Do you know him?

>Do you know him?
>Only be reputation.

>Chuck...
>I haven't heard that name in years.

>>Only be reputation.
>be
lol

>*knock* *knock*
>who is this?
>room service
>did you order something
>no
>*machine gun shots goes through door*

I do.

>man crossing the street
>almost gets hit by a car
>driver honks the honk
>"heyyy I'm walking heeere!"

>WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>oh nothing!

>I've read your file

>Graduated high school at 11, top in your class at Harvard, holds doctorates or honorary doctorates from every ivy league university, semester abroad at Cambridge, head of your class at the Sonic Fighting Academy, nine tours of duty in Vietnam, six in Iraq, deployed in Nicaragua, Green Beret, Marine, Navy SEAL, stormed the beach at Normandy, practically invented counter-terrorism ops, Silver Star, Purple Heart, Congressional Medal of Freedom, winner of three AVN awards, Olympic alternate in archery, water polo, Badminton, BMX and Freestyle skiing, TIME man of the year in 1982, 1990 and 2002, finalist on Iron Chef season 3.

>So tell me, how did you end up in a place like this...?

Stop pointing that gun at me, pepe.

>Large fiery demon from the underworld tries to cross a bridge
>"You shall not pass!"

Stop pointing that gun at me, pepe.

>do you know him?
>I trained him

ah-bloo-bloo

>no one will know we did this, no medals, no awards

>I built him

>I pissed off the wrong people

>Be OP
>Make typo
>Close tab immediately
>Format hard drive
>Don't come back to the board for a month

>what am I suppose to do?
>survive

fuck you tron legacy was kino

>

>I heard about you,didn`t think you were real

SHIIIEEET

>I killed him

>he's a ghost
>no friends, no girlfriends whatsoever, no Facebook or Instagram, no driver's license and to throw us off track he record claims he still lives at home

>I am him

>and your OTHER reputation

>Do you know him?
>Who said anything about a he?

>woman character ends up in prison
>"so tell me, how does a lady like you end up in a place like this?"
>"I grew up with five brothers."

>You're not so bad after all

ah-bloo-bloo

That's two times now!

>try and keep up old man!

ah-bloo-bloo

>incredible stunt sequence is held together by physically impossible CGI

>that's it lewinsky! Hand in your badge
>and your other badge

>this operation will take 3 billion minutes

>how long do i have?

>4 nanoseconds

>doesn't know that Gandalf and the Balrog measure near equal in power
read da books

>be op
>make typo
>giant ass magnet the whole computer
>kill self

>we're not so different, you and I

>cop dies few days before retirement

>we are nothing alike!

>You're a hard man to find
>Not hard enough

>movie is set in New York
>character walking down the street
>someone runs into him
>AYYY I'M WALKIN' 'ERE!
mfw

>Dammit I'm getting too old for this shit
>another *headshot*

>Black police chief
>Black Heavy gunner marine
>Russian Hitman
>Asian scientist
>Asian shopkeeper

>sir it appears that he has not left the house in a month
>keep your eyes on him sergeant

>sir he- he hasn't gone anywhere for almost a year
>that's impossible!

>He's a highly trained agent, he'd sense you coming a mile away.

>but that must mean the killer is...
>killer walks in clapping slowly

>and falls down the stairs and breaks his neck

>This is your new partner
>"I work alone, I don't have time to babysit."

I'm just here for the pepes

it's been a long time since i saw a new pepe

lazy fucks

>look, I know you don't want me here, and trust me, I don't want to be here either

>''What the hell is he doing?!"
>"HIS JOB"

>There's only one man for this case. His name is Smith and he's retired.
>Cut to Smith's house
>Sorry Chief, I don't do that kind of work anymore.
>I think you may know the suspect as the man who killed your brother.
>Smith is shocked

>I'm in. Give me everything you've got on him.

Im real when its useful

>You blew up a bus, killed two suspects, broke a civilian's legs, stole a car and drove into a bank!
>I saved the little girl. I'd blow up twenty buses and drive into twenty banks if it meant saving a life.

I will binge watch lethal weapon movies now. Catch you sweeties later.

Hi, i am new to this place.

Who is this frog? I like it very much, it is so funny.
I saved them all.

holy shit

>No, I am your father

>but the only way we're gonna catch [bad guy's name] is if we work together

>Sup Forums is a board of love and peace

>Can you hack the system?
>Are you kidding me? I designed it

>then let's stop arguing so we can get this over with

>I have called an expert
>what's his name?
>HER name is sam and she's standing right next to you

>I can't wait to retire after we solve this case