

Do you really get off on doing these kinds of posts in every thread?
It somehow makes you look more sad than anyone else around here acting like lone retards.

Lost my virginity to sin city. I was so interested in the aesthetic that i just watched and pumped until she fell asleep. I watches the rest of the movie, left that morning and haven't fucked another girl since.

What's your problem PS don't post in my threads again...kiddo........

Do you honestly believe from the bottom of your heart some inches are what's holding you back?

please stop projecting

>only had sex once
>told the story to a group of people
>every single one said that it didn't count because I used a condom

Is it true? One girl was adamant that the only sex that counts is actually cumming in a girl

>One girl was adamant that the only sex that counts is actually cumming in a girl
no that girl is an absolute turbo slut just trying to jusitfy the times where she fucked random guys

>litsening to thots

that woman probably regularly cheats on her boyfriend(s) and due to condoms convinces herself it only "counts" when her boyfriend is barebacking her

>they think it counts

AHUHAUHAHAHAHAH

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I don't know, I was always just so childish/infantile, played with action figures until I was 12, thought the sex wasn't for me, thought I couldn't be part of the that world, suffered a bit o bullying too

I just imagined someday it would happen eventually, and it didn't

It's such a fucking shame, now I can't even enter myself in this world because I'm inexperienced, it would just be awkward as fuck

I get it, nature, I get, I'm not supposed to breed
>What's the furthest you've been with a girl?
Didn't do anything, I just talked to them and made shallow friendships
>What do you do currently?
Uni, from HS to uni
>Do you have many friends?
Some, but they're losers, when I tried to befriend the cool guys they bullied me and made jokes about me

>implying ill ever let some filthy THOT touch me

>Meet girl
>Date for 2 years
>She loves Hitch
>We watched Will Smith's Hitch several times over 2 years
>She wants to fuck every time we watch it

Was I being cucked?

>Sup Forums crossposts flood the board
>we can't have a single /t9v/ thread
fuck you mods. there are so many interesting anons here with stories to tell but you'd rather have bait and cunny threads instead

literally this
Sex with a condom is still sex. Always use a condom. The alternative is risking an sti or kids
Always use a fucking condom
Fuck anyone who memes otherwise
ALWAYS use a condom

not bitcoin

yes yes goyim buy my condoms

nope, what's the point of fucking rubber? i'd rather fap

this

Join a society. Something like caving or badmington, where you don't need to be particularly good but you still exercise and get outside in a social setting.
For me, societies broke up the monotony of school work and getting wasted again. I mean every society was an excuse to drink, but most of them had stuff going on early and required sobriety at the time so we would only drink at the end
And that was pretty good for when I needed to beat alcoholism

But seriously, make the most of them while you can. Because societies after uni are expensive and look depressing

>jewing out over the price of a condom vs risking a pregnancy and indebting yourself into raising a child
wew lad
Ego boost
Intimacy
Bragging rights

Sex for the sake of an orgasm is fucking retarded. Sex is overrated anyway but lust kinda necessitates it. So do it safely

Hitch is kino so no

because the only contraceptive method is condom right

>the pill
Don't trust the girl with the decision over kids. This is how you get cucked into child support
>pull out
Way too risky. Plus too easy for the girl to lock her legs around you and prevent it
>girl tying her tubes
if you're married to her, sure
otherwise, see: the pill
girls can and will lie
>vasectomy
A whole surgical process, still leaves you prone to STIs
But probably the best longterm alternative

Lost the V-card on my first gf's couch while Blues Brothers was on. She initiated and I was crazy conflicted, I fucking love that movie and couldn't get why she wasn't into Minnie the Moocher

HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HO