Spider-Man 2: You can tell aunt May knows Peter is Spider-Man just by the way he looks at him

Spider-Man 2: You can tell aunt May knows Peter is Spider-Man just by the way he looks at him

Homecoming: "WHAT THE FU-" *movie abruptly ends*

Fuck this shallow movie.

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Also, there's no point in casting such a young actress as aunt May unless you're going the Xev Bellringer route, and they didn't.

>daily homecoming spam
blu ray release must be soon

Some avenger will fuck her at some point, this is why cast a milf

>young
>52 years old
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marisa_Tomei

Movie was fucking trash.
What was the point of that Zendaya character other than quips and SJW bullshit? Also that suit was full blown retarded, basically took most of Spiderman's character away.

I think Tom was a good Spidey but the rest of the casting (other than vulture) was a complete disaster

2 > 1 > 3 > ASM1 > ASM2 > Homecoming

that movie is more diverse than the world itself

It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. Why can't I live alone with a cute aunt?

What a waste. Thanks for letting me know I have 0 reason to watch this trash.

Did Aunt May know he wa Spider-Man?
>He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.

based Cap will

I'm pretty sure Tony already fucked her.

Being 50 is like being 30 these days

Holy shit rub thos2 feet on my dick

>being this underage.

being over 50 y/o is like having zero eggs to reproduce as a female

perfect

50 is younger than 80, like Raimi's aunt May.

Also
>implying you would say no to her

>The suit was full blown retarded

This.Spiderman is cool because of his natural powers, why would they make him an Iron Man clone?

It was a different time. No joke. Modern movies are usually as straightforward as possible, so that target audience would not distract for reddit\twitter on their gayphones if you allow yourself to make some pause in the movie or attempts for visual storytelling.

>It was a different time
them Iron Man 1's quips was made the same year as Raimi's Spider-Man 3

Spider Man 3 was worse than previous ones, but still watchable. Iron Man was the dawn of capeshit as we know it, and the entry point of cinema degradation. Also Spider Man 3 was released in 2007 and Iron Man in 2008.

Why does the cinematography looks so bad in the upper pic? Is like watching an old photography, not a movie.

Compared to classic old-lady Aunt May, a well-preserved Marisa Tomei is young. You can imagine Peter hearing her bring guys home at 2am, her tipsy voice saying "shhh, you'll wake my nephew." He knows what to expect when he hears that. He used to press the pillows over his head to blot out the sound. Now he sits, alert, beating off to the sound of her gutteral moans as this night's "uncle" buries his face between her legs.

Because Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the shit.

l-lewd!!!

Because they were moronic enough to a schlock horror director

>being over 5 y/o is a licence to take it rawdog

Exactly.

I don't understand why you'd want to rub your dick on her feet. It'd make more sense to rub her feet like a normal person while she gives you a handjob.

>Xev Bellringer
I was at work you stupid fuck

Raimifags are the worst

Seriously, this actor looks fucking repulsing. It´s not even that he is ugly but it´s really hard to look at him.

Because digital > film. Film looks grainy and there's something about it that makes everything looks unreal, almost like a painting. Digital is a lot more cinematic.

Well girls everywhere want his cock so something went right

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Cinematic doesn't mean "60fps like muh vidya", sweetie.

MUH FILM nostalgia fags won't admit it but this is right

Like that means everything. Give me one young actor in high budget movie whom girls don´t want. Or to be more precise, share of his money and fame.

Imagine being a superbeing with a huge cock (if that's still canon, I dunno) who lives alone with his smokin' hot aunt. The tension in that apartment must be unbelievable. If the next movie doesn't begin with her cooking him pancakes in the nude and an apron, immersion will be lost.

I bet you have Intelligent Frame Creation turned on on your TV, don't you?

How would modern Marvel do this scene?

yeah I was thinking the same thing
upper pic looks like a pic in a magazine
it's not that it looks bad but there's something off about it

I blame the Chinese.

Either the Chinese are responsible for a lack of good dialogue, or they're responsible for a lack of visual storytelling, as the guy you're answering claims. They can't be responsible for both.

Oh, and don't blame the Chinese, blame the film industry unions for featherbedding to such an insane degree that a major motion picture can no longer earn back its cost within the US alone. Being able to do that is why Hollywood ruled world cinema in the 20th century.

Same dialog but she would be almost crying it out and most of it would be said in the background while we see the city being destroyed by the bad guy.

>tfw you share a board with people like this

They're just trying to rile us and distract us from the subject of the thread, Marisa Tomei's undimmed erotic appeal.

Not to mention she was somehow considered more attractive than legit best girl.

>"IM ACTING AAAAAAAAAAH"
>Fuck it! That looks good! Cut!

She's part of the plot arc. They already know that Zendaya is going to transition. Her character will also transition, and will be Miles Morales. Screencap this, it's actual.

Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man = Homecoming > Spider-Man 3 > ASM > ASM2
>But muh politics
Fuck off

Does she have canon unshaved pits?

