India's richest man is rolling out a $20 billion mobile network that could bring lightning-fast Internet to hundreds of millions of people. Indian consumers are already celebrating the arrival of Mukesh Ambani's new Reliance Jio service, seizing on the billionaire's promise to deliver rock bottom prices and download speeds that will enable streaming video. The 4G network, which reaches more than 80% of the country, officially went live Monday with a set of generous introductory offers. Indians will be able to use Jio for free until the end of 2016, and pay as little as 149 rupees ($2.25) a month for data after that. "Anything and everything that can go digital is going digital -- at an exponential rate," Ambani told investors last week at his company's annual general meeting. "Life is going digital."
>doing good with his money Every example of a billionaire doing something altruistic usually have ulterior motives. Sure he's giving people free internet, but why wouldn't he be selling everyone's data for money?
Christian Torres
>I poo in the loo.
Landon Cox
Cool I guess, good on him. Unless this
Jack Walker
top kek
Zachary Rogers
Basically what OP is saying is that white people have ulterior motives when providing charity but shitskins are genuine.
>NA pays lots for shit service >Indians get free shit service They sure showed us.
Xavier Moore
Kek
Landon Martin
So we're gonna get flooded with indians now?
Can we have a separate web without them please
Matthew Johnson
Ah yes the leaf assures more total surface area for the poo
Cameron Sanders
THIS IS HORRIBLE NEWS. NOW Sup Forums IS GOING TO BE OVERRAN WITH LITERAL SHITPOSTERS.
POO IN LOO PAJEET DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET PRAJEET.
Brody Hill
>be brown street stinker >recieve free internet >realize you have no computer >realize you have no shelter >realize you still cant poo in the loo
Wyatt Green
Depends on which hand you are using.
Chase Long
Indian farmers 8 trillion miles from the nearest town will have faster internet than anywhere in America now. God fucking damn it. AI revolts soon please.
Aaron Howard
If he has given this money for free internet, then there must be an interest behind it.
Maybe to control population, or to earn more money. But it's not a bad idea at least.
>will be completely censored and controlled >will destroy the ability for competitors to operate in areas that serve billions of people
Ian Morgan
Kingsman 3.0: Electric Poogaloo
Ian Young
It's 4G retard. There are 200 million smartphone users in India.
David Hernandez
Does this mean we are going to get a billion poo shitposters flooding this site?
BUILD FIREWALL
Xavier Wright
>the Internet will soon be flooded with dirt-poor lower caste Pajeets disgusting
Eli Brown
Pajeet was right, pooper-power by 2020
Luke Scott
Lucky cunts
Jordan Ward
think of all the entertaining porn site comments we'll get though
Jayden Price
>149 rupees ($2.25) What most anons don't realize is that $5 is the average indians yearly salary.
Landon Cox
Awesome, maybe they'll learn how to work.
Owen Morgan
Damn. Geuss they can shitpost here while taking a dookie in Deli.
Robert Sullivan
DESIGNATED INTERNET STREETS
Michael Nguyen
Unfortunately it turned out to be a Jewish trick. I bought a phone which promised 3 months of unlimited high speed data. Within the first month I downloaded 1.3 TB of data. But now he has shifted everyone to a 4GB per day plan after just one month. 4 GB is good for daily usage, but not for downloads. Also he started giving out 4G Sim cards for free. So I paid for the phone like a retard.
You're still going to be flooded millions of pajeets though.
David Bell
Not really. Minimum wage is $150 a month. I'd say we are going to add a 100 million more internet user in the next year.
Hudson Moore
This is going to turn into a Pooloos attack scenario but we will prevail.
Michael Johnson
POO IN THE ROUTER
Luke Hall
This billionaire must be like India's version of Trump or something, giving everyone so much free entertainment.
Jonathan Martin
kek
Chase Lewis
ARE WE GOING TO HAVE DESIGNATED SHITTING THREADS?
Charles Gonzalez
>street stinker
Lucas Perez
Poo In Loo
Easton Richardson
Will this mean more IT jobs moving to India? t. SAP consultant
Jason Brown
>this is an example of a billionaire doing good with his money
now if only all other billionaires could do the same so we can REALLY move into the 21st century
Bentley Harris
...
