>My name is Kate. I’m 32 years old. I’ve never had sex.
>When I was young, I always imagined I would be married by 25 and have a brood of kids. Jesus said in the Gospel of Matthew to “make disciples,” and I thought it would be cool to take that verse literally and have 12 kids. I wanted enough kids to fill a baseball team, a hockey bench and a big house full of love.
>That obviously didn’t happen. Or it hasn’t happened yet. But I love my life. I spent last weekend learning how to scull on the Potomac River. I have good friends, a great family, hobbies and one of the best jobs I’ve ever had.
I'm a 32 year old virgin, too. Where's my newspaper article?
Das sexyst.
Parker Foster
probably one of those sloots that thing gtetting pounded in the ass with fingers in her poonani doesn't count as having sex
Nolan Myers
Did you write one?
Asher Rogers
>one of the best jobs
Well theres your problem. Katie has wasted her life and denied her god-given purpose. Women belong at home pumping out 12 kids and men belong out in the world providing for them.
Elijah Parker
you just read it
Josiah Robinson
Whats wrong with her is the real question. She looks cute enough probably cuter in her early 20's when she thought she was going to be meeting a guy to start a family with. She should have had plenty of guys to choose from to settle down and breed with if she wasn't nuts.
Cameron Wilson
Did you contact the WaPo to write an article? Get off your ass if you want an article
Ryan Wood
When she hits 40, she'll realize how bad she fucked up when she's no longer in her prime, not wanted by most men and is lonely as fuck. All that's waiting for her is a half-empty apartment full of cats.
Adam Parker
If she's happy then good for her. Nothing wrong with her choice.
Ryder Kelly
>not wanted by most men plenty of men will still fuck an ok looking virgin no matter the age i mean how many guys can say they've fucked a 40 year old virgin
Luke Ortiz
>her choice heh
Brayden Kelly
Just goes to show what the most effective form of birth control is. The feminist personality.
Xavier Reyes
She's attractive enough . She must be a huge bitch to deal with
Elijah Scott
>Women belong at home pumping out 12 kids and men belong out in the world providing for them.
t. Ahmad Ali Mohhamed al Burgeli
Ian Morgan
>all those salty comments about her saving herself and protecting her heart Lolo lolololilololol , roasties are mad.
Gavin Williams
Shes lying.
Ian Taylor
I suppose, but the chances of her having a substantial, meaningful relationship (if she decides to have one) will most likely be more difficult, because of the competition that younger women pose
Ryan Fisher
>12 disciples of the son of God himself >12 children from one random woman
This is an exquisite case of absolute blasphemy if I do say so myself.
Leo Reyes
The problem shes probably already facing is that most people who share her attitudes about sex get married in their early 20's, like right out of college. Those guys aren't interested in a woman approaching her mid 30's, they're marrying girls they went to high school with or maybe met in college. Any 30ish single guy is going to either be divorced or have spent the better part of the last decade playing the field.
I guess I am making a big assumption that she is looking for a guy who feels the same way about chastity as she does, though I'm not sure how many other guys would sign on for "no physical intimacy of any kind before marriage".
David Barnes
yeah no ones gonna stick around for week 2 also check out this rare pepe
Cooper Price
trust me, this bitch blew a few dudes in her teens.
Matthew Martinez
...
Caleb Gutierrez
Praise kek
Jordan Thompson
Looks like the rape train hasn't arrived. Yet.
Ryder Martinez
Personal damage control. Bit is going to be depressed when she reaches her 40's and realise her family tree will go extinct.
Angel Carter
>not riding the chad cock carousel
Not the feminist dream
Tyler Evans
>>That obviously didn’t happen. Not with those crazy eyes it wont.
Tyler Torres
she'd better hurry up before that well runs dry
or risk having spergs
Jason Campbell
this
she is a liar
Jordan Thomas
And furthermore, if she is legit, that she still is a virgin:
Compare that to how a male virgin of her age would be treated.
40yr old virgin guy, is not uncommon. Yet they get huge shit for it.
40yr olf virgin gal, almost u heard of. Yet they get celebrsted for it.
Jeremiah Ortiz
>Do I wish I were having sex? Of course.
Landon Edwards
She is not really being celebrated. This is just an "Hey everybody LOL at the freak" article that will be circulated ad nauseam by feminazi cum dumpsters.
Nolan Roberts
I wonder what her pussy smells like
James Collins
like a new car interior
Grayson Smith
She is celebrated by Feminists, cos otherwise it would be inverse-slutshaming.
