My name is Kate. I’m 32 years old. I’ve never had sex

>My name is Kate. I’m 32 years old. I’ve never had sex.

>When I was young, I always imagined I would be married by 25 and have a brood of kids. Jesus said in the Gospel of Matthew to “make disciples,” and I thought it would be cool to take that verse literally and have 12 kids. I wanted enough kids to fill a baseball team, a hockey bench and a big house full of love.

>That obviously didn’t happen. Or it hasn’t happened yet. But I love my life. I spent last weekend learning how to scull on the Potomac River. I have good friends, a great family, hobbies and one of the best jobs I’ve ever had.

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I'm a 32 year old virgin, too. Where's my newspaper article?

Das sexyst.

probably one of those sloots that thing gtetting pounded in the ass with fingers in her poonani doesn't count as having sex

Did you write one?

>one of the best jobs

Well theres your problem. Katie has wasted her life and denied her god-given purpose. Women belong at home pumping out 12 kids and men belong out in the world providing for them.

you just read it

Whats wrong with her is the real question. She looks cute enough probably cuter in her early 20's when she thought she was going to be meeting a guy to start a family with. She should have had plenty of guys to choose from to settle down and breed with if she wasn't nuts.

Did you contact the WaPo to write an article? Get off your ass if you want an article

When she hits 40, she'll realize how bad she fucked up when she's no longer in her prime, not wanted by most men and is lonely as fuck. All that's waiting for her is a half-empty apartment full of cats.

If she's happy then good for her. Nothing wrong with her choice.

>not wanted by most men
plenty of men will still fuck an ok looking virgin no matter the age
i mean how many guys can say they've fucked a 40 year old virgin

>her choice
heh

Just goes to show what the most effective form of birth control is. The feminist personality.

She's attractive enough . She must be a huge bitch to deal with

>Women belong at home pumping out 12 kids and men belong out in the world providing for them.

t. Ahmad Ali Mohhamed al Burgeli

>all those salty comments about her saving herself and protecting her heart
Lolo lolololilololol , roasties are mad.

Shes lying.

I suppose, but the chances of her having a substantial, meaningful relationship (if she decides to have one) will most likely be more difficult, because of the competition that younger women pose

>12 disciples of the son of God himself
>12 children from one random woman

This is an exquisite case of absolute blasphemy if I do say so myself.

The problem shes probably already facing is that most people who share her attitudes about sex get married in their early 20's, like right out of college. Those guys aren't interested in a woman approaching her mid 30's, they're marrying girls they went to high school with or maybe met in college. Any 30ish single guy is going to either be divorced or have spent the better part of the last decade playing the field.

I guess I am making a big assumption that she is looking for a guy who feels the same way about chastity as she does, though I'm not sure how many other guys would sign on for "no physical intimacy of any kind before marriage".

yeah no ones gonna stick around for week 2
also check out this rare pepe

trust me, this bitch blew a few dudes in her teens.

...

Praise kek

Looks like the rape train hasn't arrived. Yet.

Personal damage control. Bit is going to be depressed when she reaches her 40's and realise her family tree will go extinct.

>not riding the chad cock carousel

Not the feminist dream

>>That obviously didn’t happen.
Not with those crazy eyes it wont.

she'd better hurry up before that well runs dry

or risk having spergs

this

she is a liar

And furthermore, if she is legit, that she still is a virgin:

Compare that to how a male virgin of her age would be treated.

40yr old virgin guy, is not uncommon.
Yet they get huge shit for it.

40yr olf virgin gal, almost u heard of.
Yet they get celebrsted for it.

>Do I wish I were having sex? Of course.

She is not really being celebrated. This is just an "Hey everybody LOL at the freak" article that will be circulated ad nauseam by feminazi cum dumpsters.

I wonder what her pussy smells like

like a new car interior

She is celebrated by Feminists, cos otherwise it would be inverse-slutshaming.