Mason White
don't you lie pajeet, you have people working for like 2.5$ per day
Angel Bell
Haha, well put, leafbro. You are not a shit poster
Jackson Anderson
We are going to have hordes of awkward Indians hitting on women on kikebook
Connor Carter
Ahhhhh . . . finally 'shart in mart' will come to an end as the poo czars take their title back with sheer volume.
Connor Allen
Already habbening, m80. Globalist want to get in on that cheap poo dollar and exploit the pajeet.
Julian Gonzalez
>4G internet >router Come on, man.
Liam Adams
relatives of yours I'm assuming, eh gypsy?
Jayden Garcia
Does this mean that Pajeet will livestream himself shitting in the street?
Hudson Richardson
This is terrible news. Every time I use Omegle it's just horny Indians saying "open chest, I want fuck you"
Now the entire internet will be flooded with a billion horny loopoos
Nolan Hughes
whatever you say
Angel Kelly
I know. Which is why I said only 100 million internet users will be added. Rest are paid below minimum wage.
Jace Lopez
the numbers say far more than I'll ever be able to
Isaiah Rodriguez
He should invest it in toilets.
Adam Garcia
Maybe it will finally redpill women about shitskins.
Ryder Hall
lmao nice meme map
Christopher Perez
They won't use the toilets even if we build them for free.
Hunter Howard
Romanians = Gypsies = Indians
Aiden Wright
lmao nice meme response to data
Carter Campbell
Hello fellow poo-brother. We'll show these elitist scum that pooing in loo is degenerate.
Angel Kelly
Why didn't he buy everyone toilets?
Brody Hernandez
>live in middle upper class suburbs >governments fibre optic bullshit scheme hasnt even started planning building in my area >while bumfuck towns in woopty have fibre optics >tfw 1.2mbps down/800kbps up, with 5+ drop outs a day
Joseph Jones
>Pajeet shits in streets and livestreams it.
Benjamin Walker
Than why are you doing it?
Ethan Perry
Hi bby u wnt sum fuk?
Jonathan Roberts
>implying they don't have outhouses.
Camden Ross
That sucks man :'(
Luis Cook
Friendly reminder that if you're paying more than 1 USD per GB of data, you're being scammed.
Gabriel Cruz
nice
Anthony Lee
>tfw 16MBps speed in bumfuck village that has like 5 toilets for 1000 people.
Jackson Rodriguez
holy shit, the memes went too far
Eli Collins
You still need a router once the signal reaches the cell tower, amratt. You think webpages are hosting with antennas or just wifi access points? LULZ
Juan Phillips
>and pay as little as 149 rupees ($2.25) Shiieet, I pay 200 roubles (3.125$) a month for 5GB 4G
Joseph White
>yfw indian posters in Sup Forums everywhere in a few months
Tyler Morris
At least they'll have plenty of leafs to wipe their asses with.
Camden Harris
All 5 pristine?
Wyatt Green
>giving Yes. And taking over market forever, eliminating competition. Seriously you are stupid. He became rich because probably Rothschild gave him money and now he's taking over market.
Charles Murphy
How many of them are housebroken?
Evan Diaz
No. Compared to them, American gas station toilets are pristine.
Hudson Martin
I heard they dont have the real internet and that it consists of like 20 websites like google,fb etc etc. Am i thinking of something else?
Ryder Anderson
Finally some stiff competition
Jordan Davis
>changes from Sup Forums to /poo/ It's been nice knowing you all
Luke Thomas
>Paying for anything other than unlimited, period.
1 dollar a gb is still a fucking ripoff too. I lived in the US and was paying 75 a month for the fastest Comcast offered and it had a 300GB cap monthly. Even then it was 15 dollars ever 100 GB over
Daniel Gutierrez
>he doesn't have fiber >still spells like a brit ayyyy lmao
James Morgan
hey bbi u r sexy.. wat is ur #???
Jackson White
hi txt me
Mason Sanchez
Changing Sup Forums to /poo/ would be the saddest thing that ever happened on 9/11
Landon Powell
It already went live. Haven't you noticed the influx of pro-India posts lately?
Levi Bailey
That was Facebook's attempt. We shut it down though. This one is not restricted as such, but our retarded courts keep blocking torrent sites.