"Can we get Kate Beckinsale?"

>"Can we get Kate Beckinsale?"
>"no"

>can we get Emma Stone?
>no

What's wrong with her face?

>can we ge-
>he wrapped 30 minutes ago

Testosterone exposure in utero

>"Can we ge-"

She's wh*te

pharmaceutical paralysis

Casting director: "Sir, we can't afford Javier Bardem. It's just not in the budget."

Producer: "Shit, uh, OK. Drive down the street to Arby's and see if Jeffrey Dean Morgan can get off work for a few weeks."

She is underrated. The practice and Boston legal?

hah, except JD Morgan makes way more dough with that vidya side biz

>Can we get Thor?
>Well...

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If Celebrity Net Worth is to be trusted, Bardem is worth $12 million more than Morgan.

>We need a 6'3, burly, blonde übermensch to play Jack Reacher exactly like he's described in the books
>Sir there are no bankable actors that fit that description
>shit what do we do?

I know he's box office poison, but Armie Hammer would have been a perfect choice.

>her leaks

she's half poo

>hey get us Tom Hardy. He'd be the perfect look for this movie
>Sir he is booked and out of our budget
>Fuck. Who else can we get to fit the profile?

>If Celebrity Net Worth is to be trusted

It's not.

Fury Road sequel when

rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee

He was too busy filming Lone Ranger at the time.

diamond cutting jaw, less than usual makeup around eyes which makes her look plain, and those wrinkles on the sides of her mouth

Why did they have to cancel this?

>get me...
>he just finished doing the facial, sir.

tfw he's retired now
1699 credits

Yeah also Doomsday and Underworld Blood Wars

stupid cunt ruined based strike back

hopefully never

Strike Back, Ali G and Tomb Raider.

Sometime i think Richard Burgi would‘ve been good, but this pic is 25 years old.

Was Traci Lords #1700 and had to be retroactively cancelled?

>I want John Goodman.
>He's busy.
>Okay, what about that other guy? You know, the one with th-
>He's already finished his scenes. We're printing his paycheck right now.

Javier has this

its already in the works

working title is Mad Max: The Wasteland

>get me Jennifer Lawrence
>we're out of budget sir

whats she smell like tho

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>Cinemax

I dated Rhona for 6 months in the late 90s AMA

>Can we get Alison Brie?
>no money

>now Kate looks liker Rhona

Is the joke that this is Alison Brie?

god I wish that were me

how come she only got naked once for that shitty invisible man movie

>kate beckinsale will never slam your head against a bed with her vagina and pretend to beat you up