Would you drink it?

Would you drink it?

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Seawater has salt in it that would need to be filtered out.

A 5 year old could filter salt out of seawater.

So does piss. Different type of salt, but same osmosis properties

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Can you eat bear meat?

Why is he wearing shoes?

Trick question. Billy should give himself a sea water enema so his colon can absorb the liquid and stay hydrated.

>user decided to make a joke about Bear Grylls
>user searched for pictures of grilled bear meat for the purposes of posting it as a cryptic clue (perhaps with a funny filename like "goes good with piss)
>user found nothing and/or realized no one would get the joke
>he googled and found out that indeed you can eat cooked bear meat
>he settled on the idea of posting the question "Can you eat bear meat?" as a way to post a cryptic joke about Bear Grylls who is known for drinking piss
Am I right?

Can you imagine sitting in your room and writing a thesis about a five word post? Now this is autism.

That would be just as worse for hydration.

Americans wear shoes on their rafts

wtf

No you couldn't. If it was that easy to filter out the salt everyone in the world would have clean drinking which clearly isn't the case.

People that can't filter salt out of water don't deserve to be alive.

I literally pee directly up into the air and I to my mouth while in the shower, at the beach, in the clubhouse, the gym, the locker room, or any time it is possible. Best taste I know is hot golden piss. Makes me happy the rest of the day. You are missing out if you are not yet on the peepee train.

Forget to take your Ortizam today?

Bigger s have lower mental capacity than five year old humans

everyone in the world does have clean (enough) drinking water or they'd be dead before they were a week old

Piss doesn't taste salty though.

>burning a plastic bottle over a fire
yeah goodluck with that retard

Nothing but your demented thought process indicates that it is plastic, moron.

Most fresh water has, at some point, had urine in it.

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pretty sure pee has more salt in it, and other worse things.

correct answer:
Neither, kill a bird, and drink its blood. or eat any marine animal.
Dude got loafers, a shirt, a sail. He can catch fish.

The byproduct of a modern education, ladies and gentlemen

Pretty sure you're an idiot.

>loafers, a shirt, a sail
Explain how you would catch fish with those things. I'll wait.

I just googled how to catch fish with a shirt and there were loads of results. Apply yourself.

I talked to a girl on /soc/ who was a 19 year old sex slave to a guy in his late 30s and wanted to meet up and have me piss on her face

Too bad I drove her to suicide. She was cute in an ugly duckling sort of way

I guarantee if I took you out on a raft and offered you a million dollars if you could catch a single fish with 50 shirts you would never catch shit.

Sounds easier to just kick back and relax and drink some piss mixed with sea water

True Sup Forums story

>Too bad I drove her to suicide
lmao no you didnt

>t. Jim Carrey

I would definitely take you up on that.

Damn nigga easy on the Freud pills

Can you skin grizz?

wow

based

you free next weekend?

better than madmax 2

Not bad

(You)

Great analysis 10/10

Why not just inject the sea water into your body and bypass the taste buds?

please do this live on cam so I can watch you die

underrated

BASED freudanon

the problem is that it requires a lot of energy, which most people in shit hole countries don't have.

YOU CAN'T PEE INTO A MR. COFFEE AND GET TASTER'S CHOICE!!

(I can't believe no one has quoted this here yet)

Based.
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She cute

Source

Absolutely based. We would be good friends

In the extended cut Jeanne Tripplehorn asks why not just filter sea water. Waterworld tells her it's too hard on the filters. Extended cut is a great movie.

Samefag

all me

We know fuckinh retard kys

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