Spider-Man 3 wasn't ">" than anything. In the history of the character, it was < than that time Adam West appeared drunk as Batman on a Southern wrestling promotion and mentioned "Spidey". The indignity of that moment pales in comparison to emo jazz pianist Tobey Maguire.

>Spider-Man = Homecoming
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

(You)

>Digital is a lot more cinematic

Why don't they shoot a Spider-Man movie on 16mm film?

because only nostalfags like grain
digital has proven over and over again to be superior

Is this supposed to bean argument?

Wait, Aunt May knew in SM2?????

>peter is in high school
>his aunt is 70

That never made sense and you know it

Yeah it felt so fake (tho i must admit i'm not american so i don't know from first hand experience that city)

But EVERY single scene had an asian/black/whatever, either as a character or as some random extra. Like they agreed on "ok every scene at the school will have a minority"

Also that the bully was not the muscular chad but some dorky fat poo in loo just seemed retarded. How can someone like that become a figure of power within a school?

Why not? It's his aunt, not his mother. My dad is in his 60s and I'm only 24. If he had an older brother, who could easily be ten years older, he'd have been in his 60s while I was in high school.

It's not that much of a stretch, brainlet. Not everybody gets knocked up when they're 20. Aunt May is a classy woman, and her siblings were too.

Lots of Raimi hate in this thread. Hmmm.

This guy knows whats doing down.

It never made sense to me why aunt may was so old.

She's an aunt, not a grandma.

> "Believe in yourself and other will believe in you"

People often don't call their great-aunts "great-aunt", but aunt.

>being over 5 y/o is a licence to take it
>over 5

SHIT I missed that

The BTK Killer had this above his bathroom mirror.

10/10 filename but Raimi is a great director and you're clearly jealous you won't ever direct a single thing

The next movie has to include a montage with dissolves of Peter fucking Aunt May every way possible while this plays:
youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM

>the nice guys
>watches porn talks about anal and drinks
>spiderman
>talks about wanting to fuck Thor
Why do they blatantly want to make this girl a sloot?

>Peter we can't do this it's wrong you're my nephew... but Spider-Man isnt...

>implying she wasn't already...
Plus "talked" is the optimum word, I like my qt aryan waifus to have a little naughtiness to them...

Imagine the smell in that apartment after a week.

Anyone with taste knows the definitive rankings are as follows:

SM2>=S1>S3 >>>>> the rest don't matter

Raimi made one of the few comic-book franchises with a ton of heart. no Disney or Sony formula will ever be able to follow that act unless they bring him back. he nailed the camp, the characters, and the location

i wanna to FUCK tiramisu

*Inhales*

this desu senpai

that asthma feeling better, Randall?

Not quite as refined? It's notoriously dreadful!

Raimi was a victim, like Nolan, of the phenomenon whereby the completion of a trilogy is announced before checking if there's enough inspiration left for a third part.

yeah that's not what happened. you idiots never cease to amuse me by stating ignorance as facts. i'm very happy i'm not in your shoes - life would be a mess.

Look at this pathetic virgin getting angry on behalf of nerdlore! Gas yourself son.

yeah, i'm frothing you dumb faggot

This woman is twice my age but probably looks younger than me.

Clearly, yeah.

What is the context of the bottom?

I consider Spider man 3(2007) to be a different era from Iron Man(2008). The feel between 2007 and 2008 was completely fucking different due to smartphones, social media, Big Bang Theory and Iron Man popularizing "geek" and "lol such a nurd" culture, rise of Reddit, Great Recession, Facbook outpacing Myspace in popularity, Obama being elected, etc.

Those fucking movies had so much heart.

As alway, Sup Forums are contrarian faggots. Hands down the best Spider Man movie. Hands down the best Aunt May. Hands down the best Spider-Man. Hands down the strongest Spider-Man villain of any of the movies. The chemistry between Tom Holland and his friends and love interest was far stronger than any in the previous movies. It was a genuinely great movie.

Even the shit that I thought would be a problem like the *forced* diversity really wasn't. Honestly, that's about what you'd see growing up in Queens, New York... it's not gonna be a lily white high school..

Good movie, probably be somewhere in the top 5 best super hero movies. *Certainly* the best Spider-Man.... and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to be fashionably contrarian.

why else did she give that speech to encourage peter, he was doing really well in school and managing his life. not to mention the whole "there's a hero in all of us" stuff. She was obviously refering to the fact that spiderman is a part of him too.

I always saw it as her trying to inspire him to be better and always do what's right, because he told her how he let the thief go out of pettiness. I always saw it as her making amends with him and sharing wisdom with Peter, but it also worked as inspiration for him to come back as Spiderman.

as apposed to the non existent cinematography in homecoming? It just looked like another boring marvel movie, rami's had style to it. Try harder next time

What will Xev's son think once he finds all of her porn?

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Thats fair too. I just like that the fact that she knows adds another layer to the conversation, it doesnt have to be true i guess