What would Sup Forums ask a Meeseeks to do?

What would Sup Forums ask a Meeseeks to do?

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I'd ask to get my salad tossed tbqh

find me gf

Kidnap and rape random people while streaming it online. Like the meseeks uses RNG to determine who they go after without any input from me

Cancel Rick and Morty

Get me five million USD in cash that is clean, untraceable, can't incriminate me, etc.

bring my dad back to life

score me some viagra

fix all the mistakes in my life

Couldn't you ask meseeks to just rob banks and drop the cash in a secure place then disappear, for you to pick up later?

>mr meeseeks, please wear an oversized party hat.

by going back in time and giving your mom an abortion?

Stop Sam Hyde from shilling his mediocre tim and Eric rip off every fucking day on Sup Forums.

how to become a more complete women
but really though, I have a 2 hour physics class and after 40 minutes in class i cant pay attention. Help.

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>Gwen captured by the vulture

General cleaning stuff.

who's the artist famalam

Be my personal fitness trainer

Simple things : laundry, iron my shirts, clean the bathroom, etc.
Some back or neck massage would be nice.

Get Donald Trump to stop being an asshole

reminder that Mr Meeseeks have their limits and if they can't complete the task they're given, they will kill you

so he gets a gun and kills you???

kill everyone involved in this shit show.
and then form into a giant vagina for me to live in

Why is beth so hot and lewd?

because Jerry has an unsatisfying penis and no sexual proficiency

Help Donald Trump make America great again

that's great and everything but is there one where beth is fucked by a grateful horse whose life she saved?

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I don't know. This is Beth we're talking about. He's probably good at sex, but ONLY good at sex.

How else could he keep a Beth on lock down for seventeen years?

>How else could he keep a Beth on lock down for seventeen years?

she probably has abandonment issues. I know some women like that who are staying with a man who is clearly beneath them because they are afraid to be alone

more to the point, tons of women will stay with even abusive men because of dad's that abused them.
not disagreeing, just showing how fragile the female psyche is with daddy issues

I'm sorry, "probably" has abandonment issues? It's a core flaw of her character. She absolutely has abandonment issues.

They had a kid and thought it was the right thing to do. This was a core plot point in season one.

The fuck, guys.

I don't know if women's psyche is more fragile than that of a man tbqh

99% of Sup Forums is men, and at least 80% of those are fucked in the head one way or another

I know it's almost impossible to argue with those DUBS.
but yes, YES WOMEN"S psyche is terrible.
Every women I have ever known has cried at work and asked to go home for a NON emergency
Not a single man I know has cried at work and asked to leave for EVER without it being an emergency

that's because men know it won't work, and women know that it will.

they're just taking advantage of the special societal privileges bestowed on them

>99% of Sup Forums is men

if you have a dick you're technically a man. I don't want to get into the whole 63 genders argument

>this newfellow doesn't know what no girls on the internet means

>or the actual stats for who uses ch0ns

Well there is one with beth and a bunch of horses

sauceru desu?

Google Horse Surgeon Beth senpai

Mister Meeseeks, I would like to find a beautiful, fair-skinned, red-headed, freckled, green-eyed human woman who is single, between the ages of 22 and 26, fertile, attracted to me, emotionally compatible with me, and would be genuinely happy marrying me and being the mother of my children.


... nailed it.

>technically

Genitals don't even enter into the argument. If you have xy chromosomes you're a man, if you have xx you're a woman. If neither of those apply to you you're a genetic aberration and as sad as that is you don't fucking matter.

Gender and sex are the same fucking thing. Gender is not a social construct, most gender roles are.

thats a really narrow range. sounds like a great way to get murdered by a mob of frustrated blue men

CCCAANNNNN DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Mister Meeseeks, I would like to find a beautiful, fair-skinned, red-headed, freckled, green-eyed human woman who is single, between the ages of 22 and 26, fertile,

CAN DO!

>attracted to me, emotionally compatible with me, and would be genuinely happy marrying me and being the mother of my children.

oohhh boy, here we go:

seems kind of pointless to make gender and sex mean literally the same thing when gender is already commonly used to refer to social and cultural expectations tied to a specific sex in society.
like, you can wave around the word Fact and Biological as many times as you want but it doesnt really obscure how obvious it is that you don't have any anthropological or psychological background to someone who actually knows what theyre talking about.

>the magic resonant power of the Y and X chromosome

>also I know exceptions exist I just don't like them

Mr. Meeseeks can you make Dan Harmon stop shoving SJW shit in my face during every other episode?

Is it okay so long as he keeps shoving his alt-right and braindead centrist shit into every episode?

There's 7.5 billion people on Earth. Roughly 9% of those are white, and roughly 2% of those have red hair, green eyes, and freckles, based on available demographics data. Roughly 20% of those are likely to be in the age demographic specified. That's about three million women.

All I'm looking for is one out of those three million who finds me bearable to look at, tolerates my bad jokes, and wouldn't be opposed to raising a family with me... if I can't beat those odds, I'll fucking LET the Meeseeks kill me.

youre extrapolating american demographics to the world population. Also, a lot less than 20% of any population will be 22-26. Youre definitely looking at a much smaller hit zone than 3 million.

of course, I think even with your smaller range, if the meeseeks can locate and connect you with the whole subgroup, you have a really great chance of getting there if you show openness, confidence, and happiness.

to make me 2 million dollars on the stock market

(You) have a nice blog post

can yourr blue faggots kill all jews, niggers and south east asians?

A boyfriend free girlfriend

Sorry Chris. Not gonna happen

I'd ask them to make Sup Forums better.

All women cheat. She definitely was with other guys while they were married.

Prevent Rick and Morty having a continuation after this series