Skydiver, 49, with dwarfism fell 15,000ft to her death when her parachute failed to open -

just weeks after winning permission to jump with specially adapted apparatus.

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Well manlet got what he should be viewing, ground.

Well, whatever.

I've seen crazy shit in the mountain and in the snow, people do crazy shit and some die, what gives.

really hit my laughter button for some reason, im going to hell.

such a qt.

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On the bright side she got the thrill of a lifetime.

The awesome thing about that story is the article makes no mention of her offspring.

Which is great because people with poisoned genetics should not reproduce.

SHE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

wtf is wrong with her face?

where's the pictures?

15,000 feet for her would've seemed like 45,000 feet for her.

Reminds me of the end of Dredd.

Absolutely underrated, Polen

she's a dwarf, duh

did you not know that means deformity?

Pics?

no bully

She should have worn a squirrel suit, she could have glided to the bottom.

>implying there's anything wrong with it
Half of /tg/ looks like that. Don't you know you get dwarfism from playing dorf fortress?

i need to stop laughing.

how high does a dwarf bounce from falling 15,000 feet?

was this taken after her face splatted against the ground?

never forget Falling Halfwoman

wow... powerful.

I hope she inspires others

>Skydiver, 49, with dwarfism fell 15,000ft to her death when her parachute failed to open

>dwarfism

I guess she had a little trouble deploying her chute.

This is like that vegan woman who tried to conquer Everest and died because health condition due her diet.

This is what happens when society stops taking care of ppl like her. Natural selection takes over. In this case society did everything it could and still natural selection proved yet again that ppl like that are not fit for survival.

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3783978/Pictured-Woman-49-died-parachute-failed-open-dive-crashed-parked-car-County-Durham.html
just went stright up splat outside somebodys front door.
How inconciderate

>just went stright up splat outside somebodys front door.

She didn't actually hit the door? I guess she came up short.

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it's actually 9.8 m/s^2 you lazy cunt

too ugly to live

thats a "little" rude

That sounds like something from a comedy movie.

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The fact that they need special permission from someone is pretty disgusting

less than that since Fnet is less than Fgrav

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the marble is there, one only needs to chisle it out.

Why would you post this. I'm going skydiving for the first time next week

>landed on a parked car

well at least the damaged area will be fairly small

That sucks.

At least she went out in style,

Most of us are just going to rot in a hospital bed
until our relatives download the "Remove Life Support" app on their iphone 21s and purchase the 'pull the plug' add on

lmao

she fell short of her ambitions.

you better not be a manlet

Will manlets finally learn?

Her life came to a short end

She's a 50 year old midget

goddamn was she a british midget?

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A real shame, to die at the height of your career. She always stood tall for the little guys.
Now life was cut short and we're reminded to appreciate the small things in life.
The size of her accomplishments are dwarfed only by the size of her brain upon impact.

They should take the guy who made the parachute to small claims court

savage

It's super fucking fun m8.
Experience of a lifetime.

Take my digits for protection.

She hit the ground you dummy.

Let's not try to make a big deal out of this.

I'm 6'4 so no worries I guess.
Well I guess it's the thought that counts thx

Ms Gower, from Hebburn, South Tyneside, was taken to hospital by air ambulance where she died from her injuries.

She fell 15,000 feet onto a parked car and lived for a while? Damn..

Chances of your shoot failing are really slim to none.

Chances of you hitting a tree or other obstacle on the way down and dying is much greater.

CARLOS!

It failed to deploy properly, not that it failed to deploy altogether.