So, there's this bloke, right? He's a school teacher, and he's into all chemistry and physics an' that. Handing out homework to the kids, drawing... atoms an' that on the blackboard, stuff like that. And he's basically a good bloke, got a wife. His son is disabled and 'e has a baby on the way. Family bloke.
Anyway, he ends up with.. cancer. An' 'e starts doing all this mental stuff, exploding buildings an' that. 'Cause he starts making cocaine and heroin and sellin' it for loads of cash on the side 'cause teachers are never paid enough, yeah?
So he goes to the desert, 'cause he lives in America an' they have deserts where... He stays near a desert. One day he heads out with a bunch of metal bits and pieces, and 'e builds a machine gun from scratch in no time flat. You don't see 'im making the bullets but he's a switched-on bloke and 'e knows 'is stuff. Maybe he bought some from a gun shop.
And he ends up putting this big machine gun in his car and when he presses a button on... his key thing. Key fob. And the gun pops up out of the car and it can shoot through walls an' that. Kills a bunch of people.
So the lesson there is "pay teachers more money because they could go mental."
Jordan Thompson
You're an idiot. Play a record.
Michael Green
Walt is alive. Season 6 IS happening
Joshua Rodriguez
>2017 >calling albums "records"
Joseph Gray
Kill yourself for writing this
Sage
Jayden Richardson
Let 'im finish!
David Thompson
no no no he's talking shit again
Jace Richardson
Turns out, little monkey fella.
Zachary Robinson
>newfagging this hard
Easton Parker
>So the lesson there is "pay teachers more money because they could go mental."
This is actual the moral of the story.
Criminals and terrorists are, for the most part, idiots that slightly less dim cops like Hank can deal with. Do not fuck the middle class and put their backs against the wall. The sprawling suburbs of America are really a million times the threat of the ghetto thugs.
John Myers
jesus fucking christ lol, do you believe this?
Dominic Thomas
Thanks for making me lol
Ryder Taylor
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Gabriel Garcia
TWADDLE.
ABSOLUTE TWADDLE.
Jose Hall
Remember when we were 'avin a chat about the 'orse in the 'ouse? Well this is even better than that. It's like, an 'orse in a mansion. An' he's got all of 'is, like, animal friends and all that. But, the problem is, he's all depressed and that. 'Cause even though he's got all 'is money, all 'is animal women, and all the 'ay 'e wants, things keep goin' wrong for 'im.
And that's like life, innit? Dunt matter 'ow much luck you 'ave, summits gotta bring you down, 'annit? You've gotta 'ave a moan now an' then.
Weirdest bit though - bloody whale reportin' the news. What's that all about?
Eli Morales
sqwooze
Evan Morris
WHERE IS THE GODDAMMED MONKEY KARL? I CAME HERE TO LISTEN ABOUT FUCKING MONKEYS
Adam Stewart
>SIXTEEN YEARS AGO Let it go. Karl is 50 fucking years old, for Christ's sake.
Ethan Kelly
>he thinks anything he can do is a threat to the ruling class & the military's predator drones
kek. your handguns totes make you freeeee!
Jace Gomez
>Corr, that army's got some well nice trenches (DW) >That woman's got her husbands gloves, and a pair of her own (HH) >If you're going to France by boat, you might as well buy your fags there because you'll get 'em a lot cheaper. (BF)
Benjamin Barnes
DONT TALK SHIT, what do mean he builds a machine gun from scratch, nonsense, bollocks
Liam Robinson
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Isaac Moore
>A middle-aged man recently ditched by his long-term girlfriend, “Karl” (below) now lives with his elderly Auntie; his closest companion is the voice in his head, a misanthropic alter ego who takes the form of his doppelgänger. The uncensored true version of Karl says what he really thinks without the risk of offending others. Did Suzanne really leave him??
Jordan Rodriguez
Were the XFM shows ever popular outside the UK? I would've thought people wouldn't get a lot of the jokes.
Bentley James
Nah and I don't think that's her. Suzanne is short and round.
Grayson Peterson
God I fucking hate bong """ humor"""
David Mitchell
What would the American equivalent of Karl talk about?
Kayden Kelly
Look up Suzanne Whiston
Gabriel Walker
steve merchant here
Jeremiah Lee
Don't forget, guys.
New Karl coming.
Jaxson Garcia
I do believe this.
Why do I need guns when I audit your taxes, poke around fixing your teeth and teach your children.
Look at any successful revolution in history.
The fact you don't even know what I'm talking about shows how over your head this is. You'd be ideal for law enforcement.