What would you do in his situation?

What would you do in his situation?

Put my dick in the eye holes

watch a better movie

Rob a bank of course

Get your dicks outta my eyeholes!

kevin bacon wasn't watching any movies in hollow man

uhhh that's dumb. Just steal people's credit cards. You can palm them in your hand and keep them invisible. And then you can use cards online. You can't go spend cash while invisible

folow around one person and make them think they have schizophrenia

>You can palm them in your hand and keep them invisible
Not how it works, diptard. You can see things through his body.

he has invisibility covering both sides, it's why his innards, urine and feces aren't visible. You can wrap the card in a cloak of invisibility by palming it

Test transparency for various frequencies.

Nothing too high power, just start with UV and infrared and broaden it from there.

Rape

>steal money from various places
>peep on literally any women you want to
>eavesdrop on people you know to find out what they really think about you
>go around watching random strangers when they think they're alone, just for amusement at how different people act in private
>peep on more chicks
>buy anything I want with the money I steal
>use money to travel and see the world
>peep on foreign chicks

Learn the secrets of the gov't.

Go in hmv when it closes so I can be first in line in the morning to buy my CD

continue doing what i' doing. am i supposed to do something else?

Punch people I didn't like

>buy anything I want with the money I steal


why not just steal the stuff?

I was thinking like cars and mansions and shit. If you steal a car or live in a mansion you don't own you're obviously going to get caught eventually. Smaller stuff I would just steal.

>does not know how to steal car or live in mansion someone else paid for without getting caught

relentlessly relentless pleb

How would you steal stuff with security cameras? They'd see a floating object

spy on drumpf

also rape