You cant blame a woman for having hundreds of sex partners, but you also cant blame her for having none.
Thats the womens side.
But when it comes to a guy, if he has had hundreds of paetners, feminists consider him an exploter of women, probably a rapist and disgusting.
And if he has had no sex partners, hes a pathetic worthless neet, and clearly unfit for any woman.
Do you understand the paradigm/hypocrisy?
Justin Butler
It should be celebrated because it's far more important for a woman to remain chaste than a man due to something called pregnancy.
Slut shaming needs to be brought back in order to ensure that women don't let Jamal bang them and leave them to raise another broken, fatherless child.
Nolan Wright
>I've never had sex
I'd rather marry a chick who's had a few guys than a chronic masturbator.
Owen Taylor
Meh, that just means she needs to spearfish online dating.
That's how I found my wife, when you're over 22 and you haven't had sex you just need to find people who are just like you and only date them.
Don't spend any time on someone who isn't a virgin who hasn't had any significant relationships, then when you find one who meets whatever other criteria you have you'll have a lot of common ground.
Jackson Lopez
Great day to pull out all the copy pastas from whatever archive...
Austin Scott
sounds like another stuck up cunt thats picky as fuck and delirious about who she 'should love'
she already looks 50, enjoy your old age crisis at 40's
Christian Bailey
better than being a whore, but she should have found a decent man to marry when she was 18-25.
Chase Murphy
Penis in vagina sex is RAPE! You schmucks.
Jackson King
You should know, Sweden.
Josiah Howard
>My name is Kate. I’m 32 years old. I’ve never had sex.
>With chastity, there are days you will struggle and fail.
So she's lying. Goes with the territory of these neurotic Christ chans.
Jaxon Lee
>being a female virgin is so rare you have a newspaper article about you
H-ha, Ok guys you can stop the simulation now...guys?
Camden Gray
>celebrated by Feminists By who? She is Catholic and pro-life and has kept her dignity by not allowing a bunch of drunken greaseballs to finger her butthole i.e. she is the opposite of the average so-called "feminist."
Asher Carter
To be fair, being a virgin past the age of 21 is odd, and fucking weird at 25. I don't think I've even honestly met a 30+ yo virgin who wasn't disabled or severely mentally ill
Alexander King
H-ha ha bag of sands, r-right?
Jack Howard
I hate how literally every girl is a supposed feminist now- I literally met the other day who described herself as a "strong independent Christian woman"- I almost didn't have a big enough trash can
Gavin Watson
Looks like a stage 5 psycho
Jose Ward
>living the feminist dream does that consist of crying every night?
Leo Sullivan
cuck
Alexander Edwards
i'll probably make it to 30 and am neither disabled nor mentally ill. just ugly.
Angel Scott
>cuck
I'd rather compete with the few guys a decent girl has banged than the hundreds of BBCs this slut has seen in porn.
Luis Rogers
This. I like my women broken in by a few black bulls before I have sex with them. Obviously most have already, but I've gone out with a few less promiscuous women. They usually agree to fucking a BBC for me. I imagine that my future wife is probably having an interracial orgy right now, getting creampied by 12 black bucks. I wouldn't' have it any other way.
Leo Carter
Fake it until you make it, leaf friend
Asher Kelly
im staying a virgin before marriage and even i can say this bitch looks and sounds crazy
Wyatt Davis
>virgin >watched thousands of BBCs in porn
I'd rather have the average chick than some neurotic porn addict, thanks.
Christopher Baker
and you know she is a "chronic" masturbator how...? fucking leaves
Logan Morris
Met a fat whale on plenty of fish and boned her into submission. Even licked her AIDS filled asshole juice.
Alexander White
slut shaming vs virgjn shaming
a 40yr old virgin male is reviled by women. yet they celebrate a 40yr old virgin female.
whats the first thing an angry feminist says? "you will never get laid, cks you are an asshole".
maybe this bitch then has never been laid cos she is an insufferable asshole.
not that i believe her anyways. she is just lying to capitalise.
Ryder Barnes
You can tell once you see her clitoris and the condition of her clitoral hood. You virgins never cease to amaze me.
Robert Hughes
She said it right here: >Do I wish I were having sex? Of course.
>With chastity, there are days you will struggle and fail.
Read between the lines, cuck.
Connor Parker
I'd just rather bang a chick who actually has some sex drive. Marrying a 32 year old virgin you are going to spend the rest of your life having sex twice a month missionary and no blowjobs.
