You've heard of No-Fap November, but are you ready to take the ultimate challenge for your country? Introducing the #Pure4Trump challenge. To participate, simply abstain from pornography and masturbation until you've arrived at a polling place and filled out a ballot for DONALD J TRUMP. Not only will you fighting the eternal globalist at the polls, you'll be working to take down the Jewish pornography industry and its genocidal plot against the white birth rate.
Benefits of staying #Pure4Trump: >Restoration of natural hormone levels >HIGH ENERGY >Increased attractiveness to the opposite sex >Increased productivity at your job, school or business >Decalcification of the pineal gland >Higher quality memes >More time to campaign against Hillary
>Q: I usually masturbate to cartoons. Can I participate? Yes! Just delete your hentai folder and any other (((influences))) that tempt your hands to wander. Your waifu deserves better than to be raped by faceless Japanese men.
>Q: I'm from Argentina. Does #Pure4Trump help me? Yes. Even if you can't vote for Trump yourself, you can lend your meme energy to his victory this November. Remember, the globalist Jew's plan leads to the destruction of all nations and races.
>Q: Will #Pure4Trump help me get gf? Absolutely! If you start now, your testosterone levels will be so high by Election Day that you'll be struggling to keep qt3.14159s from jumping you at the polling place.
This November, let's all come together to make America great again!
Can someone provide me a good source of these facts listed about no-fap?
Camden James
How do you recommend I stay strong and not click on /gif/?
Jonathan Peterson
You can edit the board list.
Alexander Anderson
I don't have sources but whenever I manage a week I do start feeing different but my urge had gotten too strong to outlast a month. I'm trying to follow what this thread advocates now. You should try it out for a little while and see what happens. What is the worst that could happen?
Josiah Russell
how soon after we put the ballot in the box are we allowed to cum? hours? minutes? seconds? simultaneously?
Adrian Taylor
Best way to no-fap that I know of, is to find a girlfriend. Then you won't even need to fap anymore. I'm even posting a jap cartoon so you know this is good advice.
Andrew Howard
holy shit I'm a huge fag, I've never noticed that lol
Noah Bennett
ATTENTION: CTR IS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE OF THE RECENT KKKILLARY KKKLINTON KKKAMPAIGN KKKATASTROPHE.
SHILLS ARE DESPERATELY SPAMMING POL WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO DISTRACT FROM THE KKKILLARY KKKLINTON BODY KKKOUNT.
C T R FUCKING SUICIDAL
Julian Rogers
>not KKKILLARY KKKLINTON KKKORPSE KKKOUNT
Kayden Scott
The testosterone part is true.
Joshua Phillips
Also this in custom CSS: .board_gif {display: none}
Zachary Allen
consensually rape the nearest female poll worker
Alexander Rivera
You really shouldn't do that. It's not healthy, please jerk off regularly.
Robert Russell
I hate the whole "nofap" meme so fucking much. Does anyone really believe this shit?
Aaron Hill
>It's not healthy >for the bottom line of my cuck porn business
Jack Foster
Just jerk off once every 4-7 days. Please, I worry about you guys.