Watching movie with parents

>watching movie with parents
>sex scene out of nowhere

>watching movie with parents
>homo sex scene
>dad bites his lips

>Watching parents
>sex scene comes out of nowhere

>watch porn with parents
>sex scene comes out of nowhere

>Dad whispers something in Mom's ear
>Mom giggles
>they inch closer together
>I get up. Say I'm going to the restroom.
>they say I always have to use the restroom when these scenes come on
>"user, that tight feeling down there isn't always your bladder"

>living with parents
>moving out of nowhere

>watch movie with parents in it
>sex scene out of nowhere

>watching my parents sex video
>black guys come out of nowhere

>watching movie with parents
>gay sex scene
>dad has to go to the bathroom for 20 minutes

Ware you colorblind your entire fucking life or something, why are you surprised that your dad is black

>have sex with parents
>movie starts playing out of nowhere

>Watch parents having sex
>Movie pops on tv out of nowhere

>Have sex with parents
>The tv turns on out of nowhere

>have sex with tv
>parents get turned on

God i hate that

LOL

Screencapping for r/Sup Forums as we speak lads

>watching a movie in my room at night with the sound on low
>share walls with the toilet
>all of sudden sex scene
>volume is all of sudden loud as fuck with moaning that sounds porno tier
>scramble to turn it down
>toilet flushes

go fuck yourself

Good feel

>go to fuck myself
>movie starts playing for my parents

>title of video has the word "sister" in it
>characters refer to one of nother as "step-brother" and "step-sister"

>Watching TV with mother
>show features a remote control vibrating buttplug
>suggest she buy one for her faggot husband

My parents are only willing to put on U/PG films on family movie nights for this reason.

>watching sex scene on tv
>parents come out of nowhere

>Watching porn with parents
>BLACKED scene comes on
>Mom and sister start licking their lips and breathing heavy

>watching movie with wife
>foot massage scene comes on
>wife knows I have a foot fetish
>wife says "oh fuck sakes. I know what youre thinking. You wanna rub my feet too dont ya?"
>wife takes off her foot and throws it at my head
>"There ya go, you little shit. Are ya happy now?"

Why is she so mean to me, bros?

>666 trips

What are you trying to tell me, satan?

>watching father's porn on VHS
>out of nowhere home video starts playing
>it's my parents
True story.

Thanks for shitting up the catalogue

>watching movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>go to bathroom to avoid awkwardness
>door handle slowly turning

>your mom looks at you and bites her lip

I fucking hated this cause my dad would whisper something in my mom's ears and she'd giggle, or give him a playful slap

>watching my mom suck my cock
>dad appears fapping out of nowhere

>walk into my parent's bedroom when I was young
>my dad was lying face down on the bed, butt naked, and my mum was on top of him and had her face buried into my dad's ass

They could not explain that one, they just couldn't