INDIAN BILLIONAIRE GIVING FREE INTERNET TO ALL OF INDIA

India's richest man is rolling out a $20 billion mobile network that could bring lightning-fast Internet to hundreds of millions of people.
Indian consumers are already celebrating the arrival of Mukesh Ambani's new Reliance Jio service, seizing on the billionaire's promise to deliver rock bottom prices and download speeds that will enable streaming video.
The 4G network, which reaches more than 80% of the country, officially went live Monday with a set of generous introductory offers. Indians will be able to use Jio for free until the end of 2016, and pay as little as 149 rupees ($2.25) a month for data after that.
"Anything and everything that can go digital is going digital -- at an exponential rate," Ambani told investors last week at his company's annual general meeting. "Life is going digital."


money.cnn.com/2016/09/06/technology/india-reliance-jio-4g-internet/index.html?iid=ob_homepage_tech_pool

This is an example of a billionaire doing good with his money

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>POO
>POO IN LOO
>POO POOO PEEE PEEE
>DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>POOO POOOO

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omg this mean even more of those fuckers are going to be shitting up the internet.

Lucky bastards.

Imagine all the literal shitposters this will bring here

india literally named their satellite after shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1

POO IN

>scatsat1

WELLCOME TO THE MATRIXXX BOIS

WE'RE GOING LIVE

>doing good with his money
Every example of a billionaire doing something altruistic usually have ulterior motives. Sure he's giving people free internet, but why wouldn't he be selling everyone's data for money?

>I poo in the loo.

Cool I guess, good on him. Unless this

top kek

Basically what OP is saying is that white people have ulterior motives when providing charity but shitskins are genuine.

india wipes their ass with leafs


get shit on

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1

Strange days lads.

They actually wipe?

there is going to be a lot more shitposting

DIGITAL DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS!

back to front once to smear it

>NA pays lots for shit service
>Indians get free shit service
They sure showed us.

Kek

So we're gonna get flooded with indians now?

Can we have a separate web without them please

Ah yes the leaf assures more total surface area for the poo

THIS IS HORRIBLE NEWS. NOW Sup Forums IS GOING TO BE OVERRAN WITH LITERAL SHITPOSTERS.

POO IN LOO PAJEET
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET PRAJEET.

>be brown street stinker
>recieve free internet
>realize you have no computer
>realize you have no shelter
>realize you still cant poo in the loo

Depends on which hand you are using.

Indian farmers 8 trillion miles from the nearest town will have faster internet than anywhere in America now.
God fucking damn it.
AI revolts soon please.

If he has given this money for free internet, then there must be an interest behind it.

Maybe to control population, or to earn more money. But it's not a bad idea at least.

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>will be completely censored and controlled
>will destroy the ability for competitors to operate in areas that serve billions of people

Kingsman 3.0: Electric Poogaloo

It's 4G retard. There are 200 million smartphone users in India.

Does this mean we are going to get a billion poo shitposters flooding this site?

BUILD FIREWALL

>the Internet will soon be flooded with dirt-poor lower caste Pajeets
disgusting

Pajeet was right, pooper-power by 2020

Lucky cunts

think of all the entertaining porn site comments we'll get though

>149 rupees ($2.25)
What most anons don't realize is that $5 is the average indians yearly salary.

Awesome, maybe they'll learn how to work.

Damn. Geuss they can shitpost here while taking a dookie in Deli.

DESIGNATED INTERNET STREETS

Unfortunately it turned out to be a Jewish trick. I bought a phone which promised 3 months of unlimited high speed data. Within the first month I downloaded 1.3 TB of data. But now he has shifted everyone to a 4GB per day plan after just one month. 4 GB is good for daily usage, but not for downloads. Also he started giving out 4G Sim cards for free. So I paid for the phone like a retard.

You're still going to be flooded millions of pajeets though.

Not really. Minimum wage is $150 a month. I'd say we are going to add a 100 million more internet user in the next year.

This is going to turn into a Pooloos attack scenario but we will prevail.

POO IN THE ROUTER

This billionaire must be like India's version of Trump or something, giving everyone so much free entertainment.

kek

ARE WE GOING TO HAVE DESIGNATED SHITTING THREADS?

>street stinker

Poo
In
Loo

Will this mean more IT jobs moving to India?
t. SAP consultant

>this is an example of a billionaire doing good with his money

now if only all other billionaires could do the same so we can REALLY move into the 21st century

...

don't you lie pajeet, you have people working for like 2.5$ per day

Haha, well put, leafbro. You are not a shit poster

We are going to have hordes of awkward Indians hitting on women on kikebook

Ahhhhh . . . finally 'shart in mart' will come to an end as the poo czars take their title back with sheer volume.

Already habbening, m80. Globalist want to get in on that cheap poo dollar and exploit the pajeet.

>4G internet
>router
Come on, man.

relatives of yours I'm assuming, eh gypsy?

Does this mean that Pajeet will livestream himself shitting in the street?

This is terrible news. Every time I use Omegle it's just horny Indians saying "open chest, I want fuck you"

Now the entire internet will be flooded with a billion horny loopoos

whatever you say

I know. Which is why I said only 100 million internet users will be added. Rest are paid below minimum wage.

the numbers say far more than I'll ever be able to

He should invest it in toilets.

Maybe it will finally redpill women about shitskins.

lmao nice meme map

They won't use the toilets even if we build them for free.

Romanians = Gypsies = Indians

lmao nice meme response to data

Hello fellow poo-brother. We'll show these elitist scum that pooing in loo is degenerate.

Why didn't he buy everyone toilets?

>live in middle upper class suburbs
>governments fibre optic bullshit scheme hasnt even started planning building in my area
>while bumfuck towns in woopty have fibre optics
>tfw 1.2mbps down/800kbps up, with 5+ drop outs a day

>Pajeet shits in streets and livestreams it.

Than why are you doing it?

Hi bby u wnt sum fuk?

>implying they don't have outhouses.

That sucks man :'(

Friendly reminder that if you're paying more than 1 USD per GB of data, you're being scammed.

nice

>tfw 16MBps speed in bumfuck village that has like 5 toilets for 1000 people.

holy shit, the memes went too far

You still need a router once the signal reaches the cell tower, amratt. You think webpages are hosting with antennas or just wifi access points? LULZ

>and pay as little as 149 rupees ($2.25)
Shiieet, I pay 200 roubles (3.125$) a month for 5GB 4G

>yfw indian posters in Sup Forums everywhere in a few months

At least they'll have plenty of leafs to wipe their asses with.

All 5 pristine?

>giving
Yes.
And taking over market forever, eliminating competition. Seriously you are stupid. He became rich because probably Rothschild gave him money and now he's taking over market.

How many of them are housebroken?

No. Compared to them, American gas station toilets are pristine.

I heard they dont have the real internet and that it consists of like 20 websites like google,fb etc etc. Am i thinking of something else?

Finally some stiff competition

>changes from Sup Forums to /poo/
It's been nice knowing you all

>Paying for anything other than unlimited, period.

1 dollar a gb is still a fucking ripoff too. I lived in the US and was paying 75 a month for the fastest Comcast offered and it had a 300GB cap monthly. Even then it was 15 dollars ever 100 GB over

>he doesn't have fiber
>still spells like a brit
ayyyy lmao

hey bbi u r sexy.. wat is ur #???

hi txt me

Changing Sup Forums to /poo/ would be the saddest thing that ever happened on 9/11

It already went live. Haven't you noticed the influx of pro-India posts lately?

That was Facebook's attempt. We shut it down though. This one is not restricted as such, but our retarded courts keep blocking torrent sites.