This is ancient Earth’s most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
Friends
Mason Parker
Benjamin Rodriguez
>he didn't see the one where Ross eats all of their assholes
Its like you didn't even watch the show and are just spewing random shit
Camden Ward
>became a palaeontologist because of ross
Feels good man
Carter James
i missed that one, were they in a line, or were therer crazy shennanigans that led to him eating their ass, then next scene happeneing again with a different friend?
Jayden Martinez
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Sebastian Ward
They gang walks in on him eating Chandler's ass, trying to cover they're tracks chandler blurts out that Ross is simply making sure that its shit free, the rest decide that's a good idea and ask Ross to do the same. Ross trying not to seem eager and blow in his pants pretends to not want to, but he does. Of course he does
Leo Smith
Friends power rankings
1. Monica
2. Chandler
3. Ross
4. Rachel
POWER GAP
9001. Joey
POWER GAP
90001. Pheobe
Colton Nguyen
>1. Monica
she had potential in the early seasons, but she turned into a huge bitch in the end
Jeremiah Ramirez
>being this pleb
1.Ross
2.pre Monica Chandler=Joey
3.post Monica Chandler
4.Monica
5.Rachel
6.Phoebe
Landon Torres
I hated what they did to Joey in the later seasons.
Isaiah Williams
> Ross: We really are best Friends
Fucking really?
Samuel Wright
Why the fuck was it called Friends anyway?
Michael Nguyen
Why does Sobel, the largest officer, not simply revoke everyone's weekend passes?
Andrew Long
this, this feels right. Good job user you are not a faggot
James Foster
It's like you don't even watch Futurama and are just taking OP's post seriously.
Daniel Martin
Its like you're retarded or something
Adam Perry
Because they were friends
Connor Hill
Back when an academic career was attractive
David Lewis
>Back when an academic career was attractive
Ross gets shit on about his jobs every chance they get
Joshua Scott
Yeah but he has easily the best apartment and only Chandler had comparable income/job stability
Grayson James
Monica was an executive chef at a high tier New York restaurant. That's more than a few rungs up from a busker turned masseuse.
Adrian Sullivan
Also didn't Rachel work for Ralph Lauren? I'd assume that pays well
Lucas Gomez
They're women
Cooper Taylor
Okay?
Eli Sanchez
Fhoebe
Rachel
bIng, Chandler
monEca
Njoey
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Jackson Murphy
Asher Edwards
>dubs checked
do your co-workers leave your sandwich alone?
Jose Evans
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James Nelson
Are you having a seizure?
Owen Reed
is your keyboard epileptic?