How can the average guy get a gf in the year 2016?

They're all hypergamic whores.

And thanks to online dating now 2/10 land whales can fuck as many Chads as they like.

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>lots of sex
>religious

I hope they don't mean premarital

Some men don't have a chance for a gf

>source: me

>Islam preferred over non religious

Have fun with that.

just give up that's what I did

The mysterious is the funny one. If they were all that then they wouldn't be mysterious at all.

>colored eyes
How can non-Europeans even compete?

>mysterious

brain damage truly is tragic.

Girls are so annoying. I wish I could be one and fuck all the men. No homo.

yfw you're a 5,6 manlet
just...

>Not Marvin
Ouch

Girls are just boring, they sit on their phone and watch TV all day, yet get pissed off if we go play vids and talk to our friends via headset.

>mysterious
>posts a list deleting any sort of mystery

All that matters is that when you do get a gf. Marry her. Then do your job to check your white privilege by giving her to a Somali refugee.

#Savealifetakemywife

Hey, at least you could be elected French president

If they titled it "qualities we look for in our S.O." I wouldn't have much of a problem with it. But they way they phrased it indicates they feel entitled to this perfect man. There's nothing wrong with describing your ideal partner as unrealistically perfect, as long as you realize you're looking for a person that has a lot of these attributes as opposed to someone who has all of them without exception.

>colored eyes
>parent approved
>wants kids
>got their life together
>smart/good life goals
>nothing about penis size

Niggers BTFO.

>tfw Marvin (or roomates)

Is this really that awful of a list?
Seems pretty truthful other than "got their life together" being code for
>money and no drug addiction

>Mysterious

>physically compatible ;) ;)

I fit the list pretty well minus the colored eyes. My eyes are solid white.

How is sitting around and playing on phone/watching TV any different than sitting around and playing video games?
Go ride a moose or something.

>"colored" eyes
RACIST!

>mysterious
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commonality
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noun
noun: commonality; plural noun: commonalities; noun: the commonality

1.
the state of sharing features or attributes.
"the explanations show a high degree of commonality in their reasoning"
a shared feature or attribute.
"we discern the commonalities between these writers"
2.
another term for commonalty.
"noble intent lifts you as hero above the commonality"

Imagine if someone reversed it and wanted women to be normal

>funny/goofy
>but serious when necessary
OP these stupid broads literally just wrote every word they could think of that made them feel good on a board, it doesn't mean anything
your first mistake when dealing with women was taking anything they said seriously.

women need to be sent to the gulag

>religious
>doesn't include star of david

Oy Vey!

Kek, they didn't even make it subtle.

Respect these dubs, commies.

>mysterious

I made a fake fb account to spam my meme page and I got cunts like this adding me, harassing me with phone calls through the chat and asking to marry me.

Pic related

I told him he should be more worried about drone strikes.

That's the point there is no difference. It's the same fucking thing.
But girls get pissy about being ignored by their man while he plays vids.

jew man will never marry a non jewish girl.
Jewishness is transmitted by the mother's blood.
So if a jewish man marry a jewish girl, his offspring will never be jew.
ITS LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH

>Not Marvin

Marvin confirmed for next school shooter

Find a girl with no aspirations and redpill her

Easiest way to find one is to get a casual job in retail

imagine for a sec a guy wrote this list.

marry a non jewish girl*

>Funny/goofy
>Mysterious
Make a fucking choice.

>hot in suit

If I lock my basement and strictly forbid her to go down there, is that mysterious enough?

Don't feel bad. You're almost Putin height.

Worth a shot, bro.

Nice trips.

Can you imagine, you move in, you're a tall rich hot guy who is both funny and mysterious.

But you're moving in with Marvin, so no entitled pussy for you.

That's a big guy

how does putin come across as alfalfa even in this situation

>not marvin
damn, that's fucked up

For him.

That's some beauty and the beast shit.
Chicks dig that though.

>mysterious
whoever put that has watched too many movies and read too many chick magazines

Oh bullshit, I'm neither tall or mysterious and I get a lot of pussy wet.

Embrace 2d and gym / hobbies.

Now what's the list for men?

* Pretty face
* Not fat
* Same ethnicity
* Kind and soft spoken
* Wants/loves children

>get a grill
>nut in her

its that easy. the alimony/women are evil and will take all your money was started by niggers to deter white men from giving women the main thing they want: kids.

