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Wait a minute so you be sayin...

Bond... James Bond

Well, he's right.

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i Recall2005 when dis niqqa beat the drum like a bitch ass skin

they won't, even if they make a black king movie they'll still be the victims. blacks have to stay victims to be political tools, keep them uneasy and agitated.

people can no longer just expect and watch interesting stories and fables from hollywood, it is now a machine whose sole purpose is to console and cater to your insecurity about your identity and race

So more fantasy?

Let's just bring segregation back instead.

>Its another "Sup Forums throws a tantrum because a black person said something" thread

white people are fucking retarded

>it's a retarded tourist doesn't understand shitposting and you farming

Sad!

AYO HOLD UP

The best kangz movie has already been made.

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Aren't they're getting their wish?

His mistake is expecting Hollywood to invest in African History outside of slavery.

So he wants Hollywood to make fiction? Don't they already do that?

we finna be sum kinda slavery skwad?

>merely pretending

Stop talking like trump with that 'sad' shit.

WUZ

The only interesting medieval African kingdoms or kings that have potential for a Hollywood biopic were Muslim's(Mansa Musa), and I don't think (((Hollywood))) or Americans would tolerate Muslim's being depicted in a positive light other than the odd token Muslim character.

Obama (black) was president you know, f*cking racists

HOLY FUCK THIS
POST IT IN Sup Forums NOT HERE

Sounds good! Let's start with an epic about Mansa Musa, but don't forget the key detail that his entire wealth was made on the backs of slaves
>oops :^)

he was 50% white genetically and 100% white culturally

Already had some shitty movies about that nigger 'president'

They may have been Chieftians of a tribe or Warlords, but they were never Kings. You have to at least make it to the Bronze age.

There's the new Assassins Creed game, in which you have a non-action sequence in which you can tour Ancient Egypt and see all the brave Black Kangz doing their thang and learn about history.

>It's another black people appropriate other cultures to compensate for their inability to evolve past the stone age episode

Is there any definitive proof that African descended peoples were ever in power? I mean there's the Kings associated with savages abundant in Africa

He has money. He should direct his own nigger fantasy movie where negros are above everyone else.

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KANGS NIGGA

BITCHES N KANGS

>ooga booga gimme mah movie

XDDD!!!

This is satire right?

And since Hollywood has an aversion to depicting Muslim's in a positive light, the best chance for an African biopic or history film will probably be that of Ethiopian Christian kingdoms. The "Mad Dog king of Abyssinia" Tewedros II has a pretty interesting life story story. His life was a Shakespearean tragedy.

You already have coming to America.

SO YOU BE SAYIN...
*pulls up pants*

You mean the kings that sold the whites the slaves?

Do it.

When was that ever a requirement for having Kings?

Is that a joke?

They are literally descended from slaves. They were the fucking bottom rung of their societies in their ancestral homelands. Sub-Saharan Africa may have had Kangz, but those Kangz sold Ameriblacks off to Whites and Arabs for shekels.


Black Americans are White Australian tier fuck ups.

How they making a film bout us then nigga

This, this is basically Black Panther years before capeshit got popular

>Obama (black) was president you know, f*cking racists

And yet you faggots still cry racism, systemic oppression and the black man be kept down, at every fucking turn.

So what are they? Victims or Owners of their own Destinies (which includes taking responsibility for their failures)?

I dunno - but you can't deny it's catchy as fuck.

>IT'S NO MYSTERY
>OUR HISTORY

>EGYPT WUZ A BLACK LAND
>KING TUT WUZ A BLACK MAN

The label is "Muh Hotep Records"

I would love to see a movie about an African king pre-European contact. But they need to make it realistic, it has to be about this "king" governing over roughly a few hundred tribesmen and women who survive on hunting and gathering, have no discernable wealth and are basically living a hand-to-mouth subsistence lifestyle wherein the decades of watching their friends and family starve to death are interspersed with brutal violence in clashes with other tribes.

Or it could be about Mansa Musa, the richest man in the world, with more gold than anyone on Earth when he lived, and yet he used it to buy a bunch of salt, pay for his own personal harems and build nothing of lasting value except a few mud huts in Timbuktu that the French had to reconstruct in the 1800s after centuries of disrepair

a chief is a more tribal thing

is this a jojo reference
They could do a Shaka Zulu miniseries, guy was basically African Ghenghis Khan, had a rise and a fall

They make films about Australians and the Irish too.

I wouldn't watch them personally.

Post that comic where niggers act like Black Panther is hot shit while ignoring Aquaman exists.

They are making a sequel

What is Ethiopia

Why do niggers always have to ask for help from Jews/white people? Why don't they create their own film industry?

When was the last time a movie even portrayed black people as a whole negatively?

>African king pre-European contact
They were always in contact with Europe, though.

But yes, a film set in pre-Columbian Africa without a main character being sold into slavery would be nice for once. Every black movie seems to be about slavery.

WHAT
NO

Whitey took all the resources they would use to make films during colonization.

