The Last Jedi Thread

I am an individual who work's close with key people on the film.
Thanks to my position I have seen the film (Which edited version I can't say)
I also am willing to answer SOME questions since I'm noticing a lot of folks giving out false information ranging from the plot to Snoke being a force ghost eating snake.

Who is Snoke?
What is his motivation?

Is it true that Abrams called Boyega a nigger on day 1?

How do I put this.

He's the middle man this saga.
There is someone else.

Will sheev return?

No, that was Carry Fisher who did.
I was actually in the area on that day.
She thought he was a real waiter because of the casino scene and she kept yell "OH BOY HELLO BOY" to John
I couldn't stop laughing.

Yes, but as a vision like when Rey touched Luke's lightsaber.

did you stop laughing and realize she was yelling for you and eventually bring her some coffee?

No, the stories of Fisher being crazy in real life are true. The on set outtakes alone would make Sup Forums blush. Can't tell you how many racial slurs she blurted out like PewDiePie on set.

Any good?

The one thing people are right about is the ESB take away.
Seems higher ups want to not fuck things up like the prequels did......So expect 9 to be like Return.

Is it something stupid like Anakin's spirit possessed someone else, Mace Dindu dind't actualyl die and became evil, that spergs evil Jar Jar theory, or something equally fan servicey, or some (til now) unseen character?

Is it a remake of Empire? Is 9 setting up to be a remake of ROTJ?

From what I hear (Take this with a lot of salt)
Mace is suppose to return in one of the Solo films.
I would put my money on Obi, but from the state of the Han Solo film I wouldn't be shocked.

All I'll say is it's like Poetry.

I had a friend in Uni who went to HS with Daisy back in Bongland. He said she was a alcoholic cock gobbler. She that way on set?

Not that I ever witnessed. However I will say a few of the big names have had yellow fever if you catch my drift.

I don't, don't recall there being any chinks in the film :\

Who's the biggest diva (guessing Carrie so if her, besides her)

>rehashing the OT with subpar characters and dumbed down plot approved by a Disney comittee of fags and feminists
>not fucking up
Pick one pal

Fans seem'd to love TFA which is a beat for beat ANH clone. I'm sure you'll love this beat for beat ESB clone as well.

Any idea what Leia's role was supposed to be in ep 9 that they're now going to have to do drastic rewrites for? Word was she had a significant role.

Like I said it's adumbed down rehash with a feminazi narrative and grotesque characters. If it was a beat for beat clone it would have been far superior to this messed up movie. The fans hates it, it's only the fanboys and plebians that would gobble that shot and ask for more. It's the same fags who made Wonder Woman a BO hit, these ppl aren't SW fans

From what I've gathered she and Luke were suppose to hold off the real heavy hitter while the "new bunch" take them out. Kinda like a final act of courage. Sadly, that isn't happening and that's all I heard of her 'Roll" for 9.

Thanks user, your answer seem legit, not feeling the need to call you a faggot tonight lmao

Bout to crash, wanna lead me to any questions with interesting answers before I do?

Ah here's one that came to mind

Do the directors/writers whatever know of the RLM Plinkett reviews? Do they watch them? Do they care? Do they take ANY advice about what not to do from the?

Can't say honestly.
RLM isn't like South Park where things like that could happen.

ah oh well, night user

Is there ewoks

is the force an actual female or just coming from female parts?

All I'll state is look closely during the casino scene and also can't say if it's alive or dead

Midi's are "mentioned" in TLJ

Luke's lightsabre IS quite mystical. I wish I could touch it.

Quick rapid fire:
Nig and Rey? Nig gay?

Rey's parent Snoke or something stupid like that?

Why did Leia hug Rey after Han died in TFA when they hadn't met yet at that point? Why not Chewbacca instead?

Get aids faggot.

Any hope for Kylo's redemption after killing daddio? Are the Knights of Ren being explained in this movie? Any info on Rey's parents? Can Goku defeat Frieza and save planet Namek?

Kylo does have a redemption....sort of
Remember that PTSD scene from Iron Man 3?
Kinda like that but with Kylo talking to himself. Maybe a better reference would be LOTR but with changing color eyes.


Not explained. They just kinda show up...


Rey's parents are hinted at and no it's not Luke or Obi.

I don't know about that one. Planet Namek only has like 5 mins and 12+ episodes till it explodes.

If the 'Don't hold my hand I'm a dyke" in Force Awakens didn't catch your eye then I don't know what to say.

It's never out right said but there are more "Your jacket looks good on you" moments

Rey and Snoke aren't related

Can't say? I wasn't working on TFA but if I had to guess I'd say maybe force sensitive vibes or something?

Implied tribadism?

Rey still the worlds biggest Mary Sue, or do they reign in her "good at everything"ness?

Yes and No

any "SAY WHAAAAT!?!?" fan service moments where they bring in characters from the original trilogy they have not previously confirmed will be in it

How powerful is Luke? Why did he let his school get burnt down?

Oh and non Star Wars question but industry, after getting training, any idea what're the first steps to landing acting roles?
I took elected acting classes in college and it came really natural, I just fucking hate theatre kids. Made some nice crypto NEET bucks, figured I might give it a try for the fuck of it since I got fucked out of the career path I was going for.

Does Phasma actually do anything in this one?

He does a few of those force grips like in R1 and TFA where the individual gets thrown/ off the ground (So take that with what you will for his power) The focus is mainly on Rey's power....

Ehhh how do I break this to you. I knew a guy who was banging my sister. That's how I got the job. If you want me to be honest. Kinda how shit works here.....

Yep, another one of those 'Traitor" moments but with her helmet off.

Luke first line?

Gay, my cousin used to be in the industry (was Michael Bay's assistant for several years) but got out to do advertising so I've got no nepotism back door

'You shouldn't be here"

Involved with any other movies we'd give a shit about?

Oh, and don't have to spoil it and tell use who, but do YOU know who's Rey's parents are, and if so any kinda hints you can give? My last question for the night

I'm not going to spoil that bit, but will say it's hinted/dropped towards the end of the film. I don't know why, but that's just what they're going with.

Does Luke use a lightsaber? What is the kyber crystal necklage the he uses?

>TLJ kinda sucks but we liked it, because Disney kinda pay our bills. But stay tuned, we will tear the Han Solo movie a new anus