You cant blame a woman for having hundreds of sex partners, but you also cant blame her for having none.

Thats the womens side.

But when it comes to a guy, if he has had hundreds of paetners, feminists consider him an exploter of women, probably a rapist and disgusting.

And if he has had no sex partners, hes a pathetic worthless neet, and clearly unfit for any woman.

Do you understand the paradigm/hypocrisy?

It should be celebrated because it's far more important for a woman to remain chaste than a man due to something called pregnancy.

Slut shaming needs to be brought back in order to ensure that women don't let Jamal bang them and leave them to raise another broken, fatherless child.

>I've never had sex

I'd rather marry a chick who's had a few guys than a chronic masturbator.

Meh, that just means she needs to spearfish online dating.

That's how I found my wife, when you're over 22 and you haven't had sex you just need to find people who are just like you and only date them.

Don't spend any time on someone who isn't a virgin who hasn't had any significant relationships, then when you find one who meets whatever other criteria you have you'll have a lot of common ground.

Great day to pull out all the copy pastas from whatever archive...

sounds like another stuck up cunt thats picky as fuck and delirious about who she 'should love'

she already looks 50, enjoy your old age crisis at 40's

better than being a whore, but she should have found a decent man to marry when she was 18-25.

Penis in vagina sex is RAPE! You schmucks.

You should know, Sweden.

>My name is Kate. I’m 32 years old. I’ve never had sex.

>With chastity, there are days you will struggle and fail.

So she's lying. Goes with the territory of these neurotic Christ chans.

>being a female virgin is so rare you have a newspaper article about you

H-ha, Ok guys you can stop the simulation now...guys?

>celebrated by Feminists
By who? She is Catholic and pro-life and has kept her dignity by not allowing a bunch of drunken greaseballs to finger her butthole i.e. she is the opposite of the average so-called "feminist."

To be fair, being a virgin past the age of 21 is odd, and fucking weird at 25. I don't think I've even honestly met a 30+ yo virgin who wasn't disabled or severely mentally ill

H-ha ha bag of sands, r-right?

I hate how literally every girl is a supposed feminist now- I literally met the other day who described herself as a "strong independent Christian woman"- I almost didn't have a big enough trash can

Looks like a stage 5 psycho

>living the feminist dream
does that consist of crying every night?

cuck

i'll probably make it to 30 and am neither disabled nor mentally ill. just ugly.

>cuck

I'd rather compete with the few guys a decent girl has banged than the hundreds of BBCs this slut has seen in porn.

This. I like my women broken in by a few black bulls before I have sex with them. Obviously most have already, but I've gone out with a few less promiscuous women. They usually agree to fucking a BBC for me. I imagine that my future wife is probably having an interracial orgy right now, getting creampied by 12 black bucks. I wouldn't' have it any other way.

Fake it until you make it, leaf friend

im staying a virgin before marriage and even i can say this bitch looks and sounds crazy

>virgin
>watched thousands of BBCs in porn

I'd rather have the average chick than some neurotic porn addict, thanks.

and you know she is a "chronic" masturbator how...? fucking leaves

Met a fat whale on plenty of fish and boned her into submission. Even licked her AIDS filled asshole juice.

slut shaming vs virgjn shaming

a 40yr old virgin male is reviled by women.
yet they celebrate a 40yr old virgin female.

whats the first thing an angry feminist says?
"you will never get laid, cks you are an asshole".

maybe this bitch then has never been laid cos she is an insufferable asshole.

not that i believe her anyways.
she is just lying to capitalise.

You can tell once you see her clitoris and the condition of her clitoral hood. You virgins never cease to amaze me.

She said it right here:
>Do I wish I were having sex? Of course.

>With chastity, there are days you will struggle and fail.

Read between the lines, cuck.

I'd just rather bang a chick who actually has some sex drive. Marrying a 32 year old virgin you are going to spend the rest of your life having sex twice a month missionary and no blowjobs.