>I WANT A MAN
ok, that's a high set of expectations, what do you offer on your part?
>I'M A PRINCESS MOTHERFUCKER YOU AREN'T EVEN FIT TO LICK MY SHOES I'M SPECIAL YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME AT MY WORST I DESERVE ONLY THE BEST YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I EVEN LET YOU TALK TO ME

And that's how Sally became a bitter old seamstress (or in this day and age, single mother).

Not a whore
Doesn't lie
No drama
Doesn't nag

wrote the 2/10 male hambeast

Dont be an annoying fat whore

* Has a soul

>coloured eyes
>islam
They got that one covered senpai

>no drama
>doesnt nag

Unless they have a friend circle of soccer mums to bitch with, you will have to put up with it

I'm actually somewhat a Chad. I'm handsome and tall. But this list still pisses me off. Even though I have most of these qualities, I STILL can't get with a really hot girl because it's so damn competitive. Girls are not desperate and they are willing to wait until they meet prince charming. Even when they meet prince charming they still dump him for another prince charming because they get annoyed with slight idiosyncrasies. These whores get passed around from Chad to Chad until they are 35 then they snatch up some beta with 6 figures, and milk him dry of his cash, then divorce him, and take alimony and child support (for the child that was secretly Chad's) Women are pure evil. The only way to find a good girl is to join a cult where they are brainwashed. This way they care more about your religious fervor than your Chadliness. Plus their religion has told them their whole life to be good wives and don't talk back to their husband.

Dont take a thing women say seriously they are like children as this list shows its like a fucking child made this.

> These whores get passed around from Chad to Chad until they are 35 then they snatch up some beta with 6 figures, and milk him dry of his cash, then divorce him, and take alimony and child support (for the child that was secretly Chad's) Women are pure evil.

This is what niggers and jews want you to believe to speed up the self genocide of the white race.

>lots of kids = lots of sex
having kids = pretty much no sex

Born with a cunt and not fat.

Chastity
Temperance
Charity
Diligence
Patience
Kindness
Humility

Body language mostly.

See the way he leans toward however he is shaking hands with? His handshake is very visually strong and aggressive. He is very physical with the tall man and makes it clear that he is not intimidated and pats the man on the back several times to establish his control of the situation.

In short, Putin not only acts in control, he KNOWS he is in control of the situation and that is why he comes off so alpha.

Submissive

literary half of the things on this list is not even a choice.

what a male list they need in gf would look like

-don't be a bitch
-don't be fat
-don't be ugly

And thats it
Why the fuck does woman get to make up standards we are supposed fit in?

>tall
Fucking manlets, when will they ever learn?

You forgot the most important one

THICC
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I'm 5'7
My gf is 5'8, 96lbs cardio bunny doctor making 3x what I do. And I'm a civil engineer.

I believe in you.

I think Marvin is a metaphor.
Marvin is a Martian.
Martians are aliens.
They don't want illegal aliens.

The seven virtues.

Same here.

28 and a kiss-less virgin.

>knew it wouldnt happen in high school
>got to college and realized it wouldnt happen there either
>got a worthless degree and decided to move back home
>have a job for kids and going nowhere in life
>probably going to die a poor and miserable virgin
>still not really motivated to do anything about it

>not fat
>post picture of fat woman

>only way to find a good girl is to join a cult
>christian church = cult
ever occurred to you that the atheist secular movement of late has ruined women's attitudes just as much as the modern feminist movement?

I like this list.

I'd add in that she has values she'll stand for and that they match mine, but that's just my personal preference.

>5'7"
Holy fucking manlet

Implying she won't find some docile beta cuck to support her. Probably some STEM nerd who studied medicine.

The best propaganda is the plain truth.

she will never marry you

nobody gives a fuck

Take your shit thread to r9k

Not politics
sage

I actually feel bad for Marvin and his roommates

I'm a manlet and I don't mind. Usually it's the short girls who have a preference for tall guys.

I also discriminate on inherited physical traits like beauty.

I'm not an insecure manlet so I have no issues. I don't care if the girl is shorter or taller than me, as long as it's not too extreme a difference.

At least I have coloured eyes.

That means I have a chance, right guys?

>Religious to some degree
>star and crescent
Pol btfo.

"go with the flow personality"

"I want a submissive bitch"

odd how much they correlate...

...

One word: loyalty.

>modern american women

lol unless you're a hot rich CHAD youre fucked.

He said the list for Men picking a woman.

Or the Russian president. Putin is a midget too.

Whoever made that list is a foreveralone female slut. I know the type, I work with them.

By waiting for her to walk home alone after dark and disregarding her choice of mate.

I'm well aware that it's a dream, user.