A movie about rival tribes eating each other and killing each other with rocks and sticks would be neat. Something like Apocalypto but set in Africa.

They do. To be honest it's pretty great.
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It's a requirement for people not making the "jerking off" motion when somebody tells you he's a "King".

When will Hollywood make a flick about the REAL North American natives?

they traded their children for sugar.

There was a Shaka Zulu mini.
The worst part if your statements is that there's truth there. The mud Mosque going to shit has more to do with power struggles going on, ain't no time to repair shit. The subatistence feeding stemmed from lack problems relating to trade, Mungo Park asserts that the Mandingo in particular are hard working. However the weather as well as failure on their part to sell off goods acted as a disincentive.

so a day in the life of present day Africa movie?

>it's another liberal throws a tantrum because people don't want to accept their historical revisionism post

No, now they have guns and aids.

>self employed

They realize only like 0.01% was royalty? The rest were subjects mostly farmers. This is how litterally every kingdom is. Just because your British doesn't make you royalty

The funny thing about mocking Africans is that the actual "facts " are far more amusing than the shit a lot of people pull out of there asses when it comes to the subject.

>white americans make movies about white americans
WAHHH MAKE MORE BLACK PEOPLE MOVIES
>white americans make movies for black americans about black americans and their history, of which slavery is the most important factor
We dont want slave movies, theres more to afircan american history
>white americans make films about black americans, focusing on either civil rights efforts or famous individual figures
wow i cant believe you are literally so racist that you ignore the complex history of slavery
>white americans make films about the complex nature of black people and their relationships to whites in various time periods, many of them hits
wow how dare you try to tell our story. How you can you be so racist as to think that you as a white person have any right to tell black stories?
>white americans make movies about white americans
WHERE ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE?

Its a never ending cycle. You literally cannot win with these people.

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As if this shit would ever get made in Hollywood

Race is irrelevant, it's just the same old story of most people just being happy they're getting work and it's the people that are already made in the industry that start yapping. Big surprise.

>wants to ignore black american history

nick cannon confirmed oreo

But there already were black actors who portrayed Dr. King.

>What is Ethiopia

underrated

>black people's contribution to film is to have a black guy yell over the film WITHIN the film

kino, truly kino

But that's wrong, and the cannibalism thing is exaggerated. If you want to mock Africans, just point to juju worship, no wheel, written Language, permanent structure, mud huts, etc.

FINLAND MOVIE WHEN

>when nogs are so incompetent that they don't just make their own and instead demand others do it for them

Can i make a movie about African kings selling Africans as slaves to European jew slave traders?

wait what article is this even? who wrote it and what publication do they belong to? is that even an actual quote? all I see is bolded text above a picture of nick cannon and a bunch of sensitive alt-righters flipping a shit.

>Black Americans are White Australian tier fuck ups
what did he mean by this

>Black Americans are White Australian tier fuck ups.
Compare black America to white Australia.

Doing a little research, it seems he said that in 2013

SHEIT

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There was a Shaka mini in the 80s. The fact of the matter is that no one, black, white, Asian,Latino,etc, has an interest in African History. Absolutely no one, it's not marketable.

>implying Finland even exists
Here we go again with the "Finland is a real country" FSB shill.

Be, be, 'fore we came to this country
We were kings and queens, never porch monkeys
There was empires in Africa called Kush
Timbuktu, where every race came to get books
To learn from black teachers who taught Greeks and Romans
Asian Arabs and gave them gold when
Gold was converted to money it all changed
Money then became empowerment for Europeans
The Persian military invaded
They heard about the gold, the teachings, and everything sacred
Africa was almost robbed naked
Slavery was money, so they began making slave ships
Egypt was the place that Alexander the Great went
He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces
Shot up they nose to impose what basically
Still goes on today, you see?

fuck you nick

if i was a director i'd make a 3 part epic movie on how africa's own people fought/captured/and sold each other.

movie 1:
tribal leader trying to defend his tribe/society from another. he loses and his wife gets taken and raped, then made into a slave.
he somehow escapes but tries to get her back.
he gathers other escapees from other tribes and they make a heroic stand, but they lose in the end and he is made into a slave. his wife now the sex property of the king.

movie 2
they guy is made into one of the members of the army to capture/kill/enslave other tribes. he tries to help the other tribes escape (via sneaking in and warning them of the coming attacks), but no one listens.
the movie ends with him killing another tribe's leader and enslaving said tribe.

movie 3
as he tries to gather of the troops to rebel against the king, he is betrayed by his own troops. he tries to escape but another tribe comes in and literally steam rolls over them. in the confusion he makes one last dash to get his wife back. but he finds her beside the slain king crying. he becomes devastated. the glaze look of hopelessness covers his face. we see him then in chains along with the rest of the conquered, even his wife. then we see one black man pass the chains to another showing an exchange of goods (i.e either cows, food, leathers, etc).

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If Nick cared, he'd make it.

Is the Shaka Zulu miniseries any good? It's been in my Netflix queue for awhile.

I fucking love afrocentrism, always have. Great entertainment.