It took me like half an hour to find where her pussy was located. I shuffled my dick around that area and she just stuck it in lol. Tried to sneak my dick into her asshole and she screamed at me.

I'm agreeing with you. I'd rather have a BBC slut than a virgin porn addict. They need to be broken in by a strong buck.

Consider
>Female 40yr virgin
vs
>Male 40yr virgin

See what I mean?

Do you thi k if a 40hr old male virgin wrote this, that it wojld get any traction at all?

Most womenin the West, are Feminist, de facto.

They may not call themself a Feminist, but they subscribe to the movement, in their own conveient interest.

You have fo ask the right questions, and you will almost witnout fail, realise that even women who dont call themselves Feminist, are more than happy to toe the same line, nonetheless.

t. Sven Cucksonson

No it's not you fucking leaf.

Are you having a stroke?

also the Sup Forums personality

>My name is Kate. I’m 32 years old. I’ve never had sex.
here's a tutorial

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She has crazy frog eyes but I'd nut in her enough times that she'd spawn a bunch of kids, sure.

>I thought it would be cool to take that verse literally and have 12 kids

wow she doesn't sound crazy at all I wonder why no guy has stuck around

>I hate how literally every girl is a supposed feminist now-
I think she is just saying that to piss off feminists
Just like how liberals atheists like to call Jesus a Socialist

Im drunk and typing on a tablet.

Are you female, or why do you focus on insignificant typos when the content is clear and specific?

>tfw just 4 years away from being the male equivalent to Kate

She has the 'White girl crazy eyes' thing happening.

How do you talk with girls when you have nothing going on for you in your life?

Hell, I don't even have male friends to know If I'm gay. I'm probably am.

After 4 or 5 years into a relationship it always turns to that anyways

You might as well do it with a nice girl who hasn't spent her entire life before you getting fucked every weekend in 50 different, exotic ways

I couldn't give a fuck if some roastie gets pumped and dumped by Jamal, stupid fucking games have stupid fucking prizes.
What gets me is when the government makes the taxpayer responsible for her stupidity through excessive tax and welfare program.
Every time bitches in Australia want more handouts, they say 'but Sweden does', so fuck you Sven, sort your fucking shit for all our benefits.

You get something going on in your life? Fucking anything would be better than nothing.

Make an account on a dating website and fuck a whale. Once you build confidence find a girl that hasn't burned a lot of coal yet.

>Feminist
>Will never reproduce

I am ok with this.

Get confirms.

To talk with most girls and normies in general you need to have a really shallow mind. Spend time learning about mainstream things like movies, actors, tv shows. You have to memorize every little piece of gossip you hear/see no matter how bland, so that you can recite them later to the people who haven't heard it yet (and get gossip from them that you recite to other people). Anything you would see on an average facebook feed is a good topic of conversation.

Having an interest that you can talk about is ok but you can't talk about it too much because that's "weird". It's weird to be passionate about something (note that being passionate about something is not the same as SAYING you're passionate about something, which is something normies do often).

>average millenial has had 8 sexual partners
just 6 under par, i can do this. fat chicks will be my salvation

Yep, stay in tune with fruit cake pop culture references. Just nod your head and focus on getting laid. Interests like working are for normies.

I work with a 35 year old virgin who's not hard on the eyes. Her problem like many women today is she considers a career more important than a relationship, she also has a standoffish independent personality.

Contrary to Sup Forumss belief that all women are out taking the BBC the real issue if frigidity. So many western women have been robbed of their femininity: culturally they are told Independence it the greatest virtue and biologically shit like birth control pills kills their sex drive.

>24
>still a virgin
Thing is I'm not fat or anything. I'm just boring and bad at making conversation.
I can't fathom how a woman can be a virgin past 16 unless she's disfigured.

Get the virgin b.s. out of the way. Build up your number and shoot for the 4's and 5's a few years down the road. Even go for the low hanging fruit if you need to. Your standards are way too high.

As expected of a Canadian.