Brandon Nelson
It took me like half an hour to find where her pussy was located. I shuffled my dick around that area and she just stuck it in lol. Tried to sneak my dick into her asshole and she screamed at me.
Brody Torres
I'm agreeing with you. I'd rather have a BBC slut than a virgin porn addict. They need to be broken in by a strong buck.
Grayson Wilson
Consider >Female 40yr virgin vs >Male 40yr virgin
See what I mean?
Do you thi k if a 40hr old male virgin wrote this, that it wojld get any traction at all?
Juan Johnson
Most womenin the West, are Feminist, de facto.
They may not call themself a Feminist, but they subscribe to the movement, in their own conveient interest.
You have fo ask the right questions, and you will almost witnout fail, realise that even women who dont call themselves Feminist, are more than happy to toe the same line, nonetheless.
Andrew Hall
t. Sven Cucksonson
Nathan Campbell
No it's not you fucking leaf.
Sebastian Rodriguez
Are you having a stroke?
Christian Ortiz
also the Sup Forums personality
Gabriel Peterson
>My name is Kate. I’m 32 years old. I’ve never had sex. here's a tutorial
She has crazy frog eyes but I'd nut in her enough times that she'd spawn a bunch of kids, sure.
Luke Lewis
>I thought it would be cool to take that verse literally and have 12 kids
wow she doesn't sound crazy at all I wonder why no guy has stuck around
Brandon Wright
>I hate how literally every girl is a supposed feminist now- I think she is just saying that to piss off feminists Just like how liberals atheists like to call Jesus a Socialist
Luis Morales
Im drunk and typing on a tablet.
Are you female, or why do you focus on insignificant typos when the content is clear and specific?
Angel Carter
>tfw just 4 years away from being the male equivalent to Kate
Alexander Lee
She has the 'White girl crazy eyes' thing happening.
Michael Robinson
How do you talk with girls when you have nothing going on for you in your life?
Hell, I don't even have male friends to know If I'm gay. I'm probably am.
Benjamin Hughes
After 4 or 5 years into a relationship it always turns to that anyways
You might as well do it with a nice girl who hasn't spent her entire life before you getting fucked every weekend in 50 different, exotic ways
Samuel Scott
I couldn't give a fuck if some roastie gets pumped and dumped by Jamal, stupid fucking games have stupid fucking prizes. What gets me is when the government makes the taxpayer responsible for her stupidity through excessive tax and welfare program. Every time bitches in Australia want more handouts, they say 'but Sweden does', so fuck you Sven, sort your fucking shit for all our benefits.
Oliver Gomez
You get something going on in your life? Fucking anything would be better than nothing.
Jace Ortiz
Make an account on a dating website and fuck a whale. Once you build confidence find a girl that hasn't burned a lot of coal yet.
Julian Rodriguez
>Feminist >Will never reproduce
I am ok with this.
Aaron Gonzalez
Get confirms.
Asher Myers
To talk with most girls and normies in general you need to have a really shallow mind. Spend time learning about mainstream things like movies, actors, tv shows. You have to memorize every little piece of gossip you hear/see no matter how bland, so that you can recite them later to the people who haven't heard it yet (and get gossip from them that you recite to other people). Anything you would see on an average facebook feed is a good topic of conversation.
Having an interest that you can talk about is ok but you can't talk about it too much because that's "weird". It's weird to be passionate about something (note that being passionate about something is not the same as SAYING you're passionate about something, which is something normies do often).
Connor Perry
>average millenial has had 8 sexual partners just 6 under par, i can do this. fat chicks will be my salvation
Camden Wilson
Yep, stay in tune with fruit cake pop culture references. Just nod your head and focus on getting laid. Interests like working are for normies.
Noah Hughes
I work with a 35 year old virgin who's not hard on the eyes. Her problem like many women today is she considers a career more important than a relationship, she also has a standoffish independent personality.
Contrary to Sup Forumss belief that all women are out taking the BBC the real issue if frigidity. So many western women have been robbed of their femininity: culturally they are told Independence it the greatest virtue and biologically shit like birth control pills kills their sex drive.
Cameron Butler
>24 >still a virgin Thing is I'm not fat or anything. I'm just boring and bad at making conversation. I can't fathom how a woman can be a virgin past 16 unless she's disfigured.
Michael Brooks
Get the virgin b.s. out of the way. Build up your number and shoot for the 4's and 5's a few years down the road. Even go for the low hanging fruit if you need to. Your standards are way too high.