>All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a TAB.
What exactly is a tab?
All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a TAB
Matthew Harris
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Ryder Torres
it's what they call a faucet in England ???
Adrian Taylor
Diet Pepsi essentially
They tried to release it as a separate brand and failed
Jeremiah Diaz
Oh really - this is interesting!
Ryan Taylor
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Jaxson Walker
You can still find Tab in some Wal-Marts in the US and other grocery stores, but it might be regional.
Jose Cook
Formedly Chub
Jaxson Brooks
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Hunter Moore
Why would he want a TAB (Diet Pepsi) if he was fat as fuck in purpose to get that home job?
William Taylor
Because he was lazy and he didn't have to get up to get the drink.
Parker Phillips
That's the joke. It's a stereotype that fat people ate crap, but then drank diet soda because it's healthy, despite the rest of their diet more than cancelling it out.
Gavin Davis
something seems to be missing from this thread. i can't quite put my finger on it. any ideas?
Juan Jenkins
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alexander Thompson
I'll never understand fat people
Eli Parker
>To start press Chuck key. Well where's the "Chuck" key? I see Sneed, Feed, and Seed. There doesn't seem to be any Chuck key! Phew. All this farming is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Fuck and Suck. Oop! No time for that now, the gummy bears are growing.
I don't quote understand this joke still.
Gabriel Parker
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Brayden Robinson
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Isaac Torres
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Leo Richardson
no, we call that a twisty, turny water spurny.
Tyler Jones
Gotta start somewhere.
Ayden Smith
Look at your keyboard, do you see a "Pepsi" button anywhere?
Parker Torres
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Cameron Hall
Sneed was the local TAB delivery man
Zachary Fisher
>there's a Tab button
>that's why he thought the computer could dispense Tab soda
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I literally never got that until just now
Samuel Bailey
Luke Foster
it's coke, not pepsi
Ian Perez
That's exactly what any rich black guy who's called DJ would do
Luke Powell
Show me a single picture of a rich black man named DJ
Joshua Campbell
>I think I'll order a Diet Pepsi (formerly Tab)
Matthew Perry
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Andrew Turner
If Obama had done the same, they'd love him for it
Hunter Fisher
it literally isn't the joke, the joke is entirely based around there being a tab key and him being stupid. if tab was a non-diet drink the same joke would've been made
Ian Morales
Is it true if you weigh over 300 they have to let you work from home?
Jace Sanchez
suck and fuck
Ian Thompson
reminder, the person who posts sneed is an underaged /asp/ spammer from india
Lucas Richardson
rekt
Jeremiah Sanders
That isn't the joke you fucking idiot, holy shot you're stupid.
Grayson Edwards
I thought he meant a tab as in, the tab you get at the bar. I thought that's just what americans did for everything.
Caleb Reed
How new are you faggot?
Jaxson Morales
Prove it.
Christian Torres
fucking idiot
Adrian Smith
maybe 20 years ago
Nolan Myers
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