14:58 continued

14:58 continued

swedish pump

the first one

if you don't know this cap, you can't be a kino on /tv

I keep telling you it's not mine, that kind of thing's not my bag baby!

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Masturbator and Commander?

candyman

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>Masturbator and Commander?
aye, sir
extra ration of rum

Robocop : Academy Awards Edition

that sort of thing is my bag, baby.

Oceans 11

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Unbreakable 2

ROSEBUD

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>Kike Scheme
correct
> War of the Worlds
correct


easy one

Ed Wood: Totally Kino Faggotry

12 angry dudes

> Angry Circle Jerk 2
correcto

school of dad rock

sorry for the quality

> Preparatory Academy of Touching Kids
very fine

thread's dying :(

Posted this in last thread

Army of Shadows?

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I'm sick and fucking tired of this ~15:00 mins meme when something so obvious has been staring everyone in the face, all this time:

THE ONE HOUR MARK. 1:00:00.

If I were a film director, one of my trademarks would be that my one hour marks are intentional, well-composed, last for more than one beat (more like two or three), and often (not necessarily) encapsulate the entire film. It would be a still, or slightly-moving, fairly static shot that lingers for between five and twenty seconds, so as to announce itself and state its sentence without being too tedious about it.

> 8 min abs? Mine is 6 min abs

I don't know who this actor is but his face and hairstyle bear a striking resemblance to "Hal Delrich" (stage name), the other male actor who appeared with Bruce Campbell in the original Evil Dead film.

"Hal" of course agreed to act in the film but I guess that the actor didn't have the greatest confidence in the project, so he assumed a stage name so as to retain "legitimacy" for future acting projects.

Sometimes we're not playing "Guess That Movie" but rather selecting the right frame from that second to post for it's artistry.

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the thing from another world

Dirty Work

Ya got it

the phantom carriage

Afraid not babe.

spoorloos

The Thing from Outer Space. My favorite movie.

Unsolved from the last thread

Hint: Check out the walls

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Of course

Outlaw Josey Wales. Kick you so hard, you'll be wearing your ass for a hat.

>Check out the walls
wino kino....
SIDEWAYS?

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Kick Ass.

Raising Arizona

Blair Witch Project 2?

Collateral?

Leo's latest. Nice shot.

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I swear it's not mine.

>Blair Witch Project 2?
nope - more recent - think 6 degrees
> PTSD Cabbie
correcto> Ass Fucked By A Bear
that's a bingo

Bottle Shock

Copcar

> Sheriff Rapes Kids in a Cruiser
wonderful !

cool it with the autistic titles, geez

correct

>cool it with the autistic titles, geez
play the game or stick a pickle up your ass, faggot

I think Austin Powers is one of the few films I don't think of in terms of runtime. I never consider how much closer to the end it is while I'm watching it.

Captain American!

Captain amarica

General United States

Correct!

I knew I was gonna get somebody with that, sorry it had to be you.

Have another.

Captain America: The First Wonder Woman

Contact

Correct!

This one might be a little trickier

> Steroid Soldier
good job

DOA?

Cock Star Fucking Shits

Correct!

So easy I don't even know why I'm bothering

Eraserhead

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> Shitty Marky Mark Movie No. 17
got it

Pencil top
Big

Turner & Hooch
the Giants hoodie means later 80s, can't be BIG

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Correct!

Here's another easy one.

Invention of Lying
When Anthropomorphic Foxes Attack

Mr Fox

>Invention of Lying
yes

shit deduction, it's Big

Manchurian Ghost Face

So correct you might say it's... Fantastic.

This one's gonna be tougher

thc shoeshine

40 days and 40 nights

haven't even seen this one yet

Monuments Men
Danish Faggot

>Danish Faggot
nope

No sir, not Monuments Men. This one takes place in modern day.

Tremors?

Crippled British Autist.

Nope, wrong continent

wrong again

> shoeshine
right guy, wrong kangz
>John McCain Biography
correct

Joe Dirt

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Four Lions

*scream*