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it looks like a fucking madtv skit

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Wtf is this supposed to be?

Tom Holland looks like one of those guys who starts to look really old in their late 20s/early 30s

Like he's going to get a really wrinkly, tired-looking face

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uncharted movie

Who the cute
And I mean the one on the right

why does daisy looks like shit?

Christ, they actually went through with this? And they chose those two peckerheads as the leads? What happened to Marky-Mark? As I recall Drake isn't some twink fuccboi.

>every role daisy takes requires her to be dirty and not shower for months

are you serious it's the Uncharted movie? Why didn't they get Joe Flannigan who looks almost exactly like Drake

Isn't that how she normally looks like?

I legitimately thought that was frances mcdormand

they are going with young drake

Wait this is Uncharted?

THATS Drake?

Lol really? Why would they give the role of drake to a skinny twink?

Wait nevermind op is a fag
It's from "Chaos Walking".


But Tom Holland will be playing Nathan Drake so it'll look like this anyway

Are you out of the loop? They confirmed tom holland as drake like 8 months ago. Supposedly brian cranston will be sully.

I try not to pay attention to video game movie news desu

Beat me to it. But Tom Holland said recently that the Uncharted movie is still only just in talks. He's not confirmed to be Drake yet

No...Not Uncharted...NOOOOOOOOO

I want to cum on Tom's face
Also she's wearing a wig right?

>implying she doesn't already look like shit

Chaos Walking

this
and the other one looks like a guy in a wig

a cute tho

This isn't the uncharted movie. This is a movie called Chaos Walking

What type of xenomorph is this?

I thought that thing was supposed to be this for a second there don't scare me like that

she is so CUTE

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LARGE TEETH FOR CRACKING SHELLFISH

qtmorph

I think Chloe Moretz would play a good Elena, don't you?

a lot of ugly people were baited by the "hair hiding your face" meme

I remember back when people wanted her to be Ellie in that TLOU movie

>we could have gotten based Ackles as Nathan Drake but instead we got this faggot twink

Uncharted isn't a videogame

Why is it directors feel like they need to make Daisy Ridley look like fucking shit in everything?
She's normally a very good looking lady, but everything she's in she looks like she's being purposely sabotaged by directors who make her look like a dirty, sweaty butch

Some random shitty YA turd from the looks of it.

Cringe

>dirty, sweaty
hot

>Doug Liman gave up JLD for this
smart man

In a non sexy way
Like an "I smoke meth and don't shower" way

>I smoke meth and don't shower
London?

>defending "cinematic experiences"
>"cringe"
Sup Forums really is the reddit board

>She's normally a very good looking lady

Were not on Sup Forums m8 stop trying to fit in

>muh cinematic
Fuck off back to your cesspool

I don't even browse Sup Forums retards. I just find it funny when Sup Forums thinks it's anything but s4s tier

>it's a 'Sup Forums user is a chad who only takes the virginity of 10/10s' post

Daisy doesn't look like Daisy there

She's so fucking hideous from head to toe. Looks like a Keira Knightley cloning experiment gone wrong, but she's going to be forced non-stop because le Star Wars.

You sound like a queer

>it's edgy not-Sup Forums poster that argues a game isn't a game

This looks so cheap. They're filming in the backwoods of Canada, what are they pissing away 125 million on?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_Walking_(film)
for retards

Screenplay by
>Charlie Kaufman
>Jamie Linden
>Patrick Ness
>Lindsey Beer
>Gary Spinelli
>John Lee Hancock

6 scriptwriters 6
So how bad is this gonna be?

Too many cooks.

Terrible. Which is why they probably have Spider-Man, Rey, Hannibal and Nick Jonas as the main cast. It may be so bad the director has actually banned any pictures from being taken on set to hide the crappiness, but every teenage girl in the world will probably want to watch that cast.

Is he wearing some sort of stilts or lifted shoes?

He's really fucking short IRL

he's short in OP's pic as well

Jesus christ i'm not even an uncharted fan and i'm mad, what the fuck are they doing.

Drake is basically based off Nathan Fillion so instead of casting him you cast some little twink bitch. Then you take a series that is basically Indiana Jones the video game and turn it into some young adult maze runner shit. and why is this bitch in some futuristic techware shit.

Why even bother call it uncharted at this point if you're just gonna disrespect the source material.

it's not uncharted...

RETARDS, ITS NOT UNCHARTED, ITS SOME YA ADAPTATION SHIT

yeah but look at the way his pants are bending inward at his ankles

like he's standing on something, and I just realized Daisy is even standing lower on the rock than he is

That is a different girl though. Daisy is probably shorter, and definitely not in heels.

Its too late now, brb killing myself

Since when does Charlie Kaufman do "normal" movies?

Chaos Walking

Nah she should play the main villain and have a wrestling match with Drake at the end

I think all the memes have made you paranoid

Since he wanted a house with pool

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAACeeeeee

>cast literally whos as the faces of your biggest franchises
>sign them on for dozens of sequels for chump change
>adapt other safe IPs and cast the literally whos as protagonist again
>actual star status guaranteed
>probably paid them peanuts for it too

Disney playing the long con.

Can someone put a loud horse sound over it?

(Too many cooks)

Chaos Walking is Lionsgate.

do homosexual manlets live happier lives than straight manlets?

i wonder

The new He-man looks great

Even though it's more of a interactive movie, than a game, 4th one has a really good gunplay and gameplay.

the shorter one always bottoms, so if you like things up your ass...

Is that Uncharted?
Holy fuck i thought the little twink faggot was just going to be on a flashback like the third game.
Is that fucking no tits bitch Elena?
haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

lol speak for yourself

No it's Chaos Walking your generic YA post apocalyptic dystopia currently filming in Montreal. Uncharted hasn't even got a director yet. But since Holland is the only name attached, Sony are currently sucking his dick, and they've specifically said they want to focus on young Drake prepare to be disappointed as he's almost certainly the star of it.

Rey doesn't look very good with that wig.

Since all his new original projects bomb.
He worked on the script for fucking Kung Fu Panda 2.

Prime Kurt Russell would have been the absolute goat Nathan Drake

>Chaos Walking
>A dystopian world where there are no women and all living creatures can hear each others' thoughts in a stream of images, words, and sounds called Noise.

>A dystopian world where there are no women

So the girl in OP is a trap?

>take what people liked about the games
>dont do that

Sony you got yourselves yet another flop. Congrats!

You literally just had to make a modern Indiana Jones with some suave alpha dude. How fucking hard is that.

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truly robert downhere jr./iron manlet's heir

his mannerism... they gaydar is about to fucking explode
no but seriously do british kids act this feminine on average or he's he just... well, gay?

>Spider-man is the same height as Daisy Ridley despite wearing boots and being closer to the camera

Truly RDJ's successor.

>finally a white love interest for Daisy
>he is gay

Zendaya is gorgeous, never been attracted to black women that much but she's so nice to look at, I wish she wasn't so obsessed with feminism, racial oppression and sjw topics (at least in the unhealthy way I believe she is)

Nah British guys I've known generally aren't like that.
Though I am British and have mannerisms like that, well, I'm also gay too.

don't get me wrong he's a turbo manlet but you gotta take perspective into account

He's a gay theater kid. That combo is REALLY gay.

yeah and Pratt said he didn't know anything about a JP World in